View Full Version : How many of you have caught their dick in their zipper?
Shane_Bos
6th May 2005, 09:27 AM
Like the question says. Doesnt it hurt! I've only ever done it once, when i was about 7. I went crying to my mum :cry:
Clockers
6th May 2005, 10:12 AM
Yup! done that shit to when i was young it hurt like hell.
pastaboy
6th May 2005, 10:21 AM
my uncle has done it real bad twice so bad (something about mary styles) he had to go to hospital and everything he was a teenager both the times aswell
it never hapened to me though
Shane_Bos
6th May 2005, 10:49 AM
You would've thought he would've learnt after the first time.
Matt
6th May 2005, 12:25 PM
Anybody that HASN'T done this must have a willy that will fit through the wholes in a zipper... It's inevitable. It's like tasting your own Mangoo, you CAN'T be a real man till you've done it.
Go trap 'em now lads.
Valk
6th May 2005, 12:33 PM
I Have pants with buttons. :P
Godma
6th May 2005, 05:49 PM
I've nicked it very slightly, but nothing serious.
I'll give you all a tip though, incase you don't already know: Never start a BJ through your zipper, unless you're a real tough guy and can stand the grating of the zip on the sides of your schlong.
ArTee63
6th May 2005, 08:24 PM
Very funny, Godma. :lol:
I've done it once as a young lad. That's enough. After that you are VERY careful. :P
MagnumXL
6th May 2005, 08:53 PM
I have never caught my zipper on my dick cuz i always wear underwear that keeps it in. weeeee!
Dong_Johnson
6th May 2005, 10:57 PM
Has never happened to me, There's Something About Mary was all the convincing i needed to be very careful
smooth
6th May 2005, 11:39 PM
My foreskin. :x
pastaboy
7th May 2005, 06:28 AM
You would've thought he would've learnt after the first time.
this was in the 70ties when jeans were as tight as skin so putting on a pair of pants quickly was an art form that could easily go aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr mmyy
ssssssssscccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllloooo ooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
sorry i mean wrong
As you say, after the first time, you are generally fairly careful. But as for them pubes! Another good reason to keep them trimmed or shaved!
Katsz
8th May 2005, 04:16 AM
It hurt like hell, the zipper pinched the underside of my penis head. That will never happen again.
Hopper
8th May 2005, 06:18 AM
After seeing something about mary I am careful. When I put it back in after peeing I make sure its secure behind boxers and kinda lean forward a little, YOU CAN NEVER BE TO CAREFUL! :cheeky:
Bobo
8th May 2005, 05:24 PM
No, never. I have control over that amazingly challenging operation.
Happy
9th May 2005, 10:04 AM
Yes, a few times:cry: not always pulling up my zipper, But after a piss & you start to put "everything" back into your shorts, something gets snaged, your dick or tea bag, and OUCH !
wern
10th May 2005, 04:29 AM
I am very careful not to get it caught. Even when blind-drunk.
Ed
19th May 2005, 04:44 PM
Ah, but how many times have you done something utterly stupid and out of character when blind drunk?
darkwarrior
27th July 2005, 07:19 PM
i dont wear pants
BIGOKE
29th July 2005, 05:20 AM
:shock: :x
The_Scientist
24th March 2009, 12:17 AM
How have 41% of people never done this, fucking ridiculous lucky bastards. :evil:
PepeLePew
24th March 2009, 02:11 AM
I had an exactly memory and I'd think I'd remember if I did...but I don't :shrugs:
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