Horrible Situation

[Jelqster]

Well I was sleeping in a girls room for 4 days, on the first night I went down on her and then she started giving me a handjob and giving me head... And i HAVE NO IDEA WHy... but i got to about 80% erection and no matter what she did it wouldnt go to 100%... she got pissed off with me and sad and said that she couldnt turn me on....

I felt like UTTER SHIT... I spent the next 30minutes trying to convince her it wasnt her fault while at the same time trying to figure out myself WHY!.. WHY...

My balls had been aching a fair bit that day because i was touching her for about 12 hours previous to getting my wanger out... and i had a small lump on my lower abdomon 3 inches above the base of my penis... which when i touched it.. hurt and felt kind of veiny (hard to describe :neut: )



The next few days I manage to get it up and come but the erection never goes past 90%... Then as soon as Im home its 100%... fucking hell lads... this is killing me...

One of the most embarassing situations was in the shower with her naked, and i had an erection... then it left while i was concentrating on touching her... and then i couldnt get it back... fucking hell.


Another thing... out of interest:

the first time i came she said, there was LOADS of the stuff... and that it was chunky...

the second time i came she said there was half as much and it was more fluidy and more clear...

the THIRD time i came she said it was COMPLETELY clear and not white...


Someone help me? Im not so concerned about the old sperm situation but about the erection situation lads... fucking hell.... :shock:

[w3]

Your erections might not be as hard because of a simple fact;
It is recovering from NPE.

There are times when you'll have extra hard erections because of PE, and sometimes they are softer. Because the tissue is regenerating.
In my opinion the softness is a good sign, it's a sign of growth.
So don't stress about it too much, do some kegels just in case. :wink:

That lump though.. You should get it checked.
I'm suspecting that it could be hernia. Does it come and go?
If it's always there, does it go away when you lay on your back?
Put your fingers on top of the lump and cough, does it pulsate?

And that semen thing, that's normal.
The first load must've been a reserve of a week or so. My shit also liquifys bit by bit if I shoot many loads a day. And it can also depend a lot on what you've been eating.

[Jelqster]

The lump sort of came from the frustration of not ejaculation.
Its not a hernia too small and too close to the dick (pubic region) to be one.

My dick wasnt recovering from NPE because i literaly had a 2 week break, was with her for 4 days had that problem (80-90%) and on the 5th day when i was alone it was ROCK SOLID...100%! :?

I know my dick CAN BE HARD AS NAILS... its not the problem, its the problem that it WASNT/ISNT when im with her... what the fuck :?

[Tiger_Penis]

It could be mental. Maybe you are nervous for some reason? Or you are not attracted to her. How did you meet her, maybe, just maybe, you don't want to ruin a friendship, or you want another girl?

Take a mental inventory and see whats up.

[wern]

it sounds like its completely mental. It happens to lots of guys. Your erections will become stronger as you soend more time with her.

[Jelqster]

I am attracted to her loads, and i do feel comfortable around her, i just guess that i do worry a little bit what she thinks of my dick... im alot smaller then one of the guys shes been with in the past who had a monster 19cm nob. Maybe subconsciously thats effecting me... it just kills me for her to think she cant turn me on, and then i feel shit like its a worthless piece of meat...

Cheers for the replies.

[ownd]

do you watch a lot of porn? mabie your desensatized from it. Also its probably mental.

[Jelqster]

yeh i do watch alot of porn and if thats the case... im fucked? What can i do? i need porn to PE haha! :lol:

[Tiger_Penis]

It sounds all mental. Maybe try slowing things down, and trying to get more comfortable around her. OR take care of her needs for a while, if you know what I mean.

[Jelqster]

The best way for me i think was to just get realy aroused gradualy, feeling my dick against her legs or whatever while lying next to her works so well. But going down on her, i concentrate and just loose the erection haha. I do a fucking good job to be honest, I put moisturiser all over her fucking body for 20minutes and it turned her on loads, then i fingered her for 10minutes, then went down on her for 20 minutes... i work hard for this bird...

[zwmusic]

HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ...

Nothing... absolutely NOTHING wrong with you w3. Are you afraid to find out that you're actually human? Just the fact that you had blue balls for touching her for 12 hours and the fact that you're very attracted to her gives it away. It shows you're in fact human and not a pig sex machine. Embarrassed? Why? She got pissed off because she's stupid, and she should know (if she has a bit of brain cells) that her attitude will make things worse.

Another thing... out of interest:

the first time i came she said, there was LOADS of the stuff... and that it was chunky...

the second time i came she said there was half as much and it was more fluidy and more clear...

the THIRD time i came she said it was COMPLETELY clear and not white...

Don't you know that it's perfectly normal? The first load is full of sperm, the second will obviously have less and the third, almost nothing, just semen... and semen has no white colour, it's clear. The white colour comes because of the sperm.

In short, the erection situation is a simple reaction from your brain which told you that you're in a new and unknown territory. She did something to you and you just didn't feel at ease with her because you're attracted to her. It couldn't be more normal. Chill out and stop worrying.

Just another thing. That pain in your bollocks (blue balls) is caused by a constant sexual stimulus, which doesn't finish in an ejaculation. The sperm and semen is produced to a higher level as a preparation for intercourse. But when you don't ejaculate soon enough, it gets trapped in the seminal canals and gets infected. That's why the pain. It takes about a day for the body to expel the excess semen and then the pain disappears. The touching and rubbing can easily cause that if you don't ejaculate soon enough. Also, the pain will obviously affect your erection. That's why it's not a very good idea to touch and rub against too much if you're not sure to fuck her soon enough.

Once you get more comfortable with her you'll get so hard that you'll feel like your cock will explode. But she should help as well.

[Tiger_Penis]

The best way for me i think was to just get realy aroused gradualy, feeling my dick against her legs or whatever while lying next to her works so well. But going down on her, i concentrate and just loose the erection haha. I do a fucking good job to be honest, I put moisturiser all over her fucking body for 20minutes and it turned her on loads, then i fingered her for 10minutes, then went down on her for 20 minutes... i work hard for this bird...

Eating pussy won't help your erection, except that it will make you more comfortable around her. Relax you and all that. After I am one eating pussy I feel relaxed and shit. It sounds like you do a good job for that bird (Bird, ha, way to use the oldest lingo in the book. I hope your game ain't that old.)

[w3]

It shows you're in fact human and not a pig sex machine.
But zw..
I am a pig sex machine!! :evil::evil::evil:

btw. it's Jelqster who wrote all that stuff, I have no idea how you actually got that thing quoted as my writing.. :lol::lol::lol:
Could it be, that somebody was a lil' drunk? :mrgreen

[Jelqster]

wow thanks alot for all the replies, (btw w3 i have NO IDEA why it was quoted like that haha)

Blue balls, ive NEVER had it like that... NEVER but i was what i thought it was.

I hope its not like that next time, im spending 10 nights in a row with her in november.

[zwmusic]

Shit! Sorry guys... :lol:

*where is that bottle!?* :lol:

My bad w3, I dunno why I quoted you... PIG SEX MACHINE! :lol:

Jelqster, blue balls is very common. And I'm affraid it will affect erection, but don't worry about it. Once you're more familiar with her everything will be different. :cheeky:

[ownd]

kinda happened to me today to dude, no worries. im also insecure of my size still. we will get thier one day

[Jelqster]

Blue Balls.

Thats actualy the first time i ever had it, FUCKING HELL, its HORRIBLE, i couldnt walk straight... I was walking with a limp... I was fucking in agony... she thought it was pretty funny, we were both laughing about it... the way i explained it to her was that she had turned me on so much all day that my balls were wanting to explode.

The worst feeling in the world:

Being jacked off by a girl who can only get your dick to 80% erection then have her looking at you with a faceless expression other then her eyebrows raised suggesting you've fucked up.

I felt like killing myself at that point. There was nothing I could do about it tho... I will get there and deal with it tho.

[w3]

Shit! Sorry guys... :lol:

*where is that bottle!?* :lol:

My bad w3, I dunno why I quoted you... PIG SEX MACHINE! :lol:

Jelqster, blue balls is very common. And I'm affraid it will affect erection, but don't worry about it. Once you're more familiar with her everything will be different. :cheeky:
NO! Stay away from the bottle man! :shock:
I don't want any more new honorary titles.. :lol: :lol: