have you ever been cought !!!

[Zoran]

PE-ing or masturbation...
I guess that whoever is not involved in mastering the PE Technique can hardly tell the difference between this two. I recently found a poll in a magazin asking teenagers if they have ever been cought while masturbating...
So I guess it's applicable question to the PE-ing process as well... and of course how do you redeem yourself. :D :D :D

well ....

[K-man]

Yep:puke:

My old man once walked in on me when I was about 13. Dont know who was more embarrrassed. I got all the snide remarks possible for ages after that. And then he wonders why we didnt get on too well back then :neut:

[JB22]

My roomies know that I PE. just seems easier than trying to explain why i'm in my room with my door locked for so long :cool

[Zoran]

I supposs that's the easest way.. Tell 'em that you r gonna jack off and everybody leaves you alone... Just kidding...:D :D
I have never been cought but then again I have my own room plus a great hearing ...so far:D
... however I think what makes it more interesting is the thrill of being cought...that is if you are jackin' off.... or having sex...especially if it's at her parent's house. :D

[JB22]

Holy shit! don't bring up being caught by her parents... that's a touchy subject for me... not really though :lol:

Her dad is 6'4" tall and about 350 lbs. (big dude) and he came home and we heard him pull up and he decided to come straight up to her room and we BARELY got dressed before he got into her room. I'm not even allowed in her room because he is psychopathically overprotective and he threatened to throw me down the stairs just for being in her room... luckily he trusts her too much to think she would even have sex :D

[Jilted Mind]

I supposs that's the easest way.. Tell 'em that you r gonna jack off and everybody leaves you alone... Just kidding...:D :D
I have never been cought but then again I have my own room plus a great hearing ...so far:D
... however I think what makes it more interesting is the thrill of being cought...that is if you are jackin' off.... or having sex...especially if it's at her parent's house. :D
You should try danger wanking; just before climax, shout "mum" and finish off, clean up and get dressed before she enters your room.

Personally I havn't ever been caught. Thank goodness.

[Zoran]

AWESOME!!!!
Now how stupid is that...
Me and my girlfriend are dating for 8 monts now, and once she told me that her mother was preaching her about safe sex and stuff...but her father was not even considering the fact that we were fucking for a loooong time now... What an asshole...
But hey that suits me well as.... you see I'm still allowed in her room...

Of course there is this stupid moron , her brother, but I'm thinking of hooking him up with a friend of mine (real fatt ass bitch) to teach him a lesson...:D :D plus I'll be doin' a good thing :D lol

[Zoran]

[quote=Jilted Mind]You should try danger wanking; just before climax, shout "mum" and finish off, clean up and get dressed before she enters your room.

LIKE IT...LIKE IT A LOT.... the idea of course :D :D now we are talking of thrill

[frankybaby]

if you dont get a kick out of that then you can always try it naked, blindfolded, with headphones on and the door wide open while your entire family are visiting.

[Spike]

Her dad is 6'4" tall and about 350 lbs. (big dude)

Oldie!! :lol:

[hugh g rection]

I've been caught jacking off more than once. Never during sex or PE though....

[Alt_tude]

Me neither... never been caught doing any of those... :cool

[Caveman]

had my younger brother walk in on me when i was like 13 or something like that. Don't really know why I was jerking off downstairs in the living room.......

[Zoran]

I just remebered this story... one of my closest friend apparantly got cought by his father while jackin' off. What the old man told him was only:
Wash your hands and come down for dinner.
Now what about that for a reply....

[Alt_tude]

I just remebered this story... one of my closest friend apparantly got cought by his father while jackin' off. What the old man told him was only:
Wash your hands and come down for dinner.
Now what about that for a reply....

Big deal... the father is just being cool, is that a crime? :lol: :cool

Open minded parents are the best...!! :mrgreen

[Zoran]

I totally agree.... no big deal.....

[Alt_tude]

At least he didn't make him feel ashamed or something! :mrgreen Bet his dad was also caught so... hahahaha!! :twisted:

[Zoran]

hmmm...
hopefully not by his son :twisted:

[Alt_tude]

had my younger brother walk in on me when i was like 13 or something like that. Don't really know why I was jerking off downstairs in the living room.......
Dude!! :shock: What were you thinking!? :? Hahahaha!! C'mon... in the living room?? :o


hmmm...
hopefully not by his son :twisted:
God no!! Please! xDD Hahahaha!!

[Shane_Bos]

Ive had sex in my living room loadsa times when people have been in. Usualy at night though.

[Zoran]

...so the question if you've been cought does not really apply to you, right? :D

[JB22]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCCb87vvK_U

[JB22]

perfect song for this thread :lol:

[Zoran]

hahahaha niiiceeee.....
so now we have a musical background to this thread..... awesome

(btw. JB22 can you answer my dilema on kegels in my diary )

[Shane_Bos]

...so the question if you've been cought does not really apply to you, right? :D

Nope, its usualy over too quick for any one to have a chance to catch me :lol:

[Zoran]

hmmmm....

[Alt_tude]

Nope, its usualy over too quick for any one to have a chance to catch me :lol:

...quickies...:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Zoran]

I prefer the looong sessions.... even though the quickies are doing just fine ..like in the dressing room in the department store, or the plane, or even in the livingroom full of roomies.....:D

[Alt_tude]

...or even in the livingroom full of roomies.....:D

Female roomies I presume?:lol: :lol: :lol:

Kiddin'!:cool :cool :cool :mrgreen

[Zoran]

fuckin' A, man!!!!
the more the better.... just like on fuckin' bangbros hahahahaaaa:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[higherone]

Been caught jacking off when I was younger. PE isn't a problem because I let them in on it so I could get it in easier.

[zeolite]

Never been caught doing either.

[trugain]

I've never been caught, I bet its a bad feeling though.

What if you were caught right before you came, and when the person who caught you got ready to say something to you , you just shot all over the place. :lol: :lol:

[Zoran]

It just keep getting better and better... or should I say worse and worse...
:lol:

[oldwhiteguy]

Never been caught doing either, however the wife has been suspicious.:evil: :evil:

[zeolite]

Suspicious about you doing PE or the other thing? :lol:

[trugain]

I bet if anyone was to get caught jerking off, they would turn whiter then Zeolites Avatar.

By the way is that your real photo! :lol: :lol:

It's cool as hell though.

[zeolite]

No, it's not me :lol:

The man in the photo is this man: http://www.mortiis.com/

[Officespace2801]

Got caught having sex once (no one walked in the room, but I heard my mother call my dad about it) and have had several times where, while maybe they didn't see anything or couldn't be 100% sure, they were awfully suspicous.

[trugain]

I bet walls are pretty thin over there in China huh. :lol: :lol:

I bet they saw your shadow through the paper door. :lol:

[trugain]

Those Mortiis guys look sick as hell. I bet the make-up does a number on their face.

[oldwhiteguy]

Suspicious about you doing PE or the other thing? :lol:

Both. If she'd give more she wouldn't have to worry about the other!:( :( :cry: :cry:

[zeolite]

Those Mortiis guys look sick as hell. I bet the make-up does a number on their face.It's not just make-up. The guy's actually had plastic surgery to make himself look more like a troll :lol:

[ColdShroom]

Get out.

Where? What?

That's makeup.



Taken from their site..



These are comments are bullshit that we've found around the internet - they remain as a testament to the rubbish people write because of the anonimity of the internet...

Mortiis lives in a castle in Norway.
Mortiis has had plastic surgery to look the way he does.
Mortiis stabbed his mother to death.
Mortiis is a raving alcoholic and drug-user.
Mortiis died and came back from the dead.
Mortiis is married.
Mortiis can't drink.
Mortiis is not human.
Mortiis and friends sacrifice animals in the forest.
Someone was sadistically murdered in the house he lives in.

[The Big Banana]

I cant help but look at this and think gimmick. Kind of like Slipknot for the goth crowd. When I went to their Myspace page *shudders* it sounded like they were trying to be almost a poor mans NIN.

[trugain]

Hey at least they are smart enough to get the bills paid. Very good marketing and branding on their part.