ITT, you describe yourself 5 years from now

[Thought Pro]

What will happen in the next 5 years.

[Spike]

Make a cup of tea and figure out what ITT means.

[wern]

maybe it means "If Things Turn-out"... hmm then it'd be ITTO. Is that what you meant TP? ITTO?

[soserious]

dead perhaps?

or perhaps in military service.

or perhaps i fled into the outback never to return where i am currently collecting food to eat for my lunch.

perhaps i became involved in a massive crime syndicate which i used to fund my own state and attack any governmental threats with my stockpile of massive nuclear armaments.

perhaps i teach survival skills out in the wilderness.

perhaps im a shadow.

perhaps i have 2 sons and a daughter and live out in australia or the US and am currently being a father as best i can.

perhaps many things.

if you told me at 18/19 i would be in my current situation i wouldnt be surprised, aimless and without foundation i feel i am destined to be a drifter and wastr my whole possibly short life. i am very influnced by my environment and friends- right now its not too good, but its been better.


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[Shane_Bos]

I'll be in my first or second year of teaching maths to 11-16 year olds, maybe with a wife, i havent decided if i'll buy one yet, maybe some kids. I'll be built and toned and have a massive wang. Its just a bitch its in 5 years and not now.

[zwmusic]

I'll have more white hair and a huge wang.

[Thought Pro]

Make a cup of tea and figure out what ITT means.

In This Thread.

[Clockers]

Not sure' how one can describe his'self in 5 years, we might not even be here for all we know. :shock: but if all goes well i should be making more money having a bigger home/wang heheh, older looking. who knows where we will be in 5 whole years! :cool

[Bobo]

In 5 years time, hopefully, I'll be in better shape physically than ever before.

[Valk]

If I aint happy in 5 years, I'll probably be dead.

[Godma]

Let's hope you are!

[Valk]

And if I am not, you can pull the trigger for me.

[Bobo]

Let's hope you are!
Do You mean happy or dead?!

[Thought Pro]

Proper English grammar would say "dead".

[wern]

Closer to achieving my goals :cool

[ArTee63]

What will happen in the next 5 years.


I'll be 5 years older.

But everybody else will be too, so......

[soserious]

Ww3.

[ArTee63]

That's optimistic. :?

[Clockers]

Ww3.




:shock:

[soserious]

in prison.
a political prisoner.
for choking to death blanket and throwing him into the cogs and machinery of Big Ben.
but i kill all the inmates in my block so they send me to maximum security prison (they coulda killed me with the newly reintroduced death penalty-but the guards get a kick outta placing bets on wholl live to see the morning).
then i killed the staff in the maximum security wing prompting a mass security panic and subsequently an entire security breach whereby all prisoners were released by the singular modern central computer unlocking all cells and interior and exterior locks.
thus i escaped in a large crowd of criminals and a few dazed and scared prison staff.
we acquired a boat to the east (on which i kill a prisoner for eating my food).
we then hit the east, far away from port and manage to evade border control.
crossing europe we encounter much police state hostilities- but the UK being now in fierce opposition to europe and europe being in fierce oppositiion with itself and korea and china and india and pakistan they seem to not be interested in helping the uk-or capturing us provided we get the f##k off of their land..which we do so.
we head east further still, catching rides on train roofs and acquiring* other vehicles we eventually head north through troubled lands into the heart of Russia- here i kill 4 more prisoners whom i felt tried to humiliate me somehow or put me down.
with the remaining prisoners we flee to mounainous and generally uninhabited land in the far north- studying russian and keeping to ourselves we watch for news on world affairs whilst ourselves planning for such an event.
ww3 arrives, or declares itself rather, staggered in its approach. once again countries allianced against each other but each paranoid of its neighbour- at first its just threats and ultimatum followed by ultimatum in response-
meantime half of us travel off our newly built "base" and aqcuire international passes* (on the black market ovcourse) we travel to tibet (not intending to use the passes, or go through customs-thats just a backup plan B of 3) deep in the heart of tibet we set up communications with our russian hq. and wait.
oh, then i killed a horse cos it sneezed on me.
here we plan project wakethefuckup.

the end.

[MagnumXL]

smiling when i see the look on my gfs face when she sees my dick for the first time.

[Spike]

You're not going to let your g/f see your dick until 2010?
I hope she's understanding.

[hugh g rection]

Rocking out to Dio's "Holy Diver", having a job and an MBA, hopefully have a house. Other than that I see my future as being really wide open.

[Spike]

No mention of a better car? :lol: