Nude Beach.

['TheBugKahuna']

Anyone here ever been to a nude beach? How was it? I want to go, but I am embarassed because I don't have a large flacid hang.

[Clockers]

Never been!

[wern]

There's a nude beach close to where i work. Just don't have anyone to go with.

[MagnumXL]

There's a nude beach close to where i work. Just don't have anyone to go with.


Go with that fat dick ur getting wern.

[wern]

It hasn't gotten much bigger than it was when I started PE but I am happy with it. I wouldn't go by myself to a nude beach or any other beach just to hang out.

['TheBugKahuna']

Do you have to be nude if you go to a nude beach?

[wern]

I wouldn't have a clue..

[Bobo]

Do you have to be nude if you go to a nude beach?
I guess so, but haven't been to one myself. I guess it isn't too polite to be dressed up at a nude beach, staring at people... just as it isn't polite to be naked on a "normal" beach. Just a guess...

[Valk]

Walking on a nude beach with clothes on is like visiting CC without posting: A CRIME!:mrgreen

[Bobo]

You can say that again! :D

[wern]

walking nude on a normal beach is like being an active female member at CC. It may result in arousal.

[zwmusic]

It depends on who is walking nude. TP for example would only arouse crabs.

[ArTee63]

There's a nude beach close to where i work.

How do you get any work done?
:? :P :lol:

[zwmusic]

Why do you think he joined CC ArTee? :wink:

[Valk]

Because the visitors of that beach are probably old and wrinkly.

[zwmusic]

Best thing is to get bogged down where he works then.

[ArTee63]

Because the visitors of that beach are probably old and wrinkly.


That's the problem with those places. It's always the ones you DON'T want to see naked that are always there. Where's all the hot chicks? :x

[zwmusic]

Have you ever thought about getting yourself a convertible porsche and drive along Miami Beach? Suddenly you'll see loads of them.

[ArTee63]

Oh yeah. I forgot about crusin' in my Porsche. :lol:

[oldie42]

Who the hell wants a Porsche, :lol: :lol:

[Bobo]

Who the hell wants a Porsche, :lol: :lol:
The man from Texas strikes again! :lol: Is this what You'd prefer, Oldie?

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[zwmusic]

I think oldie is the man who drives a Camaro. :lol:

[oldie42]

LOL, no I don't like monster trucks :)

I don't drive a Camaro...at one point I did have a 1968 Camaro, but that was years ago. I do have a Lamborghini replica car, but I hardly drive it anymore. About to sell it actually. But now I drive a 2003 Hyundai Tiburon. I need a new car though :lol:

[wern]

How do you get any work done?
:? :P :lol:

You can't see it from my office. It is about 1 km from me but the area is very densley populated and the town-planing was shotty at best, so we are talking about hills, winding streets and sky scrapers between my office and this beach.

[ArTee63]

I bet I can tell where you spend your lunch hour. :lol:

[Katsz]

Is your company hiring at this time?

[wern]

Dudes, 1km where I work is a quite a distance. And honestly, who goes to a nude beach on a business day

[ArTee63]

Perverts. :?

[Valk]

LOL, no I don't like monster trucks :)

I don't drive a Camaro...at one point I did have a 1968 Camaro, but that was years ago. I do have a Lamborghini replica car, but I hardly drive it anymore. About to sell it actually. But now I drive a 2003 Hyundai Tiburon. I need a new car though :lol:

http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/autosport/members/images/kjohnson.jpg

Are you kidding me? What do you do for a living?

[Bobo]

Seriously, dudes... those nude beaches aren't really full of naked volleyball playing Playboy models, they're full of ugly and wrinkly creatures that should be thrown into jail for their crime against humanity!

[Valk]

So now I'm a criminal in your eyes? :x

[Bobo]

No, just a pervert, that's all. :wink:

[Baller]

lol at bobo

[Valk]

un-lol at bobo. :wink:

[oldie42]

http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/autosport/members/images/kjohnson.jpg

Are you kidding me? What do you do for a living?

Not kidding you. I do carpentry work, construction work, landscaping, etc. etc. I am contracted through both Home Depot and Lowe's. Basically whenever someone needs something done to their house, whether it's adding a deck to their house, putting down tile, etc. etc. I do it with some other guys. I also do some work at the ER.

[Valk]

I want to hang a cupboard to my wall, how can I reach you?:mrgreen

So what kind of price do you pay for such a car? I do understand that cars and gas are cheaper in the US then here, due to the lack of added taxes.

[oldie42]

Sorry, I only do local work. Also, to tell you the truth, it cost me about $9,000. Brand new 2005's are only $16,000. Not really that expensive, considering the price of some of the other cars.

[zwmusic]

Oldie, is that true that polystyrene boards as roof filling material can be health hazard?

[oldie42]

Once the foam is expanded/dried there are no risks. I would assume that the fumes given off could pose a hazard if inhaled...but the foam itself isn't a risk.

[zwmusic]

Thanks for the clarification.

[oldie42]

Because the foam is usually sprayed in, and then it expands. When they spray it, I would assume the risk would be inhaling it...might expand in your lungs or something. Or the chemicals given off. But I haven't heard anything of the foam itself being hazardous and it's been around a while now.

[MagnumXL]

LOL, no I don't like monster trucks :)

I don't drive a Camaro...at one point I did have a 1968 Camaro, but that was years ago. I do have a Lamborghini replica car, but I hardly drive it anymore. About to sell it actually. But now I drive a 2003 Hyundai Tiburon. I need a new car though :lol:


Never thought i would see Lamborghini and Hyndai in the same sentince. :shock:

[oldie42]

Never thought i would see Lamborghini and Hyndai in the same sentince. :shock:

Why's that?

I'm about to buy a 1999 Acura RL. Nice and luxurious :lol:

[BIGOKE]

Seriously, dudes... those nude beaches aren't really full of naked volleyball playing Playboy models, they're full of ugly and wrinkly creatures that should be thrown into jail for their crime against humanity!

80% correct Bobo. I once went to one and most of them were old an wrinkly. But there were a couple of hot ones there too. But it shattered the illusion of what I thought it would be like. On another note I kept my shorts on because I was too embarassed to show my little wiener, even though it seemed the majority had little weiners. Not to mention that I had almost a permanent hard on the whole time. :neut:

[Valk]

In my opinion ugly, fat, wrinkly, old, hidious people have a right to be naked outdoors too, and not be confined to private spaces.
And why shouldnt they have that right? Because a bunch of horny men want to say naked young girls?

[Bobo]

Valk: the hero of all ugly, fat, wrinkly, old and hidious people!!! :lol::wink:

[zwmusic]

I actually fucked a girl who would be considered hideous (she wasn't fat though) but nevertheless... you know what? It was a fucking great fuck. she made me cum about three times inside her (no kidding). I don't recall being so horny with some girls who were much more atractive than her.

[Valk]

Finally another believer!

[wern]

I've fucked one really ugly girl. She had a great body and we went for ages, but I was repulsed by her ugliness.

[Bobo]

After a wild night out I once woke up next to a hideous creature, and some of its bodyparts gave the idea of it being a female. I was drunk enough not to remember anything, and I believe I was drunk enough for nothing to happen... I hope. :shock: :x

[zwmusic]

Do you remember her when you look at your ding Bobo?

If not then, you're fine. :lol:

[Bobo]

My ding was just fine after the night next to the beast... so propably nothing happened. I'm not very good in bed when drunk, I want to be sober with all my senses at 100% every time.

[zwmusic]

It's funny though, I would never get laid with that chick again, but for some reason she got me really horny that night. She wasn't all that ugly anyway. Perhaps I didn't put it right, she was "hideous"... let's say, according to the general standart of modern female beauty. She had a decent body though.

[Bobo]

I guess the magic just could have been the fact that the pressure was off... no need trying to impress her, not potential wife material... just sex. What do You think?

[zwmusic]

Yeah, I think it (the no pressure thing) played a good role in that.

[Valk]

You guys dont even deserve fat, ugly women. They're are superior to you. :x

[Bobo]

I propably could deal with the bad looks on a weak moment, but too often those "fat'n ugly women" look bad for a reason: they don't take care of themselves... so I maybe could deal with the looks if the personality was good, but the sad part is: they often smell bad too because they're lazy, too lazy to take care of their health and hygiene. I'm not saying everyone should be skinny and beautiful, all I'm saying is, a person should have at least some self-discipline not to fall for every comfortable and easy solution.

[Valk]

True, but I believe there arent many people who look different then what their 'standard' genetics gives them. With that I mean that there arent many people who are naturally fat, but through hard work are very slim now.
And there arent many naturally skinny people, who fitnessed themselves to a muscle-bound stud.
It takes an incredible amount of discipline to transform yourself, nomatter if you want to be muscled or want to be slim. And very few people have that determination. So I dont agree with the general thought that fat people are lazy and lack discipline. I think most people are lazy and lack discipline, but some are just priviliged with their genetics.
And also dont agree with the bashing of fat people. I think the people who are disgusted by fat people have bigger problems then the fat people themselfves. I mean, how intolerant can you be?

[ownd]

A) I would only go if i have monster flacid like 6 inches
B) Ive been to one i din take my clothes off it was fukin nasty, old men everywhere and like 2 fat women

I hear in ibiza, and spain in places liek that therez hot naked women.

[Bobo]

I'm not being as harsh as I may seem, didn't mean to bash fat people. Some of my friends are fat, and they're all really good company, great people with big heart (propably literally). What I don't like is fat people who whine and moan about their excess fat, and all they can do is eat more to feel better when they know it won't help. They simply give up. Of course it's a sad thing when that happens, but that's where my comments come to play: in my opinion every person has the capability to make a difference, but if they're too soft in their spirit, then they fall into the category I don't like. Who am I to judge? Nothing... it isn't my place to judge, but I have my opinions as everyone else has. I could lie and say things people like to hear, but what is that good for? It's better to say how I really think, because those whiny and lazy fat people I'm referring to know I'm right. They are the only ones who could make the difference, but they're too comfort loving and soft to do the effort. It's easier to simply give up than to really face the problem. Fat people who are ok with themselves that way: no problem at all. Sadly, people are often judged by their excess weight without even knowing their personality. So, I'm not bashing fat people, only expressing my opinion about those who whine and moan but are waiting for someone else to do the job for them.

[Valk]

Ok, we were talking about different people then. I was talking about the un-whiny and un-moany fat people.

[Bobo]

Them I respect, people who have the strength to be themselves in this demanding world of ours.

[Valk]

The only whiny people I like are people who whine about their ugly face :wink:

[Bobo]

I hope You didn't take all that in the way that I would be judging You. Looks are something we have no control over, it's our genetics that forces us to look the way we do. Fat comes from our own actions, genetic looks is something we can't control. Fat is completely another thing unless it's there because of some sort of disease.

[Valk]

No I didnt take it that way, and I understand the things you've said.
Once in a while I just need to let it out. I'm not a whiner in real life, I almost never talk about my problems. I am much happier helping others with their problems.

[Bobo]

You shouldn't be ashamed about telling us about Your problems. I've done my share of "whining" here too, and it really helps. Easier to do that here than face to face with someone. I don't see You as a "whiner", quite the opposite... I believe we could be good friends in reality.

[Valk]

I believe we could be good friends in reality.

So you dont mind dating younger guys? :lol:

CC is a great place talk to about your problems. Its our own group of Lonely Souls. I quite like it here.

[Bobo]

I love it too, that's what's keeping me here... haven't PE'd for over an year You know.

[BIGOKE]

It's funny though, I would never get laid with that chick again, but for some reason she got me really horny that night. She wasn't all that ugly anyway. Perhaps I didn't put it right, she was "hideous"... let's say, according to the general standart of modern female beauty. She had a decent body though.
You were just after an easy lay wern't you?? :twisted:

[wern]

I guess the magic just could have been the fact that the pressure was off... no need trying to impress her, not potential wife material... just sex. What do You think?

Yeh that's probably it. You can just totally let go because you know someone that ugly can't do better. Probably. Or it because you don't care about any consequences. It was both for me :mrgreen

[BIGOKE]

Yeh that's probably it. You can just totally let go because you know someone that ugly can't do better. Probably. Or it because you don't care about any consequences. It was both for me :mrgreen
Hahahahahaha :lol: :mrgreen

[wern]

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[soserious]

The man from Texas strikes again! :lol: Is this what You'd prefer, Oldie?

http://www.familyevents.com/images/hotnews/bigfoot-flag-1-web.jpg

:D WOW that looks fun!
i want one! :D

[Seek&Destroy]

I don't know how men go to nude beaches. The sea breeze would get me hard within a few minutes. I'd feel like an idiot walking around with a semi.

[ArTee63]

Mind over matter. After awhile you wouldn't even be aware you had no clothes on. If all you can think about is your woody...maybe you shouldn't be there. :P

[Seek&Destroy]

ArTee63,

Mind Over Matter... hmm... using that logic, not thinking about the penis would allow it to get hard. Thinking about it would keep Jr. under control.

Actually its a cool air thing, it always brings Jr. up.

I would never go to a nude beach, people tend to stare at me with cloths, A nude hardbody would only make it worse.

[G-Spot19]

Well i seem to think if it was one of those hot spanish nude beaches, id have a raging boner. LATINAS
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