Valk
20th March 2005, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Goliath
ANALYSIS OF PEING AREAS
We all have a place where we PE. If we didn't we wouldn't be PEing obviously. We usually have a preferred area where we PE. It could be the bedroom, bathroom, maybe even the lounge room or toilet. I will explore all these rooms into detail and give their advantages and disadvantages as well as provide a personal rating. Of course that not everones house is the same so these will just be generalisations.
BEDROOM
The bed room can be a very private place. Some bedrooms can also have some nice things such as pornography on posters on the walls to aid with keeping erections. Or televisions to pass the time or actually watch porn on. There is usually a nice comfortable bed to sit on and is usually at a good temperature. However there is nowhere to warm up so you have to do it in the bathroom for towel wraps and kitchen for wheat/rice bags. So we already mentioned the bedroom can be a privated place. This is especially true if your door has a lock installed. This will prevent those living with you from entering. If you don't you may be able to block the door or organise it so they are not home when you are PEing or just take a chance which can be very risky. I rate the bedroom 7/10.
BATHROOM
Probably one of the safest places to PE but at the same time it is unsafe. It should have a lock on the door however everyone uses the bathroom regulary so there could be some knocking on the door which can be annoying. Not to mention they could get suspicious which means you have to answer to their questions (what are you doing in there? Etc). There is a sink to heat up the towel if you warm up that way or maybe you could just use the bath or shower which is really effective. The bath or shower can be an area to clean off the lube afterwards also which helps. However bathrooms can be cold and uncomfortable. Not to mention boring. Most of us do not have heating in bathrooms (at least I don't, if you do good for you). Most of us do not have cosy little chairs to sit on and have to sit on the edge of the bath or something (maybe the toilet if it is in the same room as the bathroom). There is nothing entertaining in there and usually they are plain which can make the PEing slow and boring. Also becareful not to make any suspicious sounds if the floor is tiled. There may be an echo.
This can be avoided by using devices that make more sound that you do.
Examples: Running water (keep it on low intensity to avoid wasting too much water) or a small fan based heater which makes a humming noise and makes perfectly sense to use on a toilet.
I give it a rating of 6/10 because though often cold and uncomfortable it can usually be a secure place.
SHOWER
The shower is ofcourse part of the bathroom, but I wanted to mention it seperately. Thats because it is, in my opinion, a better place to PE then in just anywhere of the bathroom. With PE'ing in the shower I mean PE'ing with running water. There are a couple of benefits of PE'ing with running water. Firstly, it gives your cock a good warm-up and makes sure that the blood keeps flowing. Secondly, it gives you the perfect alibi. Just say you were having a ultra long shower. The running water also makes sure that all your sloppy and groaning sounds wont be hear by others.
Disadvantage: No access to porn to stabilizise you erection level.
I rate this place 9/10
TOILET
For those whos toilet is in a separate place it can be a very secure area. If people start asking questions about what you are doing just say you are taking a massive shit or something like that. It should be secure with a lock. There is no where to warm up in the actual room but you can just take a warm towel or wheat bag with you. The toilet seat can also be rather comfortable depending on the seat itself. It can be a little cold but because they are usually small rooms they can warm up after a little while. Because the room is usually small it can make you feel a little closed in which may take the comfort level down a notch. There is usually not much to look at in there either. I give it a rating of 6/10 although very small usually. It can be comfortable to sit on the toilet and is very secure.
KITCHEN
Why the hell are you doing it in the kitchen. It is definately not a place to PE with all those knives about not to mention it is often out in the open or unsecure. There may be seating and a microwave for those rice/wheat bag lovers out there though. Still it is not the place. It gets 2/10.
LOUNGE ROOM
The lounge room is probably the most comfortable room in the house. It is usually heated well and has nice comfortable couches around. Not to mention a TV (often a good size) where you can watch the porn. Though there is nothing stopping you from being seen by others living with you. There is no place to warm up so just get the thing you need from the right room. The lounge room itself is usually visually good to the eyes and is at least medium size. It can be a good place to PE if noone is home of course. I give it a 5/10 because it is very risky but is great when you are home alone. What if they come home without you knowing though!
OUTSIDE
What the hell are you thinking. This is the worst place to PE this gets a 0/10!!
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Now we have seen my reviews of some of the rooms and areas you can PE in. The best place to PE in is somewhere secure, that should be the main pirority. Somewhere comfortable is important too, a television can be a good comfort but is not needed. So just look around the house there will be a room that will stand out for you to PE.
ANALYSIS OF PEING AREAS
We all have a place where we PE. If we didn't we wouldn't be PEing obviously. We usually have a preferred area where we PE. It could be the bedroom, bathroom, maybe even the lounge room or toilet. I will explore all these rooms into detail and give their advantages and disadvantages as well as provide a personal rating. Of course that not everones house is the same so these will just be generalisations.
BEDROOM
The bed room can be a very private place. Some bedrooms can also have some nice things such as pornography on posters on the walls to aid with keeping erections. Or televisions to pass the time or actually watch porn on. There is usually a nice comfortable bed to sit on and is usually at a good temperature. However there is nowhere to warm up so you have to do it in the bathroom for towel wraps and kitchen for wheat/rice bags. So we already mentioned the bedroom can be a privated place. This is especially true if your door has a lock installed. This will prevent those living with you from entering. If you don't you may be able to block the door or organise it so they are not home when you are PEing or just take a chance which can be very risky. I rate the bedroom 7/10.
BATHROOM
Probably one of the safest places to PE but at the same time it is unsafe. It should have a lock on the door however everyone uses the bathroom regulary so there could be some knocking on the door which can be annoying. Not to mention they could get suspicious which means you have to answer to their questions (what are you doing in there? Etc). There is a sink to heat up the towel if you warm up that way or maybe you could just use the bath or shower which is really effective. The bath or shower can be an area to clean off the lube afterwards also which helps. However bathrooms can be cold and uncomfortable. Not to mention boring. Most of us do not have heating in bathrooms (at least I don't, if you do good for you). Most of us do not have cosy little chairs to sit on and have to sit on the edge of the bath or something (maybe the toilet if it is in the same room as the bathroom). There is nothing entertaining in there and usually they are plain which can make the PEing slow and boring. Also becareful not to make any suspicious sounds if the floor is tiled. There may be an echo.
This can be avoided by using devices that make more sound that you do.
Examples: Running water (keep it on low intensity to avoid wasting too much water) or a small fan based heater which makes a humming noise and makes perfectly sense to use on a toilet.
I give it a rating of 6/10 because though often cold and uncomfortable it can usually be a secure place.
SHOWER
The shower is ofcourse part of the bathroom, but I wanted to mention it seperately. Thats because it is, in my opinion, a better place to PE then in just anywhere of the bathroom. With PE'ing in the shower I mean PE'ing with running water. There are a couple of benefits of PE'ing with running water. Firstly, it gives your cock a good warm-up and makes sure that the blood keeps flowing. Secondly, it gives you the perfect alibi. Just say you were having a ultra long shower. The running water also makes sure that all your sloppy and groaning sounds wont be hear by others.
Disadvantage: No access to porn to stabilizise you erection level.
I rate this place 9/10
TOILET
For those whos toilet is in a separate place it can be a very secure area. If people start asking questions about what you are doing just say you are taking a massive shit or something like that. It should be secure with a lock. There is no where to warm up in the actual room but you can just take a warm towel or wheat bag with you. The toilet seat can also be rather comfortable depending on the seat itself. It can be a little cold but because they are usually small rooms they can warm up after a little while. Because the room is usually small it can make you feel a little closed in which may take the comfort level down a notch. There is usually not much to look at in there either. I give it a rating of 6/10 although very small usually. It can be comfortable to sit on the toilet and is very secure.
KITCHEN
Why the hell are you doing it in the kitchen. It is definately not a place to PE with all those knives about not to mention it is often out in the open or unsecure. There may be seating and a microwave for those rice/wheat bag lovers out there though. Still it is not the place. It gets 2/10.
LOUNGE ROOM
The lounge room is probably the most comfortable room in the house. It is usually heated well and has nice comfortable couches around. Not to mention a TV (often a good size) where you can watch the porn. Though there is nothing stopping you from being seen by others living with you. There is no place to warm up so just get the thing you need from the right room. The lounge room itself is usually visually good to the eyes and is at least medium size. It can be a good place to PE if noone is home of course. I give it a 5/10 because it is very risky but is great when you are home alone. What if they come home without you knowing though!
OUTSIDE
What the hell are you thinking. This is the worst place to PE this gets a 0/10!!
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Now we have seen my reviews of some of the rooms and areas you can PE in. The best place to PE in is somewhere secure, that should be the main pirority. Somewhere comfortable is important too, a television can be a good comfort but is not needed. So just look around the house there will be a room that will stand out for you to PE.