Seek&Destroy's Diary

[Seek&Destroy]

After a bad start(overtraining, about 7 or 8 weeks worth), I will now begin my to keep a record of my progress.

Pre P.E. Stats:
Length: 7.100" BPEL
Girth: 5.400"
Flaccid Length: 4.900"
Flaccid Girth: 5.100"

As of start of the diary:
Length: 7.250" BPEL
Girth: 5.600"
Flaccid Length: 5.250"
Flaccid Girth: 5.375"

Current Routine:
Length Days:
9 to 12 minutes of manual stretches
250 to 500 kegels
Girth Days:
250 to 350 strokes of wet jelqing
250 to 500 kegels

Goals:
I'll know when I see it. (I should say, after a few really hot nights. :twisted: )

[tigger23]

Good starting stats, and looks like a good routine (you might want to add some warm up and warm down to your routines). Your flacid measurements are huge. Good luck!

[BIGOKE]

Excellent starting stats, good luck for gains. :cool

[G-Spot19]

Good to see you toned it down SD. Goodluck bro!

[Anthrax]

Excellent starting stats, man...

[Seek&Destroy]

Jr. tricked me into measureing him. About every three days or so he just looks and feels bigger. So I measure, 5.8125" girth, but I know tomorrow he will be back at 5.625". This is the third time, in the last week or so, this has happened.

Suppose I could try only have sex on Jr.'s happy days. :)

We need more smilies to choose from.

Does this happen to anyone else?

[Seek&Destroy]

I noticed under my name it says, "Call me big boy!". Don't do that. :lol:

[Seek&Destroy]

Now it says "I LOVE cock! erm... Pussy" :shock: , I hope these phrases get better! :cheeky:

[Shane_Bos]

At 500 posts you can make your own, so get thinking cos you posting like a classic post whore! Love it!

[Seek&Destroy]

Originally Posted by Shane_Bos

posting like a classic post whore


I'll have you know, I am a whore! :cheeky:

[MagnumXL]

Dont have to tell me twice.

[Anthrax]

Now it says "I LOVE cock! erm... Pussy" :shock: , I hope these phrases get better! :cheeky:

That my favorite prewritten custom phrase... not because I love cock or anything like that...

:puke:

Because I don't...

Okay...

Wow... This is awkward... *leaves diary*

[G-Spot19]

:lol: It is the funniest though

[Seek&Destroy]

Something weird has been happening the past couple of days, every little thing is getting Jr. hard.

Just an hour ago, I went to the store to get cigarettes. I was standing behind a pretty lady. All I did was still a glance at her ass, and Jr. decided he needed to stretch out. :D

[Anthrax]

It's called an erection, buddy... Get used to it... :wink:

[Seek&Destroy]

It's happening a lot more now.

[zwmusic]

Very good stats you already have there.

Why don't you do wet jelqs for length days? They target mostly length.

Just a suggestion Seek, perhaps if you cut down a little on stretches and add wet jelqs, you'll have a more balanced length routine. Stretches are a very important part of NPE but I think you could do with a little less stretches at this stage. IMO, wet jelqs are the core of NPE.

I think you got a bit confused with wet/dry jelqs, for girth, what you need is dry jelq really.

Good luck with your gains mate.

[Anthrax]

Behold the benefits/drawbacks of a healthier penis...


I hope that's not a problem for you...

[Seek&Destroy]

Originally Posted by Anthrax

I hope that's not a problem for you...


I can live with it. :cool


Originally Posted by zwmusic

Why don't you do wet jelqs for length days? They target mostly length.

I've been sneaking some in. :P
I just started the spilt days thing(As at top). I had been overtraining, this routine was what I came down to(For Now).
The dry jelqs leave me a little to raw.

[zwmusic]

Yeah, you must listen to your body (gosh! I'm talking like Bobo now) and do what you feel more comfortable with.

Wet jelqs will also give a bit of girth gain anyway.

[Seek&Destroy]

In PE it seems harder to tell when your overtraining, than say weightlifting.
Nothing was sore, I just slowly got a darker color.

I never got to talk to Bobo. Missed him by a few days. I've read dozens of his postings. I was hoping to see some that sounded like:

Jelqing you should be. MMMM
Less is more, I say. MMMM

Did he ever do Yoda?

[zwmusic]

Nothing was sore, I just slowly got a darker color.

That's a good sign, keep at it.

I'm sure Bobo will be back, the master whore couldn't stay away from CC to long. :lol:

[Shane_Bos]

Did he ever do Yoda?

Yoda was Bobo's cousin if i recall correctly, and he did imitate sometimes, but Bobo was his own little green man.

[Seek&Destroy]

Bobo is Yoda's cousin, thats funny. :lol:

[Shane_Bos]

Actualy, come to think of it, Obob was Bobo's cousin, cant remember about Yoda, he may have been too. I doubt there are many little green men around. I miss him :cry:

[Seek&Destroy]

Originally Posted by Seek&Destroy

Jr. tricked me into measureing him. About every three days or so he just looks and feels bigger. So I measure, :shock: 5.8125" girth :shock: , but I know tomorrow, he will be back at 5.625". This is the third time, in the last week or so, this has happened.


When I was in school, I was an apprentice machinist. I know how to measure shit. And I double checked.

Has this happend to anyone else? :roll:

[Shane_Bos]

I only measure once a month so nope. I suggest not measuring so often.

[Anthrax]

Once a month may even be too soon once the gains slow down... Bi-monthly is also an option...

[G-Spot19]

YEah the swell could be from your exercises. Once a month at the very most(Bi monthly sounds like a good plan) and on an off day.

[wern]

That my favorite prewritten custom phrase... not because I love cock or anything like that...

:puke:

Because I don't...

Okay...

Wow... This is awkward... *leaves diary*

GAY THREAD ALERT!!!!!!!!

[G-Spot19]

Damn another one :x

[Anthrax]

It's a good thing the Tit and Ass threads exist to maintain heterosexuality...

[Seek&Destroy]

Anthrax,

I didn't want to clutter up SS's thread the other day. We can continue here.

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Which would you choose? (That was the only one of your pics I could find.)

[BigBadBear]

That's a no-contest right there... :roll:

[Seek&Destroy]

I wouldn't give it a seconds thought.

I'm not sure which Anthrax will pick. :roll:

[Anthrax]

Honestly, does it make a difference? :roll:


Who would I choose to do what? Date, have sex with, get a lap dance from, blow kisses at, throw dollars at, et cetera...?

[Seek&Destroy]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: ......

Full relationship or one nighter. It's your choice.

[Anthrax]

Latin Spice (the big booty one) is a stripper with a HUMONGOUS ASS. Since she strips, she probably has some moves in the bed too. Yeah, so what? That's one body part. Her tits are not proportional to that ass anyway and apparently she has fat rolls when she turns to the side. I have to take such flaws into consideration because of who I am comparing her to. Petra Nemcova is a supermodel, which pretty much means that her body is "perfect" (based on society's opinion) from head to toe and she has a very beautiful face. She doesn't have huge tits though. Oh yeah? But I never said that I don't like smaller tits. I don't consider them small anyway, she has enough to play with and enjoy. So who would I choose for a long-term relationship? Petra, of course. Do you think I only check out tit size and ass size? What kind of robot do you think I am? Facial features are much more likely to be seen and evaluated first, and she definitely wins there by a long shot. When I talk to her, I will be looking at her face, not her ass, so it is imperative that she has an attractive one. Besides, I can show her off to my friends since the general opinion is that Petra is more attractive.

[Seek&Destroy]

If I understood the response correctly, then Petra.
I figured(and hoped) she would be the choice.

Ms. Latin Spice was the only one of your images I could find.
It wasn't a fair fight.
Show me an image of big boob/butt woman that you would pick over Petra.

I'm trying to get a hold on your tastes.

[Anthrax]

Am I really that interesting...?

[Seek&Destroy]

You have posted some interesting images.
Other than that I suppose not.
I'm not trying to yank your chain. I'm just little curious.

[Anthrax]

Pornstar Sierra... disregarding that she is a slut...

http://www.boobywood.com/gally87s/sierra-033.jpg
http://www.boobywood.com/gally87s/sierra-056.jpg

Not the best still pictures... but hopefully you get the point...

[Seek&Destroy]

OK
Now I have a handle on it.
Now was that so bad?

She is more attractive than the others.

I really wasn't messin whith you. (Don't be so sensitive.)

[Anthrax]

Suck a cock... :roll:


I'm kidding, by the way...

[Anthrax]

Don't worry about it, man... Honestly, it doesn't bother me... It may seem like that, but it really depends on who is reading the text... Sometimes it is hard to accurately communicate emotion on a message board... When I first started posting here, I never used smileys... and people thought I was a complete asshole...

:lol: :roll: :shock: :puke: :x :cool :wink:
:) :o :( :cry: :mrgreen :evil: :twisted:

[Seek&Destroy]

And farewell,

I seem to cause trouble for some of the folks here, so now I will leave.

I really should get to work on my car. I got last weeks pay yesterday, and now have enough money to finish my new motor(My last engine chucked a rod, several weeks ago). The "heat" has broken, and I should get outside and play. Additionally, this morning one of my trucks didn't want to start. So I have to figure out what its problem is.

G-Spot, SS, & ZW, goodbye.

SS, whatever has you down, its really can't be that bad. You are driving the car, just steer it where you want it to go.

Anthrax, I'm sorry for the miscommunication(I'm not sure that is a word).
You and wern(If I remember correctly) have a height issue. Don't let it bother you. I'm only 5'7"/137#. In life, love, & the football field, I never let it bother me. It therefore never became an issue. The point of all this that it seems that you're making it more of an issue than it really is.

MagnumXL, I noticed that you called me a geek. If making nearly six digits a year, while sitting on the patio, makes me a geek. Then this "pretty boy" is a big geek! I'll let you off the hook on a couple of other things. I'm sure, given enough time, we could have gotten along. I have a way of growing on people.
Just keep more of the negative shit to yourself in the future.

A couple of folks asked what I was programming, I never got to answer them.
I'm making a Windows GUI application. It generates scripts that a rather old (198?) BASIC interpreter then reads. The BASIC interpreter then runs a machine. Doing what the scripts tell it to do. The programs purpose is to allow people to write the scripts in an easier way. It already works, but is still incomplete.

And just for the record:
I've been truthful, in all I have said. (At least I don't remember fudging. Not that I'm above that sort of thing.)

I could go on, but I won't. Goodbye. :D

[Anthrax]

What the hell? You have to be kidding... :shock:


I love you... :P :puke: :D

[MagnumXL]

Ouch seek. I was just fucking with you when i called you a geek, dont take things so seriously. This thread reminds me of that song Stan by Eminem.

[MagnumXL]

But seriously dude if you want to leave thats fine. Just by the way you take things that people say over the internet really shows that you are immature. Im not telling you not to go but dont cause drama for no reason. I just hate drama...

[G-Spot19]

Dude dont go. You have been a great member and have been in some awesome conversation. I have not noticed trouble being stirred up. By the way, what do you do for a living?

[BigBadBear]

Don't take people too seriously on CC, we all mostly just hang out and have a laugh, 90% of the stuff said here isn't meant to be taken seriously.

[Anthrax]

I've caused more trouble than you a hundred-fold (unintentionally, might I add)...


I don't know what all this fuss is about... You have not done anything wrong...


And the geek thing was clearly a joke... but you seem to be very sensitive to that...


Lighten up, dude... and get whoring... :mrgreen

[MagnumXL]

He hasent left hes just gonna

a) come back and say ok sorry

b) change his username and come back

I know his type, he just likes to make drama.

[G-Spot19]

I've caused more trouble than you a hundred-fold (unintentionally, might I add)...


I don't know what all this fuss is about... You have not done anything wrong...

And the geek thing was clearly a joke... but you seem to be very sensitive to that...


Lighten up, dude... and get whoring... :mrgreen
I remember some of that. LOL We never had beef did we? Other than the "battles" :lol:

[Anthrax]

No, I didn't have beef with anyone... People had beef with me... Some people disliked the way I used big words and had correct grammar and spelling... Oldie used to pop blood vessels (more than he does in his sessions) everytime I humorously corrected a typo or made a random pointless thread (I used to make a lot of those, I need to start doing that again)... Godma called me "the new Mooman" (whatever that was supposed to mean)... I never instigated anything... Oldie would say something and it snowballed from there...


Damn, those were the days... (I was reading my old posts yesterday, right after I drank Clorox)... I'm nothing like my former self...

[G-Spot19]

You have a different vibe to ya, thats for sure. I remeber alot of contraversy around some of your posts. I think at one point i told you to use emoticons because people were saying things and we couldnt tell your jokes from the serious stuff. I remember Silent(hope you finds us again someday :cry: ) said a couple of things too. I dont remember the Mooman thing. That would have killed me man. :D

[Anthrax]

I need to cut down on my emoticon usage...

[G-Spot19]

Nope. I enjoy them. :lol:

[Anthrax]

No, no... I'm abusing them...

[G-Spot19]

SS you could charged with that (I enjoy them by the way) but i could hardly say you do.

[Shane_Bos]

That was a bit random :?

[soserious]

Damn.