Achilles v. Axlerod WHORE OFF

[w3]

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, to the biggest event of this year.

It is once again time to set the boards on fire, with an old fashioned traditional nostalgic, the one and only..

WHORE OFF!!!


This time it's a newcomer against a seasoned veteran..

Our first whore is up-and-coming whore Achilles, who has been setting the boards on fire with a respectable 7.5 posts/day, and so far has whored the boards with a total of 115 posts!
Impressive!

But will it be enough to take down Axlerod?
Our seasoned veteran has been stalking and slowly whoring the forum for over 5 years, now showing off a total of 911 posts.


Who will take the title of ULTIMATE WHORE ?


Axlerod has set the challenge,
he needs to get to 1000 posts, and gain the fabled avatar, before Achilles gets to 200 posts.

They both have about the same amount of whoring to do, and as gentlemen I presume both will arrive here and set a date to start of their..


WHORE OFF..

[Axlerod]

It's on!

[TheJuice]

This is gonna be good!

[Axlerod]

Whoring done for the morning. I can smell that avatar already!

[Axlerod]

If it snows tonight and work is closed tomorrow then Achilles is toast! Bit worried about the weekend though as my gf is coming to stay over which will seriously cut into my whoring time.

Damn bitches always be ruining things!

[Achilles]

Hey, this is really not fair, my wife lives with me and I hide this site from her! But nonetheless I accept the challenge and will fight til' the end! You're going down axle.

[Axlerod]

I actually feel slightly guilty that our whoring battle might lead to you getting caught by your wife. I accept no responsibility if such an event unfolds.

[Axlerod]

Past the half way point! On a less positive note it didn't snow last night so I have to go to work :(

[Achilles]

Haha, if I get caught I'll just tell her it's all about self improvement... I've made jokes about increasing my size and she says i'm perfect but.... I'm stubborn :P

[Axlerod]

Shit dude. You caught up fast there! I was way ahead of you just an hour ago!

[Achilles]

:cool: I told you, i'm quite stubborn. I'll find some way to make this interesting :)

[Axlerod]

It's gonna be close, that's for sure.

[Achilles]

Yea, It will be, I can't believe how lively we've made the forums though :)

[Axlerod]

Yeah definitely seems to have picked things up a bit. I suppose in the end we can say that CheekyCherry is the winner :D

[Achilles]

I agree. Good Game CC.

[Wargasim]

lol I have not even made it to 500 yet after 5 years, but it shows you the masters only speak when they have something important to say! :icon_rolleyes:

[Bobo]

LOL! This reminds me of the good old days when CC was extremely busy! I really miss some of our long-lost whores like Spike, Valk, G-Spot, Oldie, Thought Pro, Soserious... and many others I didn't mention... :(

[Axlerod]

Those names bring back memories. Though I'm sure Oldie was back on here not too long ago.

As for soserious. I worry about what might have happened to that guy....

[w3]

Bobo! Long time no see. :mrgreen

I miss some of the old faces as well, mostly wondering about G-Spot, sent him an email a while back asking whats up. No reply though.. I hope nothing's wrong.

and also.. too bad zw felt that he had to leave.
Hopefully he pops back someday again with that other account of his.

[Achilles]

I'm clueless as to who you all are talking about but... I hope they come back as well.

[TheJuice]

Yeah sounds like CC used to be even more awesome. Hopefully those guys will be back :wink:

[Axlerod]

What happened with zw then?

[Bobo]

There was some sort of stupid argument between me and zw. For a while he blamed me for leaving, but afterwards confessed that he had planned on leaving before and the argument just speeded up things. It was a stupid argument, but I still don't think I'm responsible for his highly exaggerated reaction. He was an important part of CC too, and I do wish he would return. Well, actually he has returned a few times with another account...

Yeah sounds like CC used to be even more awesome.

Yep, CC was busy as hell, hundreds of new posts on the busiest days. Non-pe was almost like a live chatroom, posts just kept flooding in.