Penis Reduction

[wern]

http://www.penis-reduction.com/

While it may, and I say may, be a reality that some men think their penis is too long (ie probably men that wish to have a sex change), I am pretty sure that 99.99% of members on CC (the other .01% is for statistical error and for Bobo) want to puke at the thought.
I would hope that my sentiment would be shared globally, and I may be right. Do a search for anything on google and you will find it very quickly. Try doing a search for penis reduction methods, LOL.



Check this guy (http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/sexandrelationships/malesexproblems/200424.html)out:My problem is one you would not think as a problem - it is quite simple - penis is too long (http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/penissize.htm).


When hard it is around 11 inches or a bit more when I masturbate (http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/masturbation.htm).

I know with all the problems most lads my age have about having small penises you would think I should be happy but I’m not.

I just want a normal-sized penis. I get so much jokes at me it is so unfair. It's not helped me at all with women because I am still a virgin.

I can't believe that crap. Maybe he should perhaps have SEX FIRST and then decide on the size of his penis? hmm? I sense fear in this one. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the darkside.


There are quite a few threads around the net about the desire for penis reduction, like the one above.

Anways, just thought I'd share with you guys the spectacle of penile reduction. You know what they say: for every Yin there's a Yan.

[Spike]

That's right, a shorter, thinner penis in only 90 days!


Whether you're a foot long or as thick as a Coke can, you can expect a dramatic decrease in length, girth, or both.

Amusing quotes. :lol:

I wonder what they sell? We all could be doing it accidentally. :?

[wern]

hmmm.. good point. Perhaps there's something that's holding us back from gaining that they emphasize on this website. Because they mention no pills, no surgery. So someone could sign up, read what it is you do to make it shrink, then not do it. :lol:

[Valk]

I dont believe there is a way to join. It has some weird fill-out form, but that probably leads to nothing.
I think its just a joke, and a good one that is. :lol:

[Bobo]

:lol: Now I've seen it all. :lol:

[wern]

seen it all eh?

seen this?
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/buger.jpg

[Clockers]

Then thats a burger. :shock:

[MagnumXL]

/me points to Godma

YOU NEED THIS GODMA HRURY!

[Bobo]

Wow, now that's a burger... a big one, or the guy is very small.

[Spike]

I bet the fat bastard scoffs the lot. :lol:

[Bobo]

Damn... that burger looks good! Bobo is hungry! I'm trying to loose some weight, because last saturday I went through the worst pain ever: a marathon without training enough + several kg:s heavier than ever before. Damn that was painful, and I threw up several times too! :x My next marathon is in two months, and I'm trying to loose at least 6 kg until then (from 90kg (200lbs) to 84kg (185lbs)). I hadn't payed attention to my weight for months, and several kg:s had sneaked in... those bastards! :evil:

[Valk]

Thats why its always adviced to lock your door at night.

[Bobo]

:lol: Yes, I think that would be wise. Actually, my weight gain is because of two reasons: gym training (=more muscles) + my medication that increases my hunger and I've been eating like a madman. Now I must start controlling what I swallow, no more pizzas and burgers for Bobo now. I have two more marathons this year, two and four months from now. I promised to myself that last one on saturday was the last one without training properly, it was just too painful and exhausting. Well, I do like it when it hurts, but too much is too much, I don't want to get injured.

[Clockers]

I might get a cheese steak sub with fries tonite :mrgreen Yum,yum..

[Shane_Bos]

Cheese steak subs rule!

[Clockers]

You got that right. :mrgreen

[wern]

/me points to Godma

good old IRC

That's a big fat guy eating a burger larger than his head. The "patty" is actually a steak if you look closely.

Only in the US. I have seen some massive burgers in Orlando, including one the size of a big fat guy's head.

[Clockers]

We do have some big burger's over here and they good too! :mrgreen

[wern]

There's a market for world's biggest burger. Pretty aggressive competition.

This is a place in Wales:



'Burger Girl' Kate Stelnick (http://katestelnick.com/) has got a new challenge. Back in January she became the first person to eat the world's biggest burger at Dennys Beer Barrel Pub (http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/). Now the pub has unveiled an even bigger burger (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050502/ap_on_fe_st/biggest_burger;_ylt=Aip7M7M65atsdHNp6uNTVvKs0NUE;_ ylu=X3oDMTA2YnFncG91BHNlYwNvZA--).




Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers — and a bun.







Pic:

http://img29.echo.cx/img29/1856/15lbburger5an.jpg

[hugh g rection]

The black guy is eating one of the original I think 8 pound burgers. Not sure on the weight.

[Spike]

This is a place in Wales:


Wales?

Denny's Beer Barrel Pub is in Clearasil, Pennsylvania.

And it was 8lb of beef for a total weight of 11lbs. It took fatty 7 hours to eat it.

Then a 115lb girl ate it in just under 3 hours.

[Clockers]

Pic:

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:D
I'am hungry.

[wern]

Wales?

Denny's Beer Barrel Pub is in Clearasil, Pennsylvania.

And it was 8lb of beef for a total weight of 11lbs. It took fatty 7 hours to eat it.

Then a 115lb girl ate it in just under 3 hours.

yeh that girl is sorta famous now. which is really sad