Farted While Screwing?

[Grrhick]

Anyone in here ever farted while nailing a chick??, i can't say i have but i can see the possiblity of accidently letting a little sqweaker out. The thought makes me laugh, but it sure wouldn't be funny if it happened to me! :o

[hugh g rection]

Yep, I felt it coming so I just moaned really loud and kept going. I could hear it but she couldn't. The smell was another story though, haha. :lol:

[wern]

savage. I hold them in. Its called kegelling.

[Shane_Bos]

I did a silent one before but never a noisy one. Fanny farts are funny though :D

[Ed]

Silent farts are the worst :puke:

[Godma]

I farted while screwing once. Turned out fine tho - shelves are still up.

[Spike]

Ikea?

[zwmusic]

Pussy fart is very funny. Once I was screwing a girl when I heard this HUGE noise... she looked at me like this :shock:, and we both started laughing.

[Grrhick]

Pussy fart is very funny. Once I was screwing a girl when I heard this HUGE noise... she looked at me like this :shock:, and we both started laughing.

nice, lol, i guess it all depends on your relationship with the chick your bangin, cause if you hardly knew her and were half tanked at some party, it would be weird to let one rip with her or if she qwiffed, but with your girlfriend it would probably be more tolerable. Still though it makes me laugh just to think about it. I would do it with some chick i wasen't really into, but was bangin just for the hell of it, just to say i did. :)

[Grrhick]

I farted while screwing once. Turned out fine tho - shelves are still up.


What about whilst nailing?? slamming? railing? riding? ramming? Coulda been a different story???

[Spike]

Godma takes pride in his work - he's hardly likely to be nailing or slamming shelves to the wall.

[Bobo]

Farted while having sex? Yes, I have. :x :puke:

[Godma]

The only time I've ever nailed or slammed a shelf to anything was when I caught a 14 year old kid drilling holes in my precious wall using a Spur point bit instead of the proper Masonry bit. Stupid kid - I doubt he'll ever amount to anything. Well, anything except a human shelf for people to pile their crap on.

[Clockers]

Yes i farted aswell..

[Happy]

I was down enjoying my girls sweetness, when SHE did ! I thought, this little stink won't stop me, I was really into it:D Then about a second later, I felt like I'd been kicked in the head by a horse:x as she ran to the bathroom to hide.


As for me, not while having sex, but just after, you know when you say to yourself . . . Damm, I Am The Best:lol:

[Katsz]

I farted whilst receiving a blowjob one time. I ripped a silent one, and she was extremely displeased, to say the least! Later, I went down on her and again it was I who farted! That time she just laughed, because it was an audible blast and her nose was a distance away.

[wern]

I haven't had a chick fart on me before, except for pussy farts which don't really count. But I once went down on this chick that tasted fucking nasty!! I was convulsing as I was eating her out, trying to hold out, until I just decided screw this Im going home (but first I fucked her).

[OneMoreRep]

The only time I've ever nailed or slammed a shelf to anything was when I caught a 14 year old kid drilling holes in my precious wall using a Spur point bit instead of the proper Masonry bit. Stupid kid - I doubt he'll ever amount to anything. Well, anything except a human shelf for people to pile their crap on.

LMFAO

[OneMoreRep]

This Is Quite Possible The Funniest Thread Ever

[ownd]

I was down enjoying my girls sweetness, when SHE did ! I thought, this little stink won't stop me, I was really into it:D Then about a second later, I felt like I'd been kicked in the head by a horse:x as she ran to the bathroom to hide.


As for me, not while having sex, but just after, you know when you say to yourself . . . Damm, I Am The Best:lol:

i think i would vomit

[wern]

you should vomit into their pussy. I call it revenge.

[Grrhick]

Farts are the best, I love pumping iron, and when im spotting a bench press for my buddy i let a nice ripper right into his eyes, you can see them start to water and the 185 lbs slowly coming down to crush his chest.. so much for spotting, haha,

but other then that I think when you can say that you can freely fart in front of your G/f, then yous are truly a couple, it's like a sacred bond, to crack the first fart in front of your girlfriend, is quite an intense moment.. will she be disgusted? will she laugh, or will she let one rip herself?? who knows! :mrgreen

[wern]

I may be oild-fashioned but I hate it when women fart.

[Clockers]

I hate when i'am in a meeting at work and have to fart. :shock: Not good, not good at all..

[wern]

I will loudly ruffle through papers while farting (at work)

[Shane_Bos]

I work in a supermarket so i like going into the walk-in chiller we've got cos if its a really smelly one, the air gets circulated around the stock room. Love it!

[Ed]

Burping girls are a turnoff as well.

[Bobo]

I may be oild-fashioned but I hate it when women fart.
I hate it when a woman farts better than me. I always get the voice or the smell, but almost never both at the same time. :x

[Rum_Runner]

I was down enjoying my girls sweetness, when SHE did ! I thought, this little stink won't stop me, I was really into it:D Then about a second later, I felt like I'd been kicked in the head by a horse:x as she ran to the bathroom to hide.


As for me, not while having sex, but just after, you know when you say to yourself . . . Damm, I Am The Best:lol:

I found this and have not stopped laughing. I might just die laughing. The answer is yes I have farted fucking, simple as that. If you cannot fart with the one that you are with, maybe you should not be there.:D

[K-man]

I usually manage to hold out until we've finished, but there has been the odd occasion. :P

[zwmusic]

Anyone in here ever farted while nailing a chick

No, and never will... it fucks up the momentum.

[Popper]

Can't recall having done so while fucking, BUT I have once while blowing my load. Man was that nice.

[EndorphinMachine]

LMAO Rummy I love you for bumping this thread:lol::lol::lol::lol:
CC is full of treasures:mrgreen

[Rum_Runner]

ooooooooooohhhhhhhh more than we know.:cool

[The Assman]

Hahaha...yeh i have too, when i was blowing my load, it was too powerful i had to let it go! lol:mrgreen

[Rum_Runner]

So funny ^ I love the pussy farts though now that is some funny ass noises and boy does it bother the one that you are with.:cool