Measure up

[Tolka]

Hi, do you measure up penis that is paralel to the ground or just like it is standing? Because when I measure up penis that is paralel it is nearly 5,5 (NBP) inch , but when I do it without touching (up curve) it is only 5 (NBP) inch - beacuse my angle is very high. Average seems to be about 5,5 inch NBP (6 inch BP) x 4,85 girth, but I am not sure how do they measure up this average. Help plz

[G-Spot19]

:?:?:?
I measure with my penis parallel to the floor if that helps.

[Tolka]

So in the studies, which gives this average they use method paralel to the ground? I mean is it the most common way to measure or they measure up by the angle that it is standing?

[zwmusic]

Why oh why you keep mentioning the word "studies", "scientists" and all that gibberish?

Are you here to PE or to wind people up?

You measure standing up. Nuff said.

[G-Spot19]

Dude you are far to paranoid. Can't you just PE and forget all this other shit. A penis is a penis. You aint happy with it, make it bigger. FAct is whether you are average according to the "studies" or not means jack shit if you aint happy with it. No more talk about these studies and your over paranoia, please. ITs annoying as hell.

[zwmusic]

:lol:

Jack shit... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tolka]

I just ask if I am average or not, because I am not sure how do they make all this studies - paralel or not

[G-Spot19]

But we have told you a ton of times, you are average. Calm down and PE and you will be above average.

[Tolka]

These numbers are average, if all these studies were taken from the paralel positted penis. I am just not sure if they put it in this position, or just measure it normaly, as it is standing. Sry for that, but I just need help ;(

[zwmusic]

Yes, you need a psychiatrist.

[Tolka]

I just would like to get an answer to my question, nothing more. Thanks a lot

[zwmusic]

Are you sure? How about a trip to Coventry? It will do you alot of good.

[Valk]

Look, there are a bunch of different studies who say a bunch of different things and there arent many details on those studies.
So just concentrate on making your dick bigger and stop whining or this thread will be locked.

[Steve Madden]

Who the hell validates themselves based on a study, anyway? You honestly think a girl is going to cream her pants when you inform her that you're average "according to the measuring techniques employed in the following penis size surveys"?

Just do your PE and forget about it. Your time would be better spent worrying about getting your technique down; knowing everything about penis surveys won't do shit to enlarge you but this will.

[Rekal]

just sounds like he wants to make sure that god wasn't cruel to him when giving him that penis. am i like everyone else? i'm i smaller?!!?

to be honest those same questions were in my head 6 months ago, it would bug me all the time. once i found out i could do something to fix it, then it became irrelevant. so hopefully you reach that same enlightenment soon. stressing over shit like this is a waste of energy.

and yes, parallel to the ground. usually i sit at the edge of my seat with legs spread so that it can be at that 90 degree angle for measuring.

[G-Spot19]

I just would like to get an answer to my question, nothing more. Thanks a lot

We've answered it many times. I'm trying to be nice, but its getting annoying. Stop being so paranoid...PLEASE. PE and make it bigger and your problems are over.

[Michael]

I just would like to get an answer to my question, nothing more. Thanks a lot
Your penis a slightly below the medium caucation male length and slightly thinner than average.

For PE: Maximum achievable bone pressed, stnding up und parrallel to the floor. Be consistent and dont worry about +/- 1-2mm errors.. The trend is your friend and done properly it will find medium soon enough.

Only slightly below means you are not John Holmes, but not micro-man either:lol: . Feel better now?

Every week or so someone posts something like "I back off offers from some girls because she might laugh at my cock..." I really need to post a thread on having a small dick and how to get over it.:cheeky:

[Tolka]

So what is average size for both (caucasian men - in the way of measure up the method I said - hope) in your opinion Michael? Thanks for reply

[wayoutwest]

Tolka, this has got to stop.

I am a patient man, but seriously, fuck off.

Put the ruler away.

READING ABOUT AVERAGE PENIS SIZES WILL NOT MAKE YOUR PENIS LARGER OR SMALLER.

[Steve Madden]

Pearls to swine is like advice to dumbasses, which in turn is like continuing to respond to this needle-dick's stupid ass questions.

Hey Tolka, it's not the size of your wang that's going to keep you from women, it's the size of your intellect. Quit whacking it to surveys that don't mean shit, quit sniffing drain cleaner, and if you get your act togethor come back to CC.

For Christ's sake.

[Tolka]

Way, am I asking you or Michael?

[JaredK]

lol i think you guys are just bitter because you have already read the surveys a million times before too:lol::roll::cool.....and yes im sure you had questions when you read them too..

7.1X5.6 is just passed all the deviations of the "average"

[Steve Madden]

Right, that we asked once. ONCE. Not 30 times in slightly different ways.

And Tolka, you were asking him. I'm telling you to listen to what everyone else has said or just fuck off. The neat thing about message boards is that everyone viewing it is a part of the conversation; it that's a difficult concept for you I'd direct you to the MR HANDS fanclub site. There's a great guy named Redwood there that will take good care of you. He'll even hold your hand and tell you you're perfectly average. Perfectly average, Tolka, perfectly average.

[Tolka]

I didn`t write "Steve what do you think", but directly asked other person so ...

[Steve Madden]

Well, alright then you win.

Michael, would you kindly join the rest of the board in telling this wank to fuck off? Maybe if you tell him he's average, it'll really come true then!

[Rekal]

lmao..this is some funny shit. the one guy that says he's below average is now in his spotlight. what an approval seeking junkie, seriously.

okay for s&g's.. Michael is right man, you are definitely below average. new studies have confirmed this since the average male penis has slightly gone up over the past 20 years, you would now be considered a bit below average.

[jason12]

When they say the average girls height are they counting their heels?

Wait what were we talking about again.....

[Tolka]

So what is average Rekal in your opinion?

[K-man]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[zwmusic]

This guy is just a moron.

[Rekal]

lmfao..c'mon guys who didn't see that one coming. hahaa

average is 6 inches, period. i'll send you the detailed study. i've had chicks pull out rulers to measure my dick countless times to make sure i was at least 6" or they wouldn't have sex with me.

[K-man]

Thats too funny!!! Only in L.A. :lol: :lol:

[Steve Madden]

lmfao..c'mon guys who didn't see that one coming. hahaa

average is 6 inches, period. i'll send you the detailed study. i've had chicks pull out rulers to measure my dick countless times to make sure i was at least 6" or they wouldn't have sex with me.

The thing he ought to be concerned about are the girls that pull out the Jennings Type 1/2 intelligence test to make sure you aren't a fucking retard before they'll bang you. One impediment is as real as another.

[wayoutwest]

Rekal, seriously? Are you actually serious that you've met girls that get out a ruler before sex?

Those are some straight-up skanky hos, bro. Skankiest of the skanky. I'd rather stick my dick in a corpse. Less chance of catching a disease...

I don't know about you guys, but when I have sex, there isn't a discussion beforehand. Nobody says "wait! I need to make a list of pros and cons. What cup size are you? I won't motorboat anything below a C." It's kinky, fun and passionate. Definitely no rulers involved*.



*exceptions will be made for spanking

[zwmusic]

Maybe Rekal knows some pretty fucked up chicks form the dark alleys of LA. :lol:

[xanderr]

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[Rekal]

lol i keep waiting for some clever guy to point out that i was joking about the whole thing. it was all sarcasm direct towards the dude who is obsessed with knowing the average size. chicks don't pull out rulers HAHA, i was just playing on his insecurities =P
finally xanderr got it. haha i was laughin my ass off.

[TheThreatdown]

Wow this thread turned into some fucking hatred.

I'll smoke my chronic tonight, come in here and start a flamewar later on.
ooooh Aggression is so much FUN!!!!



Edit: Fuck you, Rummy. :cool

[zwmusic]

What the fuck has Rummy to do with the whole shit? You can get your chronic and shove it straight up your ass TTD.

How's that? Aggressive enough? :lol:

Some funny shit happened just after this:

http://www.cheekycherry.com/ccforums/showthread.php?t=6363

Later on I caught Tolka trying to send me a PM. Nothing unusual in that, but what made me laugh was that he logged off and was trying to PM me as a guest. :lol: :lol:

[Rekal]

haha i saw that new poll. he doesn't care about PE he just wants to know what the average is :)

[wayoutwest]

Sorry Rekal, in day-to-day life I would never take something like that seriously, but on these forums things are a little different e.g. w3's 'A question about blood (http://www.cheekycherry.com/ccforums/showthread.php?t=6362)' thread... :?

[Rekal]

haha..i'm surprised how people reacted to that thread actually. i think maybe i just have a problem with other people's bodily fluids in general or something. bad memories of, "oh fuck now i have to clean the goddamn sheets" come in to mind. actually that's why i like fucking in the shower so much, it's the cleanest place and there's plenty of soap around. i don't really trust doing anal anywhere else for that matter. but i digress =P

[G-Spot19]

Man this fucking thread gets on my nerves. :evil: