A Wish To Dearest Penis Fairy!

[Redwood]

Dear, dear, penis fairy you the most sexiest of all fairies with your tight black latex adorning a whip in your hand. I would like to gain 2.5inches by tomorrow morning. I will blow a thick, surplus guzzling load of cum for you and leave it under my pillow tonight. Will you please come to my bedroom, I will leave my windows open since there are no chimney's in Singapore. Besides I do not want your fairy dust to be contaminted. So please do be kind and spray a generous amount of fairy dust on me(or my phallus). I want to gain an immediate extra 2.5inches length (I'm not being greedy).

[ModestGains]

A+

Very nice thread

[Codzilla]

Hahaha thats funny. Have you seen that anime hentai comic thing called bondage fairies? Your description of the penis fairy is just like that HAHA. Well lets hope she trickles her love juice over your nut.

[Rum_Runner]

I will take 2.5 inches as well. I will take to for length the other half inch girth. Yeah and I am greedy. Greedy as I would he hung. Damn 10 x 6.5 by morning. I can see the wife's face now :shock::o:shock::o:shock::o

[Valk]

Dear, dear, penis...

That's for you RW. :lol:

http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/dear-penis.shtml

[Rum_Runner]

Thats some good finding there. I think I will send that out for the whole world to see

[G-Spot19]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA Rodney Carrington! You guys see his live show on Comedy Central Uncut a couple months ago. Alot of nice tittes. He got girls to flash and it was live and uncut too! When he did this song, he had two huge blow up penises on the stage. :lol: