Products for the CC lover...

[Shane_Bos]

Something for the lady:
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Something for everyone:
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[Bobo]

Wow, a high quality thread with no answers... Let me try:

Some cheeky bubble gum:
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A mod/admin membership benefit (10.000+ posts or mod/admin status):
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World's best free penis enlargement forum:
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One of our female members:
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A cheeky postcard from Matt's gift shop:
http://www.axenautique.com/imagspecs/postcard/cheeky.jpg

[Bobo]

Now I know what happened to Oldie:

http://www.pvv.org/%7Eulflunde/pic/cherry1.gif

[Valk]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That sure is a great way to die! :lol:

[Bobo]

:lol: Yeah, that's the way I'd like to go too. :cool

Here's some more fancy things from Matt's gift shop for the dedicated member:

http://tv.cream.org/images2/cheeky.jpg

[Spike]

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Here we have some Cherry Fragrant Jelqing Oil - after 8 years of intensive research we have perfected this as the perfect lube. Contains numerous unknown chemicals that make your manhood swell to ungodly proportions.

Leaves your dick moist and yet smelling pleasantly of cherries. Nice.

Only £49.95 (£11.95 S&H). Cash sales only.

[Spike]

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Next we have Penis Enlargement Scone Mix. Contains a multitude of secret ingredients.

Get your penis enhancing supplements in a delicous afternoon snack. No more embarrassment when relatives find "those pills" in the cupboard.

As eaten by a top Celebrity TV Chef.

A bargain at £100 for a 454g box. Quantity discounts on application.

[Spike]

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Getting a thirst mid jelq? What better than Cheeky Cherry Chocolate Shake to boost your flagging energy levels.

(Note: Picture of the man himself - Matt Mozart )

Warning: May contain cherries.

Limited supplies - £4.99 (small 1ml bottle).

[Bobo]

http://gamefest.com/images/10657366191065736619Hi%20Ho%20Cherry%20Cover.jpg

Family fun CC style! Play this exciting game with Your family or friends, an
easy and fun way to learn how to enlarge Your penis! Give Your kids the
huge wangs they always wanted so they don't have to ask their teacher
after gym class "do I have to go to the shower if I didn't sweat at all"? Now
they can make that pervert jealous! Comes with lube and a porn DVD Your
family can enjoy together! Order now and enlarge those little worms to real
pythons to freak out the nanny when she's bathing Your kids! Great fun
order today! :D

Only £99,99 (norm. £159,99), special offer only this month!

[wern]

You guys are nuts.

Bobo that damn funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Spike]

His marketing is a bit crap - two of them are girls. Unless they're getting all moist because Bobo Jr is hiding a trouser python behind that basket. :lol:

[Bobo]

Nah, Spike, You didn't get it... it's the girls who eventually get to enjoy the enlarged cherries! Symbolism, my friend... symbolism. :lol:

[Spike]

Well I think your clever-dick marketing is wasted on the 3-6 year old target consumer. :cool

[Bobo]

Why is that? Their dicks are so small they have to use sugar to lure them out! :lol:

[Spike]

Clever Dick = Smart Arse, just incase it lost something in translation. :lol:

[wern]

http://www.jewelrybystacy.com/earring-cherrylongbead.JPG
What better way for your lady to show her appreciation of large penises than with these stunning cheeky cherry earings. They are crafted by enlightened monks living in the enchanted cheeky cherry forest. Legend has it that once cradled by Matt's own bosom, these earings are now blessed to tighten the vagina of it's wearer. They also glow when cheeky cherry members are near by. No more shooting in the dark at night clubs, ladies :wink:

Only $550

[Bobo]

This pic was already posted in another thread, but now it can be bought from the CC gift shop!

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Are You a wanker? Can't leave that snake alone even for a minute? Have
You heard that masturbation makes Your palms hairy, causes hair loss and
blindness?! That's all very true, but You don't need to stress out about it
anymore! For the first two symptoms this amazing product is exactly what
You need! Just shave Your palms with this ground breaking new hi-tech
product to get those smooth and soft palms again for better wanking
sessions, no more irritating hair on the palms! Then switch the device to
reverse and it glues the palm hair to Your scalp forming stylish afro hairdo
that makes Your friends jealous, covering Your bald skull 100% and nobody
will suspect a thing! You know what they say about afros and dick size? Oh
yes You do! Get that amazing feeling of being the biggest dickhead of the
gang!

Special price of £259,99 only this week!

Like that wouldn't be enough, we will also send You these stylish goggles
for free if You order today:

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With these amazing goggles You can hide that empty blind stare and get a
pair of lively eyes again, and nobody will figure out Your wanking habits
just because You're blind! I must repeat: You will get these stylish goggles
for free if You order our combination of palm shaver and afro glue'er
today!!! Limited supply, don't waste any more time, order now!!!

[wern]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Where do I send my payment to? :lol:

[Bobo]

:lol: I will email You my bank account number. Send me Your address and I promise to send You a similar shaver (or two) for £259,99! :mrgreen

[Spike]

I'll do them for £199. :lol:

[Bobo]

I'll do them for £199. :lol:
Damn! :x Competition... I hate it. :lol:

[Spike]

Trouble is a price war is stupid. :cool

[Bobo]

We should join our force and form a monopoly to control all the (very high) prices.

[Spike]

That would work for a while (until Valk found a supplier and undercut us).

[Bobo]

Nah, we'd just make him an offer he wouldn't be able to refuse! (the head of a fat chick on his bed... :lol:)

[Valk]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

No, I wont back down for you Mobsters. :evil:

[Spike]

Where are my e-books? :cool

[Valk]

I've decided that the info in those books is too sacred to be given to every random person I meet. Those books give me an enormous advantage and it would be foolish to give that up.
Besides, the info in those books could be used for evil things just as easily. :shock:

[Spike]

OK. I'll go find them myself. :mrgreen

3,600 next post - don't waste it.