"Penis enlargement"? WTF?

[Bobo]

Can't believe my eyes... :shock: a penis enlargement forum! :lol: It's simply impossible to get any bigger without a surgery, so this whole forum must be a scam! :lol:

Get real, guys! :evil:

[Baseballer8]

BAN THE HERITIC :lol:

[1BigDong]

Bobo's back! Bobo's back! Yeah! All hail the great Bobo!:D

(About damn time!):lol:

[K-man]

I see you havent lost your sarcasm on your travels :lol: :lol: :lol:

Welcome back mate :wink:

[zwmusic]

Can't believe my eyes... :shock: a penis enlargement forum! :lol: It's simply impossible to get any bigger without a surgery, so this whole forum must be a scam! :lol:

Get real, guys! :evil:

Another trouble shooter, BAN the bastard! :lol:

[Bobo]

Only telling it like it is... don't shoot the messenger! :evil:

[zwmusic]

Specially when the messenger hiked 15,564 Km to bring the message. :wink:

[Bobo]

Yeah! You should be buying me beer... loads and loads of beer...

[zwmusic]

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/8431/450pxleffe900pxvy7.jpg

Great to see you back matey. :D

[Clockers]

That looks so refreshing! :D

[zwmusic]

Indeed. Great Belgium beer too.

[Clockers]

Send me 1 zw.. :P

[Bobo]

I'm licking my screen as we speak... :lol:

[Clockers]

---> Lol.

[tompson]

I'm too new to know if this is an in joke or Bobo is bitter, haha.

[Bobo]

I'm an extremely serious person, I never joke! :evil:

[Clockers]

Trust me! He's bitter..:lol:

[tompson]

Clockers was this guy you were telling me about with the micro-penis?

[Bobo]

Hey! I'm only three feet tall! In "the green man's world" a 1" penis is considered huge, with only one exception: the incredible Hulk. :evil:

http://geiri3d.klaki.net/archives/Hulk%20penis.JPG

[zwmusic]

:lol: :lol:

Where did you find a green dick for the photoshop? :lol:

[Bobo]

Where did you find a green dick for the photoshop? :lol:

I used a microscope to take a pic of my own tool... :puke:

[zwmusic]

You have an inverted hourglass shape at the base there... is it common in your planet?

[Clockers]

Clockers was this guy you were telling me about with the micro-penis?




:lol: :lol:

[Bobo]

You have an inverted hourglass shape at the base there... is it common in your planet?

Having an one-cell dick does have its disadvantages... I mean... an amoeba isn't perfectly shaped either. :x

[Clockers]

Bobo stop exaggerating! :lol:

[Bobo]

No way, I'm being serious! I've been PE'ing and I'm actually too big to fuck the bacteria anymore... :x

This is my new girlfriend:

http://www.montaraventures.com/pix/bed_bug.jpg

Mmmm.... a sexy bed bug! :mrgreen

[Clockers]

That's just sick..:lol:

[1BigDong]

You guys are just all nuts (no pun intended) thats one of the reasons I like it here I fit right in with all the crazys!:lol:

[Clockers]

Hey! Who's this asshole calling us crazies! :lol:


J/K mate.

[zwmusic]

In this case join the whoring in the "pleasure" thread. :lol:

[Bobo]

You guys are just all nuts (no pun intended) thats one of the reasons I like it here I fit right in with all the crazys!:lol:

Crazy? Me? Noo.....


Do You hear that annoying sound? I bet it's the gnomes again, spying on me... I must paint my skin with feces and wear my aluminium foil hat again so they won't be able to scan my brain while I'm sleeping... :roll:

[zwmusic]

I must paint my skin with feces

I'd pay to see that. :lol:

[Clockers]

So would --> I <-- :lol:

[Bobo]

How much? :D My bank account is quite empty after my adventures...

[Clockers]

At least 50 cents..:lol:

[zwmusic]

One quid... and I want change.

[Bobo]

Keep on dreaming, guys! :lol:

(ok, it's a deal) :puke:

[Clockers]

Ok ok' 75 cent :D But not a penny more! :lol:

[zwmusic]

I may consider not asking for change then.

[Clockers]

You's a kind sir!

[Bobo]

You's a kind sir!

Yeah, way too kind! :lol:

[1BigDong]

I'd offer one whole dollar!:shock: :lol:

[Bobo]

Wow... nice! :D Only a million more perverts and I've made my first million with the amazing feces show! :mrgreen

I've already started a marketing campaign:

http://www.allthefun.com/fun/turd.jpg

[1BigDong]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Clockers]

Timmy the turd. :lol:

[trugain]

Timmy the Turd, I hate your special days! You screw up everything with all of that bouncing and bubbling in my stomach. :lol:

[Bobo]

There's no business like turd business!

These are already selling like there's no tomorrow:

http://images.joke.co.uk/images/products/large/s99409-lge.jpg http://www.jokeshop.co.uk/userdata/PRODTHM-713.jpg http://www.drgadget.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/turd400.jpg
http://www.darksideclothing.com/acatalog/nuttierthanMSTsml.jpg http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1401200559.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg http://media.bestprices.com/content/isbn/01/0766020401.jpg

[Zoran]

OMG...if this wasn't hilarious it would've been aweful...LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

[wern]

Every time Bobo is back, he combines with Valk to create a chemical whoring reaction.

After reading the boards for a few minutes I need to jump in a turpentine shower to wash myself.

[Bobo]

:lol: Nice to see You too, wernie! :cool

[wern]

Same here, green man.

BARF :lol:

[Valk]

Where's your I'M BACK-thread wernie?

[Valk]

There's no business like turd business!

These are already selling like there's no tomorrow:

http://images.joke.co.uk/images/products/large/s99409-lge.jpg http://www.jokeshop.co.uk/userdata/PRODTHM-713.jpg http://www.drgadget.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/turd400.jpg
http://www.darksideclothing.com/acatalog/nuttierthanMSTsml.jpg http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1401200559.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg http://media.bestprices.com/content/isbn/01/0766020401.jpg

I could really smell turds watching this post.:?

[wern]

I am not a showman like some people :lol:

[Bobo]

BARF :lol:

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/barf.gif
BARF - tripentafluorophenylborane
(B-Ar-F)

[Bobo]

I could really smell turds watching this post.:?

Check Your pants! :lol:

[Valk]

All clean Sir!

[Valk]

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/barf.gif
BARF - tripentafluorophenylborane
(B-Ar-F)

Save these kind of subjects for your gf please.:o

[Clockers]

Check Your pants! :lol:


Disgusting. :lol:

[Bobo]

Save these kind of subjects for your gf please.:o

Nah, this is what we talk about:

http://cams.llnl.gov/facilities/microprobe/images/spermzn.gif

(Structure of Mammalian Sperm Nuclei) :lol:

[Bobo]

All clean Sir!

Ok, now check Your diapers! :lol:

[wern]

Hmm, so if I want to use all natural waterproofing for my roof, I should crush a mouse.

Are you still seeing the cop chick, Bobina?

[Bobo]

No, she's history. I have a weird biologist & genetics researcher Mensa-chick now! :lol:

[Valk]

I bet you didnt like the handcuff sexgames of the cop chick.:lol:

[Bobo]

Actually, those were the only things I liked... :lol:

[Valk]

I bet you liked to stun gun up your pooper too.:lol:

[Bobo]

I bet you liked to stun gun up your pooper too.:lol:

Not really, but the nightstick was quite nice! :lol: ... :roll: ... :puke:

[Valk]

Eeewwww!:x

[Bobo]

That's what the criminals said when she used it after our sessions... :lol:

[wern]

VALK PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON

[Bobo]

:shock: ...

[Valk]

VALK PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON

Fantasizing again wernie-eats-spermie?

[wern]

I am fantasising about you putting your pants back on :lol:

[Valk]

You have a leather pants fetish then?

[wern]

I do enjoy the sumptuous feel of pink leather from time to time