Today I insured my penis

[Valk]

If anything happens to the guy, the insurance pays me 2 million Euros. :mrgreen

Oh well

[soserious]

what the?
i have an insurance: it goes something like this..
if something major and bad happens to anything there then i die.
*im very loyal*
*and fiercely masculine :twisted: *

ss

[Spike]

And your testicles - what princely sum are they worth?

[Valk]

Nothing - They fell off during my years of roiding while in kindergarten.

[Spike]

Unlucky.

At least you won't go bald.

[Valk]

True, but my libido is non-existant too.

[Bobo]

2 million You say? Wow... I have this exercise I could recommend if You agree to pay me 40% of the compensation. :mrgreen

[Thought Pro]

There's an insurance company here in Canada called: Johnson Insurance.