RagingWaters
14th October 2008, 02:25 PM
I just 'discovered' this 'technique' to bring your humour up while getting rid of stress and/or anger. It appeared naturally on me, since I was swearing about my life and somehow this popped in my mind in the way I'm now describing:
"I was driving on my way to college, pretty depressed about everything. After stopping on a traffic light, I looked down to switch the track on mah radio and saw a small red candy on the carpet below me.
I picked it up and thought that I didn't want to eat it. Besides that I had just ate my meal, the candy was dirty. I was about to discard it when I wanted to discharge my stress on something... mmm... I'm taking the highway...mmm.
I know what I'm going to do... I'm going to slam you, candy, against the lane barrier at 100 miles per hour! hahahahar lol
However, I needed to wait to the proper conditions to do my will: being on the left lane, 100mph, clear road, etc. While I waited, I imagined what it would be like. The movement of my hand, the sound of the candy crashing...heheheh... expectation raised as I lowered the left window.
After enjoing these sensations for a while, the moment showed up. I took the candy with my free hand and said:
-Arriveverci :twisted::twisted::twisted:!
I threw the candy through the open window and heard a faded crack.
Then I shouted the most evil BWARHARHARHARHARHARHarxD I ever shouted in my whole life.
2 hours after that, I'm still smiling"
Well, this is an example of how could it be implemented, but I guess the pattern would be aproximatelly like this. It is not strict, we are talking about mood, not math.
1-First find a suitable target for your evil plan. Conceive your plan, so that it can be easily achievable and doesn't put you in risk (Why did the assasin kill the innocent? Because he could).
IT IS MANDATORY THAT YOUR TARGET DOES NOT HAVE A CONCIENCE OF ITSELF NOR LIFE OF HIS OWN LIKE AN INANIMATED OBJECT (like a candy, a small stone, etc. Plants, mushrooms and the like should be avoided as forms of life). Otherwise this technique would make you feel even worse (unless you are cold-blooded) and, in the least of the cases, you will get bad karma.
2-Set it all up for the plan to be executed. In some cases it will take a bit of elaboration, in others (like my example) it can be inmediate. In any case, you must take your time (read below).
3-While you wait for the time to your plan to be executed, think about the outcome of it, how easy will it be, about the utter destruction of your target, well, anything that makes you feel like the badass of the movie.THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR THE WHOLE PROCESS TO TAKE EFFECT. You can just throw a can out the window, or wait for the most 'badass' way to do it, building expectation in the process. That expectation kills depression and anger, and builds thrill!
4 (optional)-When the moment calls up, make a lame quote (ala Spiderman).
5-Execute your plan enjoying every single moment of it.
6-Laugh manniacally for releasing some good'ol endorfines
7-Profit.
I am fucking crazy.
"I was driving on my way to college, pretty depressed about everything. After stopping on a traffic light, I looked down to switch the track on mah radio and saw a small red candy on the carpet below me.
I picked it up and thought that I didn't want to eat it. Besides that I had just ate my meal, the candy was dirty. I was about to discard it when I wanted to discharge my stress on something... mmm... I'm taking the highway...mmm.
I know what I'm going to do... I'm going to slam you, candy, against the lane barrier at 100 miles per hour! hahahahar lol
However, I needed to wait to the proper conditions to do my will: being on the left lane, 100mph, clear road, etc. While I waited, I imagined what it would be like. The movement of my hand, the sound of the candy crashing...heheheh... expectation raised as I lowered the left window.
After enjoing these sensations for a while, the moment showed up. I took the candy with my free hand and said:
-Arriveverci :twisted::twisted::twisted:!
I threw the candy through the open window and heard a faded crack.
Then I shouted the most evil BWARHARHARHARHARHARHarxD I ever shouted in my whole life.
2 hours after that, I'm still smiling"
Well, this is an example of how could it be implemented, but I guess the pattern would be aproximatelly like this. It is not strict, we are talking about mood, not math.
1-First find a suitable target for your evil plan. Conceive your plan, so that it can be easily achievable and doesn't put you in risk (Why did the assasin kill the innocent? Because he could).
IT IS MANDATORY THAT YOUR TARGET DOES NOT HAVE A CONCIENCE OF ITSELF NOR LIFE OF HIS OWN LIKE AN INANIMATED OBJECT (like a candy, a small stone, etc. Plants, mushrooms and the like should be avoided as forms of life). Otherwise this technique would make you feel even worse (unless you are cold-blooded) and, in the least of the cases, you will get bad karma.
2-Set it all up for the plan to be executed. In some cases it will take a bit of elaboration, in others (like my example) it can be inmediate. In any case, you must take your time (read below).
3-While you wait for the time to your plan to be executed, think about the outcome of it, how easy will it be, about the utter destruction of your target, well, anything that makes you feel like the badass of the movie.THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR THE WHOLE PROCESS TO TAKE EFFECT. You can just throw a can out the window, or wait for the most 'badass' way to do it, building expectation in the process. That expectation kills depression and anger, and builds thrill!
4 (optional)-When the moment calls up, make a lame quote (ala Spiderman).
5-Execute your plan enjoying every single moment of it.
6-Laugh manniacally for releasing some good'ol endorfines
7-Profit.
I am fucking crazy.