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K-man
15th October 2006, 09:10 PM
Watching Monty Python's 'Something Completely Different'.

The dead parrot sketch is among the many treasures. Total genius:lol: :lol:

Spike
15th October 2006, 09:21 PM
Find two more and we can re-enact the four Yorkshiremen. :lol:

K-man
15th October 2006, 09:24 PM
:lol: :lol:

The dilemma now is do I stay up and watch till the end or do I go to bed.

Spike
15th October 2006, 09:30 PM
Well, t'Sunday night, bath night so I'll be off in t'minute.

K-man
15th October 2006, 09:35 PM
I think I'll probably do the sensible thing and head off to bed myself.

Sweet dreams :wink:

Spike
15th October 2006, 09:51 PM
Some bedtime reading
http://www.phespirit.info/montypython/cheese_shop.htm

K-man
16th October 2006, 08:22 AM
That certainly put a smile on my face :D :D .

Quite an achievement on a Monday morning.

K-man
18th October 2006, 09:42 PM
Well guys, I guess the avatar will have to wait another day or two. I'm shattered and have an early start again in the morning.

Goodnite all.

JB22
18th October 2006, 09:44 PM
time zones are weird :o

K-man
18th October 2006, 09:45 PM
Early afternoon over there I guess?

Spike
18th October 2006, 09:48 PM
About 22:47 where I am. :lol:

JB22
18th October 2006, 09:49 PM
4:48 pm here right now.

Spike
18th October 2006, 09:52 PM
Quick, put $100 on "Red Blogger" in the 6pm derby at 10:1, he romps home.

K-man
19th October 2006, 09:13 PM
/\:lol: :lol:

Its that time of day again. Bed is calling. Thanks to all who helped overcome the milestone (you know who you are :wink: ).

G'nite all.

JB22
20th October 2006, 02:46 PM
I know who they are too :D

K-man
20th October 2006, 05:43 PM
/\ :lol: :lol:

Going out to celebrate a mate's engagement. Catch up with you all tomorrow. Have fun now.:lol:

Spike
20th October 2006, 07:40 PM
That was a short celebration.

Erected 1,044 Concrete Frames doesn't fit. :lol:

Alt_tude
21st October 2006, 03:43 AM
77 pages in 1 thread?? :shock: Daaaamn that's a lot! o.o! xDD

I don't like posting that much, I just do it for fun, but then again, 77 pages? =P

Well... I bet there's more to this... so... I'll keep posting around a bit longer! :D

K-man
21st October 2006, 08:52 AM
Poured...Foundations

That would work fine. Well done Artee:mrgreen

JB22
21st October 2006, 09:07 AM
wait... so am i that much of a moron that i didn't get how that worked??? I have to request a specificific post deal to spike and then he makes the changes? I was wondering how to do that...


I'm a moron... :?

K-man
21st October 2006, 11:34 AM
I didnt request it in the first place JB. Spike only changed it from driving busses because I wrote that I worked in construction. :lol:

K-man
21st October 2006, 01:35 PM
Hey Valk, you ok mate? You've been pretty quiet lately!

Alt_tude
21st October 2006, 01:49 PM
Perhaps he's not around at this time... :roll:

Spike
21st October 2006, 10:38 PM
Limited to 8 letters each end.

ColdShroom
23rd October 2006, 03:39 AM
Evidently, someone, somewhere, views all the porn entering Canada, and stamps it Admissible, or Prohibited.

Now THERE'S a job.. a government gig at that.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0725052canada1.html
(view the list of titles on page 2-17)

Alt_tude
23rd October 2006, 04:30 AM
Now that's one hell of a job!! :shock:

Hahahaha!! Bet most ppl would like to apply for it!! :cool :P :roll: :lol:

K-man
1st November 2006, 09:10 PM
So many people online yet so little chat!!!

'Sup everyone?:cool:cool

Spike
1st November 2006, 09:56 PM
I'm just doing the evening rounds, checking all the windows are shut and doors bolted, and we haven't been spammed into oblivion.

Thought Pro
2nd November 2006, 01:42 AM
Oops! tripped the alarm :x

wern
2nd November 2006, 02:38 AM
Is it one of those pussy alarms whereby hot milfs come into the room to block your exit? Because if it is.......

K-man
2nd November 2006, 04:09 PM
Where can I get one of those? :lol: :lol:

Bobo
26th February 2007, 11:02 PM
Time to revive this good ol' thread.

It's getting late, so I'll hit the sheets with myself.

Nite all!
ZZZZZ....

zwmusic
26th February 2007, 11:49 PM
....zzzzzzz

zwmusic
27th February 2007, 12:09 AM
I hate... I hate... I HATE when I'm having a shit and the water splashes to your bum/sac/asshole when the turd hits the water.

K-man
27th February 2007, 11:58 AM
A little too much information there, but you do raise a valid point :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bobo
27th February 2007, 12:18 PM
I hate... I hate... I HATE when I'm having a shit and the water splashes to your bum/sac/asshole when the turd hits the water.
:lol: Well, as usual, Bobo has a solution to this problem too. Simply place some toilet paper on the water surface before dropping the bombs, and they won't splash. :mrgreen

K-man
27th February 2007, 12:28 PM
Your wisdom is boundless, it seems!! :lol: :lol:

Wow....nice :cool

Valk
27th February 2007, 03:55 PM
I know that trick for ages, but its not in my nature to brag.

K-man
27th February 2007, 04:24 PM
In that case, I bow to your superior knowledge also!! :mrgreen

Bobo
27th February 2007, 04:45 PM
I know that trick for ages, but its not in my nature to brag.

That's because I revealed that same trick here in CC already several years back! :lol: :wink:

zwmusic
27th February 2007, 05:29 PM
:lol: Well, as usual, Bobo has a solution to this problem too. Simply place some toilet paper on the water surface before dropping the bombs, and they won't splash. :mrgreen

I prostrate myself before thy superior knowlege Master. :lol:

But I'm affraid I've done that few times and it didn't work. Either the toilet paper was shit or my shit is a BOMB. :lol:

Bobo
27th February 2007, 06:28 PM
You're supposed to sit down when taking a crap, not drop them from the ceiling! :lol:

Spike
28th February 2007, 08:47 AM
Bomb-like turds are a sure sign of a bad diet - eat more roughage and watch the world fall out of your bottom.

ColdShroom
28th February 2007, 12:44 PM
How about those 'phantom turds'

You squeeze like a bugger, expecting to find a lunker in the bowl.. and behold, there is nothing there.

K-man
28th February 2007, 12:52 PM
Such a nice conversation to view while I'm eating my lunch! :neut:

ColdShroom
28th February 2007, 01:10 PM
Can you visualize what your lunch will look like after it comes out your ass?

Bootyhound
28th February 2007, 01:16 PM
Had sex w/

Bootyhound
28th February 2007, 01:16 PM
Had sex w/ the

Bobo
28th February 2007, 01:25 PM
Had sex w/
Had sex w/ the

Wow, a new post-whore has entered the building, and he's making absolutely no sense! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Welcome, Bootyhound, You fit right in! :lol:

Bootyhound
28th February 2007, 01:26 PM
had sex w/ the lady and took a post sex measurement. I banged the daylights out of her.

7" by 5.5"

O.K. I'm starting to feel a little confident right now I know I have put on 1/2" in a month. and a 1/4" in girth.

I am really sold on this shit now...

I will make a pledge by May I am going for 8 x 6 which should put me fairly close to porn star status, and any gains after that whatever I'm not going to stress over it.

Anyhow I just want to say how kick ass this sight is, It's to be around a group of people who are so ambitious and like pussy as much as I do.

But hey we are givers, and I want to give something back to the female community...

Keep it up guys don't quite, lets knock some boots...:twisted: :roll: :cheeky: :mrgreen :wink:

zwmusic
28th February 2007, 02:29 PM
How about those 'phantom turds'

You squeeze like a bugger, expecting to find a lunker in the bowl.. and behold, there is nothing there.

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's spooky... I know that one. "Where the hell has it gone to? It should be floating!" :lol:

K-man
28th February 2007, 02:35 PM
Can you visualize what your lunch will look like after it comes out your ass?

Damnit Shroom :puke: :puke:

Bootyhound
28th February 2007, 02:42 PM
Hey show some love here the freshman is making some progress in PE land.:)

Bobo
28th February 2007, 02:44 PM
Yo Clockie, we have a volunteer!!! :lol:

zwmusic
28th February 2007, 02:44 PM
Love matters is with Mr Valkchirurg (that's his PE personal trainer's name). Valk is the CC specialist for love. Good luck. :lol:

zwmusic
28th February 2007, 02:48 PM
Hey show some love here the freshman is making some progress in PE land.:)

And one more thing, Valk loves to pop your ligs. :lol:

Bootyhound
28th February 2007, 02:49 PM
I saw the profile update, I can put up my tape measure and calculator now.:twisted:

Spike
1st March 2007, 08:46 AM
Can you visualize what your lunch will look like after it comes out your ass?

Ever read "Time's Arrow" by Martin Amis?

Time runs backwards, you suck your dinner out of the toilet, up your arse then back onto the plate. Then you pack it back into the tin and sell it the supermarket.

Bobo
1st March 2007, 08:47 AM
Wow ... nice! :lol:

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 05:59 AM
What a genius of literature. :lol:

Spike
2nd March 2007, 06:45 AM
Who? Bobo? :lol:

"Time's Arrow" is a good read actually.

Bobo
2nd March 2007, 12:35 PM
Who? Bobo? :lol:
Hell yeah! Bobo. :mrgreen

"Time's Arrow" is a good read actually.
Gotta check it out. I love books.

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 10:10 PM
I honestly don't need a book to figure out the reverse path of a turd. :lol:

Spike
2nd March 2007, 10:45 PM
There are other chapters in the book. :lol:

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 10:55 PM
Alright then, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. :wink:

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 10:57 PM
I wouldn't. :lol:

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 11:01 PM
Clockers is in veto mode. :lol:

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 11:02 PM
Yeah' still thinking of what the fuck to eat..:x



Maybe I'll make me chicken..:P

Spike
2nd March 2007, 11:03 PM
He probably has trouble with books in less than 80pt font, one word per page and a picture to go along. :lol:

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 11:03 PM
Dam' thats bad when you get this excited :P about chicken..:lol:

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 11:03 PM
Maybe I'll make me chicken..:P

Errrr... never mind... :lol:

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 11:04 PM
He probably has trouble with books in less than 80pt font, one word per page and a picture to go along. :lol:

It seems that this book is on chicken. :lol:

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 11:05 PM
What! Tell me..:x


This is the second time he's done this tonite..Bastard! :evil:

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 11:06 PM
It seems that this book is on chicken. :lol:



Kiss my ASS!!!!! :lol:

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 11:06 PM
What! Tell me..

Do you really want me to tell you? :o

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 11:07 PM
Yes dear!

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 11:09 PM
Kiss my ASS!!!!! :lol:

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5377/colbertvc6.jpg

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 11:10 PM
Yes dear!


I'm in veto mode now... maybe tomorrow.

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 11:10 PM
Bastard! :x I knew you wasn't going to tell me..:evil:

Spike
2nd March 2007, 11:11 PM
I'd tell you if I knew.

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 11:11 PM
------>:mrgreen

Clockie, You're very sexy when you're angry. :wink:

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 11:13 PM
I'd tell you if I knew.



He won't tell you neither. :x





I'll just have to wait till tomorrow i guess..:evil:

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 11:14 PM
------>:mrgreen

Clockie, You're very sexy when you're angry. :wink:





------> :puke: :D :wink:

Spike
2nd March 2007, 11:14 PM
It's tomorrow already so I'm off.

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 11:15 PM
Later Spike..:wink:

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 11:16 PM
Not for me, I'm touring the Orient. :lol:

Clockers
2nd March 2007, 11:16 PM
:lol:




I'm off as-well have to eat..:wink:

zwmusic
2nd March 2007, 11:18 PM
See ya Clockie, Bon Appétit.

Bobo
3rd March 2007, 11:47 AM
There are other chapters in the book. :lol:

Oh crap! I was sort of hoping for 1000 pages of sucking turds out of the toilet with butt... :lol:

zwmusic
3rd March 2007, 06:58 PM
I'd be more content reading the bible.

Bobo
4th March 2007, 09:43 AM
Yeah, the vivid imagination used when writing the bible was even more crazy than any turd-butt-sucking-back-to-plate story can ever be! :lol:

Spike
4th March 2007, 11:33 PM
I think you have the wrong impression of this book. The toilet episode is merely one paragraph:-

"All life for instance, all sustenance, all meaning (and a good deal of money) issues from one single household appliance: the toilet handle.
At the end of the day, before my coffee, in I go.
And there it is already: that humiliating warm smell. I lower my pants and make with the magic handle. Suddenly it's all there, complete with toilet paper, which you use and then deftly wind back on to the roll. Later, you pull up your pants and wait for the pain to go away.

Eating is unattractive too. First I stack the clean plates in the dishwasher, which works okay, I guess, like all my other labour-saving devices, until some fat bastard shows up in a jump suit and traumatizes them with his tools. So far, so good: then you select a soiled dish, collect some scraps from the garbage, and settle down for a short wait. Various items get gulped up into my mouth, and after a skilful massage with my tongue and teeth I transfer them to the plate for additional sculpture with knife and fork and spoon. Next you face the laborious business of cooling, of reassembly, of storage before the return of these foodstuffs to the Superette, where admittedly, I am promptly and generously reimbursed for my pains. Then you tool down the aisles with trolley or basket, returning each can or packet to its rightful place"

zwmusic
4th March 2007, 11:50 PM
Spike my dear, I'm just pulling your leg. I'm sure it's a nice book and I'd be glad to read it. Note: I'm NOT pulling your 3rd leg. :lol:

Bobo
5th March 2007, 04:54 AM
I think you have the wrong impression of this book. The toilet episode is merely one paragraph...

Damn! What a disappointment! :x

Bobo
8th March 2007, 11:05 PM
2 am already... must go and hug the pillow. Nite all!

http://emoticons4u.com/sleep/schla10.gif

Valk
8th March 2007, 11:15 PM
must go and hug the pillow

Did you draw Yuna's face on it?:lol:

Bobo
9th March 2007, 03:41 AM
No. I'd probably sleep better if I did...

Goddamit motherfuckin' shit @#%!!&¤#@$£#%& :x :x :x :x :x Can't sleep! I usually sleep like a baby but for some reason I haven't slept one fuckin' second. Fuck this shit! :x http://emoticons4u.com/crazy/134.gif

Bobo
9th March 2007, 04:44 AM
Fuck it, I'll skip the sleeping part this time. It's my stomach... non-stop farting all night! :lol: It's actually quite cool, nice noisy ones with absolutely no risk of any turd accidents (dry farts) so I can let them go with full steam, uncensored! The only problem is, there's nobody to witness my greatness... :x

The cop chick was lucky for not staying here tonight, she had to go to work early. It would have been hell for her, sleeping under the same cover with me! :lol: Well, I might have woken up next to a skeleton if she'd stayed... :shock:

Un-fuckin' believable! I've farted probably about 2000 cubic meters of methane gas during the last few hours! So, feel free to blame me for global warming. :puke: :lol:

*ffffffffffffffart*

http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kikita/img/SaveTheWhale.jpg

zwmusic
9th March 2007, 03:02 PM
Drawn-out dry farts, my favourites.

Bobo
9th March 2007, 04:37 PM
Suddenly I got this urge to kiss Homer Simpson! :shock:

http://www.contraindicaciones.net/images/Kiss-Homer.jpg

zwmusic
9th March 2007, 04:38 PM
Rofl. Me 2. :P :P :P

Valk
9th March 2007, 04:55 PM
Throatfucking would be my choice.:P

K-man
10th March 2007, 10:52 AM
You have such a way with words Valk!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Valk
10th March 2007, 10:53 AM
I'm gifted that way.:cool

Bobo
10th March 2007, 11:39 PM
Well, was fun whoring again and measuring the nuts'n stuff... :lol: But it's 2:31am already and I haven't slept too well recently for some reason, so I'll go hug some pillows now. I actually have two of them waiting on my bed. I'm actually thinking of a threesome with my sexy pillows... that should get me tired and make me sleep better. :lol:

(Santana may not return to this site...)

Nite all! http://emoticons4u.com/sleep/1.gif

zwmusic
11th March 2007, 12:37 AM
I haven't slept too well recently for some reason...

I wonder what that might be... hmmmm... let me see, "OH HELL!!! Help me fellas". :lol:

Bobo
11th March 2007, 09:09 AM
Yep, might be my confused subconscious mind trying to save me! :lol:

zwmusic
11th March 2007, 01:15 PM
Or trying to get you madly in love. :lol:

By the way, how's the cop chick? Has she played with your gun? :cool

Bobo
12th March 2007, 07:07 PM
The cop chick is just fine, played with my green weapon of mass destruction yesterday. Got some angry email from the Mensa-chick today... I've been neglecting her big time. This whole two-chick business is making me sick so I should choose. :x

K-man
12th March 2007, 08:00 PM
Must be tough for you :roll: :roll: :roll:

:lol:

Bobo
12th March 2007, 08:09 PM
Well, they live 300km away from each other so that makes it a bit easier! :lol:

zwmusic
12th March 2007, 09:35 PM
Do not under estimate women Bobo. :lol:

Bobo
12th March 2007, 09:35 PM
I know... :shock:

Bobo
12th March 2007, 11:24 PM
Ok, it's getting late again, I will sleep with my pillow now! :lol:

http://www.geocities.com/tiensoon_law/images/blog_japan_lapPillow.jpg

Nite all! http://emoticons4u.com/sleep/schla03.gif

Clockers
12th March 2007, 11:26 PM
Yeah' I'm off as-well have to get up at 2:30am :shock: I hate going in early...Them bastards.......:x

zwmusic
12th March 2007, 11:27 PM
Santana will certainly be very interested in this new model. :lol:

zwmusic
12th March 2007, 11:28 PM
Nite to you fellas.

Bobo
12th March 2007, 11:28 PM
Santana will certainly be very interested in this new model. :lol:
Nah, I don't think he's ready to cheat on his beloved pillow yet. But he sure can dream about those.. :lol:

The pillows are always hotter on the other side of the fence...

Nite all...

zwmusic
12th March 2007, 11:32 PM
Yeah' I'm off as-well have to get up at 2:30am :shock: I hate going in early...Them bastards.......:x

Early??? That's already late. :shock:

You won't get much sleep Clockie... but sleep well for what you can... blimey... 2:30...

Clockers
13th March 2007, 09:26 PM
I got less then 5 hours of sleep last-night..:x

It seems that every time i have to go in early i can't fucking Sleep :evil: I think it's because i know i have to get up real early so i try harder to fall a-sleep & it never works..:evil:

Bobo
13th March 2007, 09:51 PM
You can't fall asleep too early, unless you're tired enough. I hate nightshifts... well, thank god I don't need to do them anymore.

Bobo
17th March 2007, 10:59 AM
Omg... I was boiling some eggs and forgot about it... all of the water vaporized and then one of the eggs literally exploded! A big part of the egg was about one meter (three feet) away from the pot! :lol: :lol: :lol:

No Michelin stars for that performance! :lol:

zwmusic
17th March 2007, 04:19 PM
That was a... 30 min or 1 hour egg? :lol:

Valk
17th March 2007, 04:23 PM
and forgot about it...

Stuck in the trannie-thread again?:lol:

zwmusic
17th March 2007, 04:24 PM
Yuna again... :lol:

Valk
17th March 2007, 04:58 PM
Its taking over his whole life, do you see what you did Zw?:lol:

Bobo
17th March 2007, 05:20 PM
Stuck in the trannie-thread again?:lol:

I won't say anything before my lawyer arrives! :lol:

That was a... 30 min or 1 hour egg? :lol:

At least 1 hour... :puke:

zwmusic
17th March 2007, 10:17 PM
Its taking over his whole life, do you see what you did Zw?:lol:

How would I ever have known...??? :lol:

Bobo
17th March 2007, 10:23 PM
Thanks for the vid, zw. :puke:

zwmusic
17th March 2007, 10:33 PM
Any time. :D *Where's that vid again?* :puke:

Clockers
17th March 2007, 10:34 PM
I can find it..:mrgreen

zwmusic
17th March 2007, 10:36 PM
I can sense second, third, and fourth intentions there... for some reason. :lol:

Bobo
17th March 2007, 10:37 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean zw! :lol:

Clockers
17th March 2007, 10:38 PM
Hey! :lol:

bassman
18th March 2007, 04:17 PM
Hello cheeky dudes, I havent PE'd for a week and hve not checked cheeky for a week either cause my house burned down last monday eve and we lost about everything we owned. No loss of life so thats a blessing. I am slowley getting back into the PE again when I find time. I will keep yall posted on progress. Until next time

zwmusic
18th March 2007, 04:23 PM
I'm very sorry to hear that bassman, what a terrible thing to happen. At least there was no fatalities. I wish you all the best for this difficult time you're going through. Things will fall back into place.

Bobo
18th March 2007, 04:35 PM
That really sucks, bassman! :x But at least you are still alive. :cool

Valk
18th March 2007, 04:44 PM
Damn bassman.:? Best of luck in these difficult times.

bassman
18th March 2007, 09:40 PM
Thanks guys, We have had crews of people helping us inventory things the past few days. It really sucks. When it happened There was nobody home accept my little yorkie which is my baby. I was freaking out on my way to the house after I got the call. I was 8 miles away at dinner for my dads birthday when I got called. My wife and I were oblivious to traffic and such as we went 115 mph down the highway to get home with a state cop on my tail thinking he had a high speed chase going on. There arent words to describe what it feels like to stand helpless watching 30 foot flames blowing out the top of your house. Had fire rescue from 4 differant towns trying to put it out. We just remodeled 3 years ago and added 2000 square feet to our house too with nice stone fireplace in my new great room. Took 3 and 1/2 hour to put it out and the entire house was pretty much gutted. Were living with my dad now since he is by himself with lots of room upstairs. I will be cheching cheeky out occasionally each day. Thanks for all your kind words.

Bobo
18th March 2007, 09:47 PM
OMG that sucks, but I'm sure you don't need me telling you that. I hope your insurance was up to date, Sir. :?

Valk
18th March 2007, 10:19 PM
And what happened to Yorkie?

zwmusic
18th March 2007, 11:42 PM
I hope he managed to get away, poor yorkie.

Valk
19th March 2007, 12:32 AM
Well, he said no lives were lost.

http://www.pups4sale.com.au/yorkshire_terrier_pups_03a.jpg

K-man
19th March 2007, 09:35 AM
I feel for you bassman. I had a house burn down around 10 years ago. I'll never forget the feeling, walking into the house for the first time and seeing everthing destroyed. Totally devastating. Glad to hear nobody was hurt though. Keep smiling man:wink:

bassman
19th March 2007, 01:10 PM
Thanks again, My yorkie was saved by one of the fireman. She was waiting by the front door to get out and it was a fluke that I left the front door unlocked. Since then she has clung to me like glue. Wow I just realized it was a week ago today. I have great insurance through state farm and they have been on top of things so far. I did save all my bass guitars. However my 3/4 upright bass was sitting in a foot of water in the basement. Pictures, half were fine the others were soaked and smoked. I would say half of the total loss was fire and the other half was destroyed by water and smoke. Got a nice new mac with airport technology so things are looking up. Wow its dumping hail outside right now.

Bobo
19th March 2007, 01:12 PM
Losing the photo albums is in my opinion the worst thing you lose in a fire (if there are no casualties). Everything else can be replaced but you can't go back in time to take the pics again.

bassman
19th March 2007, 06:14 PM
Your right! We lost about 1/4 of the pictures we had. Unfortunatly, there are pics we turned over that we had no idea what was in them and my wife and I realize there are pics we took about 20 years ago that are among the missing and turned over to be cleaned up that are of my wife and I during holloween in full dress where she is rubbing her pussy over my dick and giving me a blowjob and such. Geez, If the insurance people who are cleaning the pics up give them back to me while either blushing or sporting wood, i'll know the got there jollies when they come across these pics cause they are smokin hot! We are laughing about this right now so we shall see what happens.

Bobo
19th March 2007, 06:39 PM
:lol: Well, at least you find something to laugh about in this tragedy. :cool

Bobo
9th April 2007, 08:45 PM
Ok, my globetrotting year is history and I'm starting my second week back in the factory tomorrow so I must sleep... Can't whore here as much as I'd like to.

So, nite all! :D

Python
9th April 2007, 09:11 PM
Anybody remember a video game - Metal gear solid. :D Awesome.

Bobo
21st April 2007, 08:28 PM
Let me introduce you all to my dog...

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As they say, a dog always resembles its owner and vice versa... It seems my dog has learned some of my behavior patterns. Maybe I should paint it green? :lol:

K-man
13th December 2007, 04:46 PM
Thought I'd drag this up from the depths as we seem to have a few more whores around at the moment. Saves cluttering up decent threads!! :wink:

zwmusic
13th December 2007, 04:48 PM
... as we seem to have a few more whores around at the moment...

I'll ignore that. :lol: :lol:

K-man
13th December 2007, 04:53 PM
Hey, if the cap fits!! :cool

zwmusic
13th December 2007, 05:18 PM
Too tight. :D

Rum_Runner
13th December 2007, 07:56 PM
Way to tight.
I will buy my own.:x

Steve Madden
14th December 2007, 02:43 AM
I bought myself a Bergmuezte for the cold Smokey Mountain winters.

The Assman
14th December 2007, 02:50 AM
What is that???:shock:

G-Spot19
15th December 2007, 04:51 PM
this
http://stormtroopermilitaria.com/images/cimg5547.jpg

zwmusic
15th December 2007, 05:52 PM
Nazi...?

G-Spot19
16th December 2007, 06:32 AM
Has that feeling to it doesn't it?

zwmusic
16th December 2007, 07:24 AM
Quite scary...

Bobo
16th December 2007, 09:02 AM
Hey, if the cap fits!! :cool

That nazi hat is for assholes so my guess is it's too tight for real people. Must have a really small brain and skull to wear that one.

zwmusic
16th December 2007, 04:30 PM
http://www.pups4sale.com.au/yorkshire_terrier_pups_03a.jpg

Isn't it cute...?

Valk
16th December 2007, 04:34 PM
They get a little bit more hairy as they get older I believe.

http://www.petsplace.co.za/Yorkshire%20terrier%20Piccalo.jpg

zwmusic
16th December 2007, 04:37 PM
The hair on the body is grey... never seen a grey Yorkie before.

G-Spot19
17th December 2007, 07:36 AM
And I always thought that pekingese pups were so cute :mrgreen
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Pekingese_Image_002.jpg/800px-Pekingese_Image_002.jpg

K-man
17th December 2007, 07:10 PM
G, you big softy (and not in a good way)!! :lol: :lol:

G-Spot19
18th December 2007, 01:47 AM
I can't help it. the little fucker just melts me...AWWWWWW LOOK AT IT:P

zwmusic
24th December 2007, 09:54 PM
Very cute... but it doest beat mine. :D

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4223/freecutedogscreensaver3sr3.jpg

Shane_Bos
25th December 2007, 12:56 AM
I prefer pussies :wink: :mrgreen

G-Spot19
25th December 2007, 03:48 AM
Well then Shane, HERE YOU GO :mrgreen


http://www.cutelittlekittens.com/files/images/general/copy__2__of_chubbykitty_153.jpg

Redwood
25th December 2007, 04:11 AM
kittens...

G-Spot19
25th December 2007, 04:20 AM
Yep. Just for Shane!!!!

zwmusic
25th December 2007, 07:33 AM
I think Shane will like this one better...

<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/541420/girl_with_2_pussies.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/541420/girl_with_2_pussies/">Girl With 2 Pussies!</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">A funny movie is a click away</a></font>

Shane_Bos
26th December 2007, 01:43 AM
She was hot! Cheers ZW! Will return the favour some day... The woman with 2 violins or some thing lol.

G-Spot19
26th December 2007, 02:30 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Good Video. That actually had my mind going in a very dirty place. i could have fun playing with two pussies! I knew where it would end though:lol:

K-man
13th March 2008, 12:47 PM
Just thought I'd drag this back up from the depths!! :cool

'Sup people?

zwmusic
13th March 2008, 05:41 PM
Feel like playing with two pussies, K-Man? :lol:

G-Spot19
14th March 2008, 06:46 AM
Long time no see on this thread. How the hell did we let it get so burried? I mean, look at all the cute little animals. AWWWW aint the adorable.

JaredK
14th March 2008, 06:57 AM
the only thing at CC that isnt adorable is our gains:mrgreen:twisted:

G-Spot19
14th March 2008, 07:01 AM
I find mine to be cute, actually :D

JaredK
14th March 2008, 07:03 AM
exactly thats different from being adorable...telling you goodnight before you sign out is adorable lmao

K-man
14th March 2008, 08:58 AM
Goodnight Jared!! :wink:

JaredK
14th March 2008, 09:14 AM
Top of the morning to you K-man:wink:

K-man
14th March 2008, 05:18 PM
And the rest of the day to yourself!! :cool

Tiger_Penis
15th March 2008, 03:40 AM
I love a site called cracked.com. It is very funny stuff.

I want to link tot his site but I am not sure if that is allowed I read the rules and it says nothing about linking to a non-PE site.

What are the rules on that?

G-Spot19
15th March 2008, 08:02 AM
Feel free. that rule is only posting to sites that sell shit or are other Pe sites.

zwmusic
15th March 2008, 08:01 PM
I love a site called cracked.com. It is very funny stuff.

I want to link tot his site but I am not sure if that is allowed I read the rules and it says nothing about linking to a non-PE site.

What are the rules on that?

It's okay TP. I just had to delete the link which Booty posted in the ass thread because I was getting security error messages on that thread after he posted it. I then tried to open the link and my firewall said NO NO. I had an enormous problem because of hot bitches websites posted on this forum before. I don't take chances anymore, and I want to keep this place free from dodgy websites. Whores and scumbags work together. But Booty understood it. :cool

G-Spot19
16th March 2008, 06:13 AM
Glad he did. Its easy to understand. Would you rather not have those pics or the site possibly hijacked. Easy one to answer to me.

Tiger_Penis
17th March 2008, 05:29 AM
Well ok then. Cool, this is my favorite article.

http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html

But the rest of the website is gold. I check it everyday. Funny shit.

G-Spot19
17th March 2008, 05:34 AM
Nice site! Good link. How could they not see the humor in the name "Dick Pound"? :lol:

Tiger_Penis
17th March 2008, 05:41 AM
That Name didn't bug me out as much as "Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster."

Thats his fucking legal name. I hope to god he was born with that name, well all except for the rank part.

Think about it though, with a name like that what else could you do? You couldn't be a doctor, or a lawyer, or a senator. Fuck that. Thats a waste of a perfectly good name. With a name like that you have to Joint he Army and be in the Infantry at least. I would follow a guy named "Max Fightmaster" anywhere on a battlefield. Seriously.

G-Spot19
17th March 2008, 05:44 AM
One hell of a name, thats for sure. You only see a sgt. with a name like that in the movies or video games. Fucking cool as hell.

The Assman
21st March 2008, 04:19 AM
I love a site called cracked.com. It is very funny stuff.

I want to link tot his site but I am not sure if that is allowed I read the rules and it says nothing about linking to a non-PE site.

What are the rules on that?

BAN BAN BAN HIS ASS!!! BAN HIS ASS DOWNNNNNNN!!!

K-man
10th October 2008, 08:13 AM
Sup G? :cool

G-Spot19
10th October 2008, 08:19 AM
Just whoring away at 4:30 a.m. :lol:
You? :cool

K-man
10th October 2008, 09:31 AM
At work, got that Friday feeling!! :D