Suggestions for pants

[1BigDong]

Hey all, I know that this sounds really dumb but with all my new found wealth of penis I am finding it difficult to find pants that dont "squeeze" the old penis! I dont care so much if they show off everything while standing up and walking :twisted: but when I am seated it becomes very restricted in the groin area. I find myself needing to go to the restroom just so I can take down my pants and let it have some air! LOL:lol:
When I was going for more length this problem did not seem so much like a problem. But now with my increased girth it is getting to be a problem.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.:D
1BD

[Rum_Runner]

Fuck the pants start wearing kilts.

[zeolite]

Have you tried swimming shorts?

[1BigDong]

Fuck the pants start wearing kilts.

I cant do that because there is already one Loch ness monster around!:lol:

[1BigDong]

Have you tried swimming shorts?

I guess I should have been a bit more specific. I have (and mostly wear) shorts that I wear around the house because they are really loose and hide the monster (dont want to scare the kids).

What I am talking about needing is for work. I have to wear slacks most of the time so I need something that looks good but does not show everything I have. I have tried "full fit" from local department stores (Like JC Penny) and it does an ok job but still not what I am after.

Maybe there is no such thing for which I search. But I thought with all the big dicks around here on CC that someone would have been down this path already.

[Adey]

To sales assistant: Excuse me, do you sell any trousers that accomodate the 'larger' man?

Sales assistant looks 1bigdong up and down realising he isnt obese says:
Are they for a relative sir?

1BD: No they are for my obscenely massive cock.

SA: I think i might have something that will fit,

1BD: Like what?

SA: My ass!

:twisted:

You never know, it could happen:D

[1BigDong]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DimePiecePunisher]

you could wear a pants size bigger and wear a belt

instead of 34X32 wear a 36X32 with a 36 belt

[metallicarocks05]

You could quit rubbing it in our faces and just deal with tight pants :lol:

[Torpedo]

You could quit rubbing it in our faces and just deal with tight pants :lol:
I'm glad someone finally said it. :lol: If only we had your problem...

[1BigDong]

You could quit rubbing it in our faces and just deal with tight pants :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[1BigDong]

I'm glad someone finally said it. :lol: If only we had your problem...

Sorry:shrugs: (Not really!:cool )

[EndorphinMachine]

Here's a hint:

http://www.paulscharffphotography.com/Naked_Cowboy_In_Times_Square.JPG
:lol:

[1BigDong]

Hey that would solve my problems!:lol: :lol:
Of course the chinese might awaken Godzilla because they might mistake my old dong for a new monster in town!