First thing you would do...

[MagnumXL]

What would be the first thing you would do....

1) Your penis grew to the exact size u always wanted
2) If you won the lottery and you got your first check
3) The girl of your dreams just knocked on ur door and ur still in ur pajamas

for me
1) I would call this girl that I met at work and tell her to come over right now. Muahahaha. Then when she came over i would wear shorts and hope she notices a big bulge. :twisted:

2) I would go buy a 98 TSi the car i always wanted. :lol:

3) I would cry =[

You guys should add more scenerios too!

[Bobo]

1) I'd call my ex wife and show my new tool... and then leave! Muahahhahhaa!!! :twisted:
2) I'd call my work and tell them to start looking for a replacement for me.
3) Open the door? Yes.

[Valk]

1) I would cut it off and donate it to charity
2) I would take plastic surgery...and then some
3) If I had already met this dreamgirl before, she wouldnt knock of my door cause she would already be having breakfast with me in our bed.
If I have never met this dreamgirl, she wouldnt be my dreamgirl because I'm not that shallow to only go for looks.

[MagnumXL]

Well in #3 the door was already open Bobo :p She just saw you in ur pajamas. NOW WHAT? HUH? HUH? :D

[MagnumXL]

1) I would cut it off and donate it to charity

YOU'RE CRAZY

[Bobo]

Well in #3 the door was already open Bobo :p She just saw you in ur pajamas. NOW WHAT? HUH? HUH? :D
Well, I don't see the problem. If she would see me wanking or something then it would be embarassing, but pyjamas... no problem. I'd just ask her in, offer a glass of wine or something and ask to wait for a moment while I change my clothes.

[Spike]

1) Already have one.
2) Buy every 98 TSi and send them to the crusher.
3) I don't wear pyjamas.

[Spike]

If I have never met this dreamgirl, she wouldnt be my dreamgirl because I'm not that shallow to only go for looks.

Your dreamgirl can be anything - it's your dreamgirl.

[Bobo]

3) I don't wear pyjamas.
Actually... same here. I sleep completely naked, which I'm sure You all wanted to know. :lol:

[MagnumXL]

Oh my Bobo! Am I the only one who sleeps in boxers? (those are considered my 'pajamas')

[Spike]

Are they the same boxers who've worn all day, or do you have some special ones to sleep in?

Seems odd getting dressed to go to bed.

[Shane_Bos]

1) Call over my girlfriend
2) Buy a house for my 2 best mates and I to live in.
3) I sleep naked too and as i now have my amazing cock, I expect I wont do anything and just let her jump on me :cool

[Clockers]

1. Happy.
2. Very happy.
3. Ask her in if she cum's in Very very happy. :mrgreen

[wern]

1. do what I always do - try to hook up with the world

2. supplement #1

3. refer to #1

[BIGOKE]

1. Think up an excuse to tell my wife as to why my dick has almost double in size. :shock:
2. Modernise everything, still got some ancient shit around.
3.(Whisper)Hey Cindy Crawford meet me at your motel in 15 mins the wifes still sleeping.. :x

[Katsz]

1. scare my wife
2. invest, and never work again
3. she's already here

[ArTee63]

Seems odd getting dressed to go to bed.

That's always been my knock against PJ's. You wear clothes all day...why wear them when you sleep too?
:?

[Tiger_Penis]

1) Try and convince my sweetie that it was always this size and I will be gentle.

2) Invest it and help my friends and family out. Make sure they have what they want.

3) Well, I dunno. I am starting to wonder if the girl meintioned in #1 might be her. And if she did knock on my door, I would kiss her for about 1 minute then ask how she got the money to travel 600 miles up here to see me.

[soserious]

[QUOTE=MagnumXL]What would be the first thing you would do....

1) Your penis grew to the exact size u always wanted
2) If you won the lottery and you got your first check
3) The girl of your dreams just knocked on ur door and ur still in ur pajamas

1) i would play wit it all week, then go clubbin n swagger like i was HUNG. woo. 12x8. id have a big grin like this: :D itd help the pain of being a bald ugly muthafucka. :cry: i miss my hair. :cry: :cry: :cry:

2)grin and be spaced for a while. then remember i was bald :cry:

3)i dont wear pyjamas, besides whats to say why she was knocking on the door? she`d take one look at ugly broke average me and walk.. bitch, ho, leave then!
lol, jus kidding on that last sentence.

[Seek&Destroy]

Thank you Bobo, you made me think of Master Yoda sleeping naked. :shock:

Questions:
1) Your penis grew to the exact size u always wanted
2) If you won the lottery and you got your first check
3) The girl of your dreams just knocked on ur door and ur still in ur pajamas

Answers:
1. I would behave the same way I do now. :cool
2. I'd cash the check. :twisted:
3. Start flirting my ass off. :D

[MagnumXL]

You know now that I think about #3, i would probably take my pyjamas off. :cool

[G-Spot19]

1. SHOW EVERY DAMN BODY I SEE :D j/k
2. Quit my fucking job and rub the check in my coworkers face (damn bastards)
3. Politley tell me fiance to step inside and not just ignore the pole pointing at her(I always wake up with a boner)

[Rum_Runner]

What would be the first thing you would do....

1) Your penis grew to the exact size u always wanted
2) If you won the lottery and you got your first check
3) The girl of your dreams just knocked on ur door and ur still in ur pajamas



1) Make sure I did not trip on it, seriously make sure there was a pint of blood around and a professional around for when I got my first erection.

2) Giggle like a little kid, get on a plane to my island

3) Invite her in for the time of her life while trying not to stare at her tits.

[Tiger_Penis]

1) Your penis grew to the exact size u always wanted
2) If you won the lottery and you got your first check
3) The girl of your dreams just knocked on ur door and ur still in ur pajamas


1) I would be happy and not tell my girlfriend. I would take a nap with her next to me in my bed and have her find out the HARD way.

2) Tell my parents to stop paying for college.

3) Ask her what her name was and introduce myself.