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jason12
24th September 2007, 10:26 PM
http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0700world/tm_objectid=16174460&method=full&siteid=50082&headline=judge-used--penis-pump--during-murder-case-name_page.html

ownd
24th September 2007, 11:36 PM
wow how embarassing is that i would leave the country

SiMa
25th September 2007, 12:14 AM
embarrassing. yeah, I'd move far far away. Penis pump for evidence with his man juice inside it :lol: That's a new one

jason12
25th September 2007, 01:09 AM
This is all I am going to think about when I am wearing my device outside the house. Somehow I am going to like get hit by a car or something and they will find me and I will be remembered as the guy with the shit strapped to his dick lol. I am going to wake up in the hopital and there are going to be like OoO here is your cock thing, we took it off for you.

Steve Madden
25th September 2007, 04:01 AM
Better than getting caught with a cucumber in your trousers i suppose. Anyone remember that guy?

jason12
25th September 2007, 04:36 AM
hahah no find that link!

K-man
25th September 2007, 06:45 AM
Thats way too funny.:lol: :lol: :lol: The question in my mind is how the hell did it end up on the Welsh national website. :?

SiMa
25th September 2007, 08:01 PM
This is all I am going to think about when I am wearing my device outside the house. Somehow I am going to like get hit by a car or something and they will find me and I will be remembered as the guy with the shit strapped to his dick lol. I am going to wake up in the hopital and there are going to be like OoO here is your cock thing, we took it off for you.

You know, the other day I was thinking, what if I got into a car accident or something and I had on my extender. Or got arrested with it on.

Showed one of my guy friends this thing. He said it looks like something you'd see on one of those SAW movies.

jason12
26th September 2007, 03:43 AM
haha the car accident thing I rarely thing of the arrested or pat down I think of all the time. Living in manhattan they always have those things saying we can randomly check your back if we feel like it and half the time I have some kind of pe device in my backpack. I would not want to explain that lol. Sometimes I am fiddling with my device through my pants and I think what if someone though I was like trying to do some terrorist shit and jumped on me or something hah.

mikel
26th September 2007, 10:31 PM
haha the car accident thing I rarely thing of the arrested or pat down I think of all the time. Living in manhattan they always have those things saying we can randomly check your back if we feel like it and half the time I have some kind of pe device in my backpack. I would not want to explain that lol. Sometimes I am fiddling with my device through my pants and I think what if someone though I was like trying to do some terrorist shit and jumped on me or something hah.

Today I had an interview, then a piss test. The lady performing the piss test part of it was right there making sure that the piss came from my penis, (Had she been good looking, she would have had to wait for my erection to subside.:D ) and I thought, wow, what if I would have had the stretcher, or wrap on today. Now that would have been fun trying to explain what it was. (She would have more than likely thought I had some sort of piss unit on there to beat the drug test.:lol: )

Steve Madden
26th September 2007, 11:18 PM
Piss unit, now that's patent worthy material.

K-man
28th September 2007, 08:39 PM
/\ :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rum_Runner
29th September 2007, 05:45 AM
That would of been one to tell to the grand children.

K-man
29th September 2007, 09:37 AM
"Hey kids, did I ever tell you about the time.....":lol: :lol: :lol:

Rum_Runner
29th September 2007, 02:50 PM
......I had to take this piss test"

"Grandpa you just said piss."

"Yeah I know I did, now listen to the story on how your Papa got caught with his Johnson in a stretcher........."