Favourite One-Liners

[Valk]

Post them here.

[Valk]

"Dôh!" - Homer Simpson

[Beefeater]

"Now we play the waiting game... Waiting game sucks, let's play hungry hungry hippos!" Homer Simpson

[Beefeater]

"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone" Al Capone

[Baseballer8]

OHHHH YEEAAHHH!!!! Quagmire from Family Guy

[Wylde Bill]

My brotha from anotha motha. :cool

[Clockers]

I'am gonna get you 'Sucker' :twisted:

[Ed]

Ainsi va la vie qui va! "that's the way life goes" from one of my favourite song writers Jean Leloup

[Beefeater]

Are you from Quebec Ed?

[Shane_Bos]

"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, d'you understand?"

-Tony Montana, Scarface

[ArTee63]

"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone" Al Capone

I love that one. Used to be my sig line at the old CC when sigs were still around.

"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish."
Chevy Chase as Ty Webb in Caddyshack.

(OK, it's 2 lines. Sue me.)

[JB22]

I don't even fuckin' care...I've had my truck up to here in water!

[wern]

Simpsons quotes are filled with wisdom:

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems."

[Ed]

Are you from Quebec Ed?

Nope, another type of Frenchie. Canada's full of them :D

[Clockers]

I'll Be Back!!

[Beefeater]

Haha ok, where you from? :)

[Clockers]

Do ya feel lucky well do ya Punk go ahead make my day!! :twisted:

[Baseballer8]

Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[BEAST]

"Let off some steam" - Commando
"I aint got time to bleed" - Predator
"If you cant stand the heat, you better stay out of the kitchen" - Robocop

[Beefeater]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?" Taxi Driver

['TheBugKahuna']

"Fuck off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may." -Tyler Durden, Fight Club.

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo." -Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket.

Not exactly one liners, but classics nevertheless.

[Miccius]

This page has some good ones.

http://www.lorriman.com/otherstuff/oneliner.htm

[BigBadBear]

Almost anything said by Mike Tyson (http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html).

[Archangel]

Almost anything said by Mike Tyson (http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html).

"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."
Wow..So Tyson isn't really anybody you want to meet in a dark alley.

[Shane_Bos]

Ive read them before, on the old forums, but this one still cracks me up:


“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

[BigBadBear]

Actually I have a feeling I might've posted this on the old forums...

There's some good stuff there none the less. :)

[wern]

Thanks for the tyson link. Aweosme quotes. He is pretty much the most dangerous boxer of all time. I have seen heaps of his fights and he is a boxing god. He nocks professional fighters his size out in less than a minute of fighting.


Heres a good descriptive quote (slightly edited for bad punctuation):
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

[Wylde Bill]

Not so much a one liner but indeed my favorite scene in a movie.

WYATT

Just wanted to let you know

You're sitting in my chair.

TYLER

That a fact?

WYATT

Yeah. It's a fact.

Tyler looks Wyatt over, noting he is unarmed. He stands,
sneering:

TYLER

For a man that don't go heeled

You run your mouth kinda reckless.

WYATT

Don't need to go heeled to get

The bulge on a dub like you.

TYLER

That a fact?

WYATT

Yeah. It's a fact.

TYLER

Well I'm real scared.

WYATT

Damn right you're scared. I can

See it in your eyes.

Wyatt steps forward suddenly, eyes cold and hard like a shark.
Suddenly realizing he's in way over his head. Tyler shrinks
back reflexively, his hand moving toward his gun. The other
players scatter. Wyatt nods, his voice calm and steady:

WYATT

Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that

Smoke wagon and see what happens.

TYLER

Listen Mister, I'm getting' tired-

Wyatt abruptly SLAPS his face, making his teeth clack
together.

WYATT

I'm getting tired of your gas.

Jerk that pistol and go to work.

Tyler goes pale, all pretense of courage gone. Wyatt slaps
him again.

WYATT

I said throw down, boy.

Another slap. Tyler stays frozen, blood dripping down his
chin.

WYATT

You gonna do something or just

Stand there and bleed?

Tyler's done. Wyatt plucks his gun away, handing it to Joyce.

WYATT

No, I didn't think so. Here,

Milt. Keepsake, hang it over the

Bar. All right, youngster. Out

You go...

[wern]

That is by far the best part of that movie. I can't believe that with a scene like that Kurt Russel didn't get better movie offers later on. Thanks for the flashback

[wern]

OHHHH YEEAAHHH!!!! Quagmire from Family Guy

I thought it was
aaallllllrrrighhtt


giggedy giggedy

[MagnumXL]

Astala vista baby

Adriannn!!!

Whos on munchies tonight?

The first rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

various movies that i like.

[BigBadBear]

Whos on munchies tonight?
Half Baked?

Just checking. That line's probably been in plenty of films... :P

[damarcher]

"Utah!!...Get me two..." Angelo, Point Break

[MagnumXL]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE - big lebowski

['TheBugKahuna']

Wylde Bill where is your quote from?

[Ed]

Another favourite movie part

TOMMY: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?

RENTON: It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.

[Miccius]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE - big lebowski


HAha, great movie

[JB22]

Another favourite movie part

TOMMY: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?

RENTON: It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.

Trainspotting=fantastic :D

[ownd]

damit shane i was gonna post that one nicec choice :lol:

[EndorphinMachine]

This thread rocks!

She'll be back - Terminator 3:lol:

[Rum_Runner]

You gonna do something or just

Stand there and bleed?

Tombstone
One if not my favorite one liners. Damn I was sad to see someone in this thread already had it.

[The Big Banana]

"Now look what you've gone and done... ya mums upset"

Mark 'Chopper' Reid after headbutting his girlfriends mother from the movie Chopper.

[Codzilla]

You can forgive a child for being afraid of the dark, but not an adult for being afraid of the light.

Duno where its from, but has lots of meaning to me :(

[The Assman]

"I would love to lay you down and eat a rack of baby back ribs off your rack baby!":mrgreen

-Will Ferrell- (my Idol)