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Archangel
12th July 2005, 09:24 PM
So I bought penis enlargement pills.
It was an impulse buy, honestly.
In any case, it's all in the name of science from here on.


Archangel Presents:
A strang and mystical journey into possible growth, of both person and mind.
wait. no that sounds stupid. it is stupid.


Archangel Presents:

T H E P I L L: T O O G O O D T O B E T R U E ?


I had some extra dough lying around and it was only about $70 for a 180 day supply. And the persuasive seller techniques really drew me in. Let's have a look...

" Hey Friends! I managed to obtain several cases of the original ------------ for way below what anyone else is charging. Their website charges $89.95 a bottle. I'm offering you the same exact thing at a discount of over 60%. That comes out to a savings of $170.00!! I also provide RUSH DELIVERY (archangel note: BULLSHIT) on each and every order. To learn more about these amazing pills, have a look at their website, www.-----------.com, they have plenty of information there. These factory sealed bottles are made by ---------- and have an expiration date of 7/2006. I personally guarantee the potency of this product, having tried it myself with awesome results. These things really work!! Take advantage of the deep bulk savings which I am passing on to you. I only have a limited supply of these pills at these prices, so act now while you still can. I promise that you will not find these awesome pills at a lower price. This is the hands down the hottest pill available on the market today. "

And if that wasn't enough he even has customer feedback and testimonials:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/alalone/testimonials2.jpg

Like most penis pills they have a guarantee. This one is 90 days, so we'll see what happens.

I can't disclose who I bought them from or what kind (against forum rules I believe) but if they do turn out to work you'll be sure to know.

Archangel
12th July 2005, 09:30 PM
I can't show what the bottle looks like because of the label, but trust me it looks like a regular bottle. All the safety seals were intact which I thought was a good sign.
Let's have a look at the ingredients and what this nasty smelling pill looks like.

The Ingredients (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/alalone/DVC00430.jpg)

The Pill (http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/alalone/DVC00432.jpg)

As you can see the pill is quite large and has the texture of my decomposing desk. Did I mention it doesn't smell good?

Bobo
12th July 2005, 09:57 PM
Good luck with Your experiment, and thank You for not spamming with it here. By looking at the ingredients, I see those pills have the same fault as almost every pill I've seen: some good ingredients but in way too small amounts. But, they may help with Your PE'ing, only... knowing if the gains are helped by the pill is quite difficult.

MagnumXL
13th July 2005, 12:29 AM
Those ingredients will just give u a fuller erection not any gains.

Archangel
13th July 2005, 05:20 AM
Such avid confidence in the experiment!!
Never-the-less ...well, I don't care. If after 90 days no grow - I get me moneys back. :D

MagnumXL
13th July 2005, 07:13 AM
How do they even know if you're gaining or not? Are they advertising that if u keep taking them u will just keep growing? If that were the case, a lot more people would have 15 inch dicks.

BIGOKE
13th July 2005, 07:25 AM
Good luck wih the experiment. Just remember that without PE they definitely won't work. less than 1% of men reported gains using pills only and even those reports may be fake. :x

Bobo
13th July 2005, 09:59 AM
If after 90 days no grow - I get me moneys back. :D
Hmm... that would be amazing if they'd really pay You back.

Archangel
13th July 2005, 10:28 PM
Hmm... that would be amazing if they'd really pay You back.

He does pay you back. I've seen feedback where they've said the product didn't work for them. Then there's a place for the seller to respond to that and he would say: 'Refunded money, try surgery.' :lol:

oldie42
13th July 2005, 11:59 PM
Hell, even if it did work, I'd still get my money back. Penis pills are a scam, brother.

Clockers
14th July 2005, 03:01 AM
I'll second that.

wern
14th July 2005, 06:12 AM
Regardless of what the other guys here say, it will be a good addition to the collection of PE related threads to have your "experiment" documented. Good luck and thanks for sharing it with us.

Baller
14th July 2005, 09:53 PM
Those cost way 2 much money.

ninja651
14th July 2005, 11:16 PM
Penis pills are enhancers, like weeds and speeds. They don't make the penis grow to a certain length and stay that way. They are like protein drinks for the penis to stay harder and longer. They don't work alone, you have to use it with PE. I'm saying this because I use penis pills too with a regular PE routines. My point here is that if you are buying the pills to see your penis grow by it self, just forget it, it's not going to happen.

Archangel
14th July 2005, 11:29 PM
Regardless of what the other guys here say, it will be a good addition to the collection of PE related threads to have your "experiment" documented. Good luck and thanks for sharing it with us.

Thank you for your kind words. :D
I basically bought these for the sole purpose of making a penis pill diary on CC...
I figured the experiment would be a valued one, and so far it doesn't seem that way.

Oldie, I always thought penis pills to be a scam. After reading several different (independent) reports where the authors showed gain I decided to put my bias on hold and try 'em out.
After all, what kind of a scam refunds your money?

Also, I've still got to find some place where I can post pictures of my you know what as reference. I don't think photobucket allows any sort of nude photo.

Clockers
14th July 2005, 11:42 PM
Here ya'go :mrgreen

it's free for the basic's :wink:

http://www.walagata.com/?login=session&wrong=_


you can post your nude pics..no problem.

Archangel
16th July 2005, 01:49 AM
Here ya'go :mrgreen

it's free for the basic's :wink:

http://www.walagata.com/?login=session&wrong=_


you can post your nude pics..no problem.

Alright then. I'll try and take some pics when I get around to it.
I'm not going to bother with flaccid pictures because my flaccid size usually varys.