If you were an animal what would you be?

[The_Scientist]

See title.

Pepe is not allowed to say skunk.

[The_Scientist]

For myself, I would probably have to go with a gorilla.

It fits my body type pretty well, I'm about 5'11" pretty stocky with a big ribcage short legs and long arms for my height. Also, they're usually thought of as being fairly smart.

[The_Scientist]

Really though, I would be much more of a tree than any animal that I could think of.

Solid, strong, silent, caring, giving what's not to like about trees?

[Torpedo]

I guess I'd be a wolf.

They're magnificent animals. They're intelligent (smarter than any dog.) They rely in sheer cunning and well-executed teamwork to be able to take down HUGE animals like elk and moose. They're social and have a very practical way of determining social status; the strongest, most competent wolves are in charge. They're also typically monogamous, which further strengthens the structure of the pack.

They're incredible athletes. They have enough endurance to cover ridiculously long distances each day. But they also have enough speed to close in for the kill when necessary and enough strength to take down a huge animal.

Honestly, in this ridiculously PC time, people could learn a lot from the wolves and the way that they do things. Of all the animals out there, I think I admire wolves the most.

[The_Scientist]

Are you a cat person Torpedo?

I don't think you would be. Dogs are superior in most every way.

[Torpedo]

No, I'm definitely not a cat person.

[JaredK]

I would be a bull:twisted:

[Torpedo]

I would be a bull:twisted:
I was going to make a joke about producing a lot of bullshit, but it was just too easy. :lol:

[The_Scientist]

Why a bull?

So that you can gore tiny Mexican fellows in overly decadent outfits?

[Steve Madden]

Panther.

[The_Scientist]

I considered Panther because I'm like them personality wise, but not physically at least not yet, I'm not sleek enough.

[JaredK]

bull a trader with positive sentiment on a stock

bull the stud in a cuckold relationship

bull powerful, virile, aggressive

[Tiger_Penis]

Elephant. Though I lack a little int he cock size (working on that). I am a big guy and I can get a wide berth if I want one. You know.

[Baseballer8]

Lion

I can be smart, cunning, aggressive, powerful and territorial, but most of the time I prefer to be lazy :lol:

[Torpedo]

Ohh... I guess I misunderstood the question. :lol: I'd still say a wolf, though.

[PepeLePew]

A tiger...because it can easily take BB8 as a Lion. Lion as king of the jungle,
no way son! More like Tiger! Tigers for the most part are much bigger,
stronger, quicker, etc. then Lions. Lions look much bigger with their mane,
but when shaved they are smaller. Lions have bigger shoulders...but
Tigers have more leg power & agility.

But seriously, check out this amazing facts & vids of Lions vs. Tigers.

http://indrajit.wordpress.com/2006/03/11/lion-vs-tiger-clash-of-the-titans/ information lions vs. tigers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHRE56dOQvA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Exenvideo%2Ecom%2F2007%2F01 %2F13%2Ftiger%2Dvs%2Dlion%2Dcompilation%2F bunch of different short tiger v. lion fights, real, especially the last one is a bit longer

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4103817393208209134&q=tigress this is the full version of the last
fight from the link above...real, from an actual movie. Craziness. WOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LjG7S8aqJg Watch as a real life tiger
attacks a group of men on an elephant...the tiger leaps up 12 feet into
the air. For the complete story of what happened after the leap click here http://wildlifetrustofindia.org/news-archives/2004/06/09/joymala-the-kaziranga-heroine/

And have you guys seen this video before...AMAZING! but stupid ass
hunters...DIE! Hunters shooting after Lion, lion attacks...wow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CNgwZgoKFc&NR=1

Oh and this one...stupid guy gets out of his car in the 70's and is eaten
alive by Lions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexVfsl2Nms Amazing footage

[Torpedo]

lol I agree

Geaux Tigers! :mrgreen

[The_Scientist]

I put my gorilla against your tiger, especially if it's in the jungle.

[Torpedo]

Honestly, I'd have to admit that a pride of lions could easily take on either animal by itself. There's an advantage to having numbers...

And a big silverback against a tiger... that'd be interesting.

[The_Scientist]

This person agrees with me.

http://en.allexperts.com/q/Interspecies-Conflict-3754/Gorilla-Vs-Big-Cats.htm

[Torpedo]

:lol: Someone has way too much time on their hands. And I disagree with their analysis.

It's true that gorillas are big and strong, but my money's on the cats. Those cats are built to take down large animals. The gorilla isn't. It's like a 160-lb person taking on a 65-lb pit bull. Sure, the human weighs a lot more. But the pit's athleticism more than makes up for the difference.

[G-Spot19]

So easy for me. I would be a great white shark. They are amazing animals. I love sharks. They are the perfect predator and have been in the world for 100's of millions of years. Perfect smell, perfect sight, perfect hunting skills. I dont care what animal you choose to be, you get in my water and you would beg for mercy :cool
Perfect killer and graceful. Amazing animals

[Clockers]

Well I know it's not an animal but i would really like to be an Eagle. :cool

[Torpedo]

I think an eagle is an animal. :wink:

[~_~]

Blue Whale


biggest penis :lol:

[w3]

I'm not sure what animal I would be, I wish it'd be something cool like a lion or a tiger!
Just a loyal dog maybe? That's something I am. :mrgreen

And guys, about a Tiger fighting a Lion..
Siberian Tiger has the size advantage over a male Lion, and as with the videos that are out there, we clearly see that the Tiger usually pwns the Lions ass.

There is an big cats expert out there that claims the Lion would be victorious, and that is just because of one simple fact;
Male Lion's only purpose in life is to fight.
They fight, that's all they do.
Tiger on the other hand is more of a hunter rather than a fighter.

So I'd like to be out there witnessing a male Tiger trespassing on a Lion's pride lands. Then that Lion would surely not retreat just because of the size intimidation, which some say is the reason that the male Lion usually loses, or submits in these zoo brawl videos.

But that is something we will never see, because Tigers and Lions never cross paths in nature.

I still would have my money on the Tiger, because it is big.
But the guy has a point, even though the Lion is smaller.. it's sole purpose in life is to fight other Lions.. It'd be an interesting match.

[PepeLePew]

So easy for me. I would be a great white shark. They are amazing animals. I love sharks. They are the perfect predator and have been in the world for 100's of millions of years. Perfect smell, perfect sight, perfect hunting skills. I dont care what animal you choose to be, you get in my water and you would beg for mercy :cool
Perfect killer and graceful. Amazing animals

And I saw on the news that they don't ever get cancer.

On and yea...Tigers all the way beating up on BB8's Lion!

Eagle counts as an animal. Hell...even humans really count as animals.

[The Assman]

I would be a beautiful Unicorn...flying through the rainbow filled skies, prancing through the fresh spring meadows leaving a ever so warm and innocent trail of hearts and stars! As i would fly through the air i would spread my beautiful wings ever so gently spreading love and innocense.

Yeahhhhhhhhh:cool Only If i were an animal...

Had to get that one out...thanx guys.

[G-Spot19]

If mythical animals count, I'll be a dragon!!!! :twisted:

[The_Scientist]

Which type of dragon European or Asian?:shrugs:

[G-Spot19]

I dunno. I like the look of the oriental dragons, but the European is more bad ass! Of course I would love to be surrounded by Asian women. Of course kidnapping damsels in distress would rock too. I GOT IT! I'll be this guy :twisted:
BAHAMUT, King of the Dragons!
http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/7/76/Wall_IX_37.jpghttp://th05.deviantart.com/fs26/300W/f/2008/124/9/4/Bahamut_by_GENZOMAN.jpg

[The_Scientist]

I'm going to call that a European dragon based on the fact that European dragons tend to be more centered around fire, while Asian dragons tend to be thought of as combinations of water and air. Either way, that's a pretty badass dragon. :wink:

[Torpedo]

Asian dragons don't breath fire?

[The_Scientist]

I don't think so. I mean they're supposed to live in water/the clouds and be made of those elements so I can't see them breathing fire.

[G-Spot19]

Im the King. Dont matter if im European or Asian. I can take damsels and Asians!
The oriental dragons are more centered around the elements. They do breathe fire, but are more timid and docile. There are water dragons, Earth dragons, Forest dragons, wind dragons and money other types of Oriental dragons.

[G-Spot19]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_dragon

lots of Chinese dragon info there!

[The_Scientist]

See, I based my interpretation more on the Shaolin 5 animal kung fu system in which dragons are water/air. It's majestic and divine, brings luck and prosperity, is used for cultivating mind and spirit, and is based not on blocking but on dodging and using both the momentum of the practicioner and opponent to add force to the attack.

[Torpedo]

Why do the Asian dragons have mustaches? :wink:

Yeah, I definitely like the European ones better.

[The_Scientist]

I take water over fire and technique over power anyday.

[G-Spot19]

Ill stick with fire and power! :twisted:

[Torpedo]

Who says Asian dragons have better technique?

Asian dragons seem to be abstract ideas - almost like spirits. They're mythical beings that use the elements to cause damage (assuming I read that Wikipedia article right. lol) European dragons, on the other hand, were generally considered to be actual animals, weren't they?

[The_Scientist]

Just the impression that I get.

I'm off to sleep, I was supposed to be a while ago but I woke up and figured I'd check out what was going on. See ya.:cool

[G-Spot19]

I assume you are right that Chinese dragons were thought of more as spirits than animals.

[Torpedo]

So then... how is an Asian dragon better than a European dragon? :cool

[G-Spot19]

Its not :lol:

[Clockers]

Hey wait a minute!

If Dragons can be added then this would be ME...

http://imageupper.com/i/?S0400010010011W2392735991517445

[Torpedo]

Me:

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/6902/DHWATER.JPG
What's cooler than a dragon that sounds like Sean Conerry? :lol:
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Pepe:

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/disney/disney_532.gif

[PepeLePew]

Sorry to burst ya'll fellas bubble, but there's no such thing as dragons kids.

I'm guessing G is getting that European dragon tattoo.

[G-Spot19]

Nope, not a dragon tattoo. :cool

[metallicarocks05]

I'd be an elephant.:cool

[Justafew]

I'd be a whale for sure. All I do is swim and eat. I wouldn't care at all how fat I got because I'm already the biggest god damn creature around. And I think it's funny because only a small amount of sperm that whales ejaculate actually goes into the female whale. Gallons upon gallons of it goes into the ocean. Think of that next time you accidentally swallow some sea water. :twisted:

[PepeLePew]

No wonder I love drinking sea water! ehhhhhmmmm whale sperm....yummy :twisted:

[G-Spot19]

:puke::puke::puke:

[Clockers]

:lol: :lol: :lol: