Tutsie Wutsie

[Valk]

My name is Tutsie Wutsie, I'm Valk's mother. Some of you already know me... http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/525/0067ld2.th.jpg (http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0067ld2.jpg) ... I'll be loggin on from time to time to check if you guys are behaving yourselves while Valk is on his quest to unravel the future...

I also have a banning stick, which I hope I won't need to use... http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6185/bat1iz6.th.jpg (http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bat1iz6.jpg)



Muhuahahahahahaha...

[Steve Madden]

Speaking of banning sticks, did Bobo ever come back after taking time off for himself and his new lady?

[zwmusic]

I'm not sure, but I think he did come back after that. Now he's having some mental health issues and needed a break to get some treatment. I hope he's doing Okay.

[Steve Madden]

He had more issues? I was talking about sometime late last year when he resurfaced, had things under control, and had met a girl at the clinic and had struck up a relationship. He said he was back but needed some time with her or had to get things in order or something like that.

He hasn't had additional problems since then has he?

[EndorphinMachine]

What a charming lady your mother is Valk:lol: I can see who you got your beauty from=P

[The Assman]

I wonder what Valk's dad looked like??:shock:

[G-Spot19]

YOu really dont want to know :shock:

[Rum_Runner]

I know I do not want to know this will be the last time I ever look in this thread.:puke:

[EndorphinMachine]

I don't know for sure but here are some of his family members:
http://blomsterpotte.blogg.no/images/one_really_ugly_man_6f8_1152632721.jpgUncle Bob
http://dfw01.umicache.com/p/purevolume.com/big/-226-1111954595-ugly_man.jpgValk's twin sister
http://www.mushytime.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ugly_fat_man_big_tummy_funny_pictur.jpgGranpa "oh I'll just have two or twelve beers" Joehttp://www.backingblair.co.uk/images/john_prescott.jpgUncle "Valk our bath is ready" John
http://www.thehowie.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/ugly.jpgGranpa "I can see u with my good eye!" Popey
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/bud694c/ugly.jpgValk's twin sister Janie "Big tooth" III
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1371799.jpgAunt Clarisse "where's my chicken?" Smith
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1395/768150548_a8e25cf066.jpgValk's ex-boyfriend Big John
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b113/abaniko/ugly_dog.jpgThe dog Scooby
http://boles.com/called/07/ssell3.jpgValk's current boyfriend Huge Sanchez

[zwmusic]

http://www.backingblair.co.uk/images/john_prescott.jpgUncle "Valk our bath is ready" John


John Prescott? Is he having a gay bath after the macho display over an egg? :lol:


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[EndorphinMachine]

looool I didn't even know it was that guy, though I had seen that on tv a long time ago ehehe the puch was pretty weak so he might be gay=P

[Codzilla]

My god looking at that pic of his twin sister actually just made me heave!!! Thats disgusting!!!

Ahhh but fuck it there goes the volcano eruption :twisted:

[zwmusic]

Hell ya! That twin sister... dunno which planet she came from. :shock:

I liked the beer belly granpa... Twelve beers??? that must be holding a whole barrel. :lol:

[Codzilla]

Is that a real dog!!?!? Oh please tell me nature didnt create such a god awful creature!!! Its leg looks like Valks wily after a PE session :lol:

Only joking man, i haven't been around here long enough to take the piss, but what the hell :mrgreen

Dont ban me!!! :cheeky:

[zwmusic]

Its leg looks like Valks wily after a PE session :lol:

OH my God... i nearly pissed myself laughing with that one. :lol: :lol:

Dunno, maybe Valk would be inclined to ban you when he comes back... :lol: :lol: Or maybe he'll just say, "was that my willy or what?" :lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Assman]

Hahahaha yes this is a funny ass thread...valk's twin sister is a cutie, u mind if i take a run at her Valk???:mrgreen

[EndorphinMachine]

the dog is real. it won a competition for the world's most ugly dog 2006 or something like that. fucking creepy!

BTW, I thought you guys might wanna know the Valk and Huge Sanchez' love story. Huge Sanchez was a bumper in a funk club in New Mexico where Valk went to play, they fell in love instantly. Valk tought him how to play the funk and got him in the band eventualy. Unfortunately, Huge Sanchez was an illegal imigrant and the authorities arrested him after a gig at club Funkadelic and shiped him back to Mexico. Not being able to get a green card, Huge Sanchez started making a living as a mariachi in Tijuana. There he met the sheriff's son Chiquito and they made love in his daddy's hacienda. When the sheriff got the news from his señorita he went radge and arrested Huge Sanchez for playing without a valid mariachi licence. So Huge Sanchez used his one phone call to ring Valk and plead him to bail him out, only it would cost 100 grand and Valk did not have that much, so Valk decided to go to Tijuana and get into trouble so they send him to jail where he can live with Huge Sanchez happily ever after!

[Codzilla]

You have got a mother fucking IMAGINATION!!!!!! :lol:

That is some funny shit!!

[The Assman]

Based on a true story....:cool

[wern]

Thats one hot family. I think they go a long way to supporting Darwin's theory of evolution.

[The Assman]

They all look like people in the movie deliverence!

[G-Spot19]

You guys forgot Valk's nutty paternal uncle Larry
http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/110975/newpic26.jpg

And Tutsie's brother, uncle Brucie Wutsie

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/104969/a9.JPG

[EndorphinMachine]

nice balls...hum chin I mean:lol:

there's some good looking chaps:lol:

[BEAST]

Totally, this makes me feel better about myself :lol:

[EndorphinMachine]

yeah...like the Big Bird doesn't belong in that family:mrgreen

[The Assman]

He might need braces! thats the only thing missing!

[G-Spot19]

Totally, this makes me feel better about myself :lol:
You should go to the site then :lol: You will feel like a god