Pick Up Lines - Your ABSOLUTE best ones..

[Matt]

We all know one liners don't work. However, men have known they don't work for years, in fact, they stopped working in the eighties. Because of this, very few men use them expecting success.

To this end, I believe that possibly one-liners DO have a place in a man's arsenal nowadays cos they seem a little fresher now.

Which ones have you tried that REALLY work?

[Matt]

"Don't shout or I'll kill you"

[Shane_Bos]

"wana fuck?" - only works on the ugly ones :D But then again, most pick up lines will.

[wern]

I walked up to this chick waiting to get served at a bar,
chick is blonde (long hair), blue eyes, skinny

me: hi........... I was wondering if you can do me a favour.........
her: yes?
me: I'm here to "meet" a woman, have you seen any potentially available women here?
her: the bartender might be available
me (look at her for 2 secs then eye the tall hot bartender) hmmm, she isn't really my type. Her hair is too short.... she is a little too tall for my tastes..... and she looks a little slutty.. I go for women with blond hair..... a little shoirter than that, cute-looking... umm (look into her eyes for 2 seconds) blue eyes... screw the bartender, HELLLOOOO (in sleezy voice to her).

This chick then laughed and asked me what my name was, then told me how her boyfriend just broke up with her. We had drinks talked, exchanged numbers, badda bing badda boom (I never pick chicks at clubs for fucking, you just know your going to get an STD of a chick willing to do that)

[Spike]

I think most pick up lines are written by men, which why they don't work, unless you're gay. :lol:

The Japanese apparently worked out the ultimate line - "I hope we're still laughing together next year" :neut:

[Matt]

:lol: :lol: :lol: lol Spike the jap one worked on me I'm sold... lol it's so shit.

Wernstrum, yours rocks!!!:D gonna try it.

[wern]

good luck with it. :mrgreen

[EndorphinMachine]

Nice shoes...wanna fuck? :lol:

Badda Bing Badda Boom, fuck with me or seal your doom! ( I just made up that one ok..)