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Shane_Bos
6th May 2005, 09:27 AM
Like the question says. Doesnt it hurt! I've only ever done it once, when i was about 7. I went crying to my mum :cry:

Clockers
6th May 2005, 10:12 AM
Yup! done that shit to when i was young it hurt like hell.

pastaboy
6th May 2005, 10:21 AM
my uncle has done it real bad twice so bad (something about mary styles) he had to go to hospital and everything he was a teenager both the times aswell

it never hapened to me though

Shane_Bos
6th May 2005, 10:49 AM
You would've thought he would've learnt after the first time.

Matt
6th May 2005, 12:25 PM
Anybody that HASN'T done this must have a willy that will fit through the wholes in a zipper... It's inevitable. It's like tasting your own Mangoo, you CAN'T be a real man till you've done it.

Go trap 'em now lads.

Valk
6th May 2005, 12:33 PM
I Have pants with buttons. :P

Godma
6th May 2005, 05:49 PM
I've nicked it very slightly, but nothing serious.

I'll give you all a tip though, incase you don't already know: Never start a BJ through your zipper, unless you're a real tough guy and can stand the grating of the zip on the sides of your schlong.

ArTee63
6th May 2005, 08:24 PM
Very funny, Godma. :lol:

I've done it once as a young lad. That's enough. After that you are VERY careful. :P

MagnumXL
6th May 2005, 08:53 PM
I have never caught my zipper on my dick cuz i always wear underwear that keeps it in. weeeee!

Dong_Johnson
6th May 2005, 10:57 PM
Has never happened to me, There's Something About Mary was all the convincing i needed to be very careful

smooth
6th May 2005, 11:39 PM
My foreskin. :x

pastaboy
7th May 2005, 06:28 AM
You would've thought he would've learnt after the first time.

this was in the 70ties when jeans were as tight as skin so putting on a pair of pants quickly was an art form that could easily go aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr mmyy
ssssssssscccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllloooo ooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
sorry i mean wrong

Ed
7th May 2005, 06:14 PM
As you say, after the first time, you are generally fairly careful. But as for them pubes! Another good reason to keep them trimmed or shaved!

Katsz
8th May 2005, 04:16 AM
It hurt like hell, the zipper pinched the underside of my penis head. That will never happen again.

Hopper
8th May 2005, 06:18 AM
After seeing something about mary I am careful. When I put it back in after peeing I make sure its secure behind boxers and kinda lean forward a little, YOU CAN NEVER BE TO CAREFUL! :cheeky:

Bobo
8th May 2005, 05:24 PM
No, never. I have control over that amazingly challenging operation.

Happy
9th May 2005, 10:04 AM
Yes, a few times:cry: not always pulling up my zipper, But after a piss & you start to put "everything" back into your shorts, something gets snaged, your dick or tea bag, and OUCH !

wern
10th May 2005, 04:29 AM
I am very careful not to get it caught. Even when blind-drunk.

Ed
19th May 2005, 04:44 PM
Ah, but how many times have you done something utterly stupid and out of character when blind drunk?

darkwarrior
27th July 2005, 07:19 PM
i dont wear pants

BIGOKE
29th July 2005, 05:20 AM
:shock: :x

The_Scientist
24th March 2009, 12:17 AM
How have 41% of people never done this, fucking ridiculous lucky bastards. :evil:

PepeLePew
24th March 2009, 02:11 AM
I had an exactly memory and I'd think I'd remember if I did...but I don't :shrugs: