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wern
29th April 2005, 04:57 AM
This is a scenario that happens to us all the time. Now I will determine, through polling, how to go about picking up a hot chick.
You walk into a bar and see this chick:
http://media2.big-boys.com/files/images/bbpics/pic0943.jpg
Do you:
MagnumXL
29th April 2005, 06:04 AM
cheeky cherry method gets me uber head.
Spike
29th April 2005, 07:32 AM
It needed a few more options. :lol:
Clockers
29th April 2005, 09:44 AM
Yes it did. :cool
I couldn't 'Vote' cause you don't have the one i would use if i got the nerve to go up and say ( hi can i buy you a drink ) plain and simple.
Spike
29th April 2005, 09:52 AM
I was assuming after "Hi/Hello" you'd naturally add something else.
Clockers
29th April 2005, 10:29 AM
I'am not to sure on that Spike, there are some people who would probably just go up and say hi/hello just to see there responce!
And leave it at that to see what she may do next. :cool
Shane_Bos
29th April 2005, 12:42 PM
I would just chat to them, whether it develops into a meaningful conversation or just stays as small talk. Atleast then you get a chance to make her smile and show her your not just trying to get in her pants (despite the fact you are :twisted: )
Whats that option?
ArTee63
29th April 2005, 01:30 PM
I'd definatley ask about her "business". Seems to me she is either a stripper or a hooker.
"How much"? would be my response. :)
Thought Pro
29th April 2005, 01:43 PM
Tell her that her whore-tag is unattractive.
wern
29th April 2005, 01:48 PM
I couldn't 'Vote' cause you don't have the one i would use if i got the nerve to go up and say ( hi can i buy you a drink ) plain and simple.
No, you should say "hi, can you buy me a drink?" :mrgreen
zwmusic
29th April 2005, 05:32 PM
It needed a few more options.
Question of taste, I wouldn't waste that one. There are better choices, I know, but you can wet your pack there.
Clockers
29th April 2005, 09:45 PM
No, you should say "hi, can you buy me a drink?" :mrgreen
I'll agree with that, :mrgreen :mrgreen
wern
30th April 2005, 12:39 AM
It needed a few more options. :lol:
:evil: :mrgreen
Spike
30th April 2005, 12:56 AM
Quit moaning and go and polish your ava. :lol:
Clockers
30th April 2005, 10:15 AM
What Ava!! :lol: :lol:
wern
30th April 2005, 01:40 PM
you can add 20 options for all I care. The only options that matter to me are the CC and Bobo approaches.OOhh time for an ava. My ava is at work so I won't put it up till monday.
Clockers
30th April 2005, 05:50 PM
Is there anyway you can give us a hint, of what's to come/be your ava.
Oh please, please tell us i'am so "Excited" :P
wern
30th April 2005, 11:23 PM
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
by the way what's with people saying "hi can I buy you a drink"?? COMEON!!! That'l never get you anywhere unless the chick is a slut or is really desparate.
What about an option for continuous eye-contact from across the room. I read somewhere that most people use this approach. It is a safe way to find out if she is interested.
zwmusic
2nd May 2005, 02:31 PM
Hmmm... you can eye a girl for hours and she may even respond... until you turn around and see her kissing another bloke and then give you a smile of self satisfaction. That's a big mistake. You've got to approach her as soon as possible to know if you have a chance or where you're standing in the queue.
Bobo
2nd May 2005, 08:05 PM
Well, since one of the options was named after me, I had to go with it. Girls often want to try something they haven't had before, and a green dick is definately something they don't see every day.
wern
2nd May 2005, 10:53 PM
What about an option for continuous eye-contact from across the room. I read somewhere that most people use this approach. It is a safe way to find out if she is interested.
Ok so she looks back at you. Then what?
Spike
2nd May 2005, 10:55 PM
Hit her on the head with your cock I guess.
wern
2nd May 2005, 11:08 PM
slip her a mickey
j/k
JaredK
11th March 2008, 06:25 AM
tell her you have a lamborghini, jewelry store and a fat penis courtesy of CC
TheThreatdown
11th March 2008, 06:27 AM
^ Tell him to stop bumping threads that are older than death itself.
And dude, the answer to your next inevitable question thread is "google."
You're welcome.
wern
11th March 2008, 10:00 AM
hahahahahaha
JaredK
11th March 2008, 10:27 AM
what inevitable question and at least after i ask a question i dont ask it again im answering threads like i give a shit
K-man
11th March 2008, 11:13 AM
What's in doubt Jared?? :?
zwmusic
11th March 2008, 03:45 PM
Never voted here before. Voted the direct approach (Wanna Fuck!?). At least it will take about a second or two to know where I'm standing, save the time and hassle. :lol:
JaredK
11th March 2008, 04:29 PM
when redwood was about to get banned he mentioned choad and
you said for those in doubt and gave the definition so it was like moderating an epic fight i just thought it was hilarious
zwmusic
11th March 2008, 04:50 PM
You're talking to K-Man, JaredK? I think he said that, not me.
JaredK
11th March 2008, 05:08 PM
yup k-man i put an idea for my avatar in metallicas post for his actual avatar
zwmusic
11th March 2008, 05:13 PM
Another 492 posts to go.
K-man
11th March 2008, 05:29 PM
when redwood was about to get banned he mentioned choad and you said for those in doubt and gave the definition so it was like moderating an epic fight i just thought it was hilarious
Now I get it. Sorry, that was a bit obscure for me. After all, I've slept since then. :mrgreen
Tiger_Penis
11th March 2008, 07:12 PM
With my wry/dark sense of humor I always seem to attract women with even darker and wryer senses of humor. It makes for old flirting.
Though I always find that I have the best results when I am honest. Or when I don't care. For example, in High School I was flirting with a girl purely for information, I had her like puddy in my hands. The sad/strange thing is that I had no attraction to her.
Funny how it works sometimes.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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