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PepeLePew
3rd May 2009, 12:01 AM
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Something else for you BB8 since you
still got exams. :mrgreen


Some great ones, lol...the numbers in the (xxx) are the phone area code
of the said message. Ex. (650)


(310): your room smells of hookers.
(904): And success


(704): How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''


(813): dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.


(619): I want to have your abortion


(626): I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Tiger_Penis
3rd May 2009, 02:00 AM
Yeah, thats a great website. Though I like FML better, I think its funnier. BUT Textsfromlastnight seems more honest. Like less people make that shit up. Not that I think FML is full of shit.
PepeLePew
3rd May 2009, 05:17 AM
Yeah, thats a great website. Though I like FML better, I think its funnier. BUT Textsfromlastnight seems more honest. Like less people make that shit up. Not that I think FML is full of shit.

lol, had never known about FML either. I'll copy & paste one for the sex
section over there that I liked:

"Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1475433)I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1475433) After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father proceeds to say "we know who's meat she does eat. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1475433)" My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1475433) FML (http://www.fmylife.com/sex/1475433)"
Baseballer8
3rd May 2009, 05:27 AM
http://imsobadatsex.com/
failblog.org
thisisphotobomb.com
pictureisunrelated.com

:lol:
Baseballer8
3rd May 2009, 05:30 AM
Best FML that I have read went something like this

My neighbor was shagging a chick obnoxiously loud, so I call my girlfriend to see if she wants to go grab something to eat, only to hear her ringtone from the room where the obnoxious shagging is occurring. FML
G-Spot19
3rd May 2009, 06:18 AM
:lol::lol::lol:
Ouch. Wonder if that is true?
PepeLePew
3rd May 2009, 06:24 PM
LMFAO...some funny stuff. I actually read some of this stuff and actually
chuckle out loud. It's great.