creams for wet jelq

[surfer2002]

which creams are best to use for wet jelqs? i thought about vaseline, but it's too oily. any suggestions?

[zwmusic]

You can use a lub like KY or similar. They're water based and easy to wash off. I used KY for a while and liked it alot. The only drawback is that it gets less slick as you progress with the wet jelqs. You have to re-apply a few times to keep going.

[surfer2002]

i hope you don't get too horned up with the cream that you forget that you are exercising you penis and not masturbating. hehehe:D

[Codzilla]

I just use baby oil, always have and probably always will. Its cheap and effective. Drawback is i need to re-apply a little bit every 100 jelqs, but its worth it. Makes my wang smell like a new born baby :mrgreen

[Redwood]

I just use baby oil, always have and probably always will. Its cheap and effective. Drawback is i need to re-apply a little bit every 100 jelqs, but its worth it. Makes my wang smell like a new born baby :mrgreen

How about baby lotion? Tried those? Best brand imo is Med Johnson & Johnson.

[Codzilla]

Yeah i tried the baby lotion too, but i personally preferred the oil. It spread easier and lasted longer than the lotion. And yeah i always use johnson and johnson!! Hehe

[Steve Madden]

Personally I enjoy using Walgreen's brand petrol jelly. I've used a lot of stuff and haven't found anything better.

[The Assman]

im a vaseline user...cheap and great for your skin as well. Im hitting 2 birds with one stone!:twisted:

[zwmusic]

Interesting... for a moment I thought I was in another thread. So many posts gone...

Anyway... Surfer, KY is great, and it gives more of a horned sensation than Vaseline... and I loved it! :twisted: But the problem was I had to re-apply it too many times.

It's fun to have mod powers... hehehehe...

[K-man]

Lucky bastard!! :wink: :lol: :lol:

I use a waterbased lube. When it dries up just dip my hand in water and its nice and slick again.

[zwmusic]

I had to phisycally remove all of them because it was too weird to post. When you're a mod you can see every post which has been deleted. :twisted:

[Redwood]

And editted posts as well,... was a forum moderator once.

[Codzilla]

Oooo such power you mods have. :wink:

[Steve Madden]

I've also heard they can make the toilet swirl in the opposite direction, though this feat is rarely displayed as it tends to upet the physics of the plane in which it occurs.

[surfer2002]

hehehehe i think i'll try the ky thingy although i don't know how it's in your country, but i think when you go to a convinient store and buy only a lotion it draws some eyes to you. hehehehehe

[The Assman]

Just tell them im going home to make my dick bigger because i know how...:mrgreen

[Steve Madden]

I feel the same way. I usually buy something really random. Mouthwash, bandaids, etc. But it does seem wierd when it's a bottle of mouthwash and 5 tubes of petrol.

[The Assman]

I once went into a convience store and bought a can of whipped cream, condoms and a pack of gum. All the person said at the counter was would you like a camera and a pack of cigarettes with that? lol i wasn't embarassed...im the one getting laid!:twisted:

[surfer2002]

good for you. i think each one of us should go proudly in to the store, with his chest up and get that bottle of cream/vaseline/wtv and if any one asks, just tell them it to get my dick bigger, or "i have a big dick, this is only for maintance".

[EndorphinMachine]

I use lube and spit or cream and spit

[TheThreatdown]

i use drys.

Wooo.

[G-Spot19]

I once went into a convience store and bought a can of whipped cream, condoms and a pack of gum. All the person said at the counter was would you like a camera and a pack of cigarettes with that? lol i wasn't embarassed...im the one getting laid!:twisted:

Exactly. No need to be embarrased of it. Be PROUD!!!!

[zwmusic]

hehehehe i think i'll try the ky thingy although i don't know how it's in your country, but i think when you go to a convinient store and buy only a lotion it draws some eyes to you. hehehehehe

There was a very pretty girl working in the cashier at a convenience store, near my place, where I used to buy KY... :twisted: ... she wouldn't look at me when I was paying for the tubes of KY... :lol: but one day she looked at me and I winked at her... :lol: ... she blushed redder than the CC Cherry. :lol:

[G-Spot19]

LOL You should have threw some XL condoms on the conveyor too :lol:

[zwmusic]

:lol: With a note saying: "That's my number babe, I'm waiting for you in my love place". :lol:

[G-Spot19]

LOL
That would been hilarious. We need to go shopping together one day( If that was possible lol) and do that to her. Hell i would do it. LOL She Asian? :twisted:

[EndorphinMachine]

she blushed??LOOOOOL:lol: great!

[zwmusic]

LOL She Asian? :twisted:

He he... no, she was western... very nice, and she had lovely boobs. :cheeky:

[EndorphinMachine]

how old?

[Steve Madden]

Sixteen.

[EndorphinMachine]

I'm talking to Zw you manwhore

[Steve Madden]

Oh right, of course. I was thinking of the Walgreen's girl I greased up.

A thousand pardons, kind sir.:wink:

[The Assman]

Sixteen???? damn, only if she was 6 years younger!:shock:

[Steve Madden]

Well this was a couple years back, before my first and only long term relationship. Best mouthwash buying experience of my life.

[Captain Obvious]

I hate Vaseline, takes too long to clean up

[Steve Madden]

It does that I guess. I always plan on showering right after PE, and I use some clorox fresh wipes to clean around the computer area when I'm done. Whether it's toothpaste of Vaseline, I get the shit all over the place everytime I use it.

[EndorphinMachine]

you use toothpaste for PE? that's ridiculous:lol:

[The Assman]

Hahaha toothpaste for pe, your dick must be bright and sparkling white...minty fresh for the ladies!:twisted:

[Steve Madden]

Yea you get a nice tingle. I assume you guys know I was talking about when I brush my teeth, so I won't go into it. Toothpaste would be too sticky and tingly in my book.

[zwmusic]

how old?

Dunno... she looked about 18/19.