Talk About Embarassing!!!

[jason12]

Well if anyone has read my other post they know that I have recently purchased a traction device to work with my normal pe routine. After having it for a week I was very eager to use it. Last night I thought I would start my new routine being that my routine always starts on a Sunday. 1st I would like to add that I work 6 days a week and usually don't get a lot of sleep. Also I would like to add that I do live at home. Now back to the story. I did a good long warm up and did my routine. The routine went great and after jelqing I took a hot shower and then strapped on this thing. While wearing it I thought to myself what could I do for the next hour or so. I wound up watching TV. While I was watching TV I felt myself getting extremely tired so I set my phone alarm to go off in an hour incase I fell asleep. I made sure the device was on correct and then fell asleep for a little bit. Now what happened in between these times I don't know but all I know is I wake up to my dad yelling at me that's its 10:00. Now I fell asleep on my couch and I woke up in my bed some how and I don't know what happened there. At 1st im freaking out cause I was supposed to be at work already. Next I remember the device. I quickly run upstairs to find that its on the coffee table and everything that was around it is now gone. Now in the time before I got to it my mom/sister/father were all up so they ALL must have seen it. I jumped in the shower and ran out my house and didn't get home from work until around 10 and brought my friends in with my just incase they think about bringing it up. hahahahaha o man just thought I would share that with everyone on here thought maybe it would amuse some people.

[ownd]

lmao that is funny as fuk, i would not ever risk that though lol being caught with that ouch . Id be so embarassed

[jason12]

hahaha the funniest part is the thing was set on like the biggest there is so not only does my family thing that im doing some weird stuff but they thing im packing some insane heat. haha im gonna wake up and my dads gonna be wearing it lol.

[jason12]

I wish I could have seen my face when I ran upstairs and just saw a empty coffee table with this thing just sittin there. My family must have been so freaked out that they took everything off but didnt move the device one cm hahaha. I must have stared at it for a good 5 minutes.

[Officespace2801]

I've really gotta ask: What in the hell were you thinking falling asleep on your family's couch wearing that thing?! I could understand if you were in your bedroom...but the couch?!

Either way, this story clearly illustrates why I would never buy a traction device.

[soserious]

You know, falling asleep with it on can be dangerous. If it somehow reduces teh blood supply too mcuh it can kill the tissue (no dick..).
I think that whomever removed it from your body was doing youa favour. They probably didn`t want their son to lose his manhood. Be glad of them, not embarressed.

NEVER fall asleep when there is something restricting the blood to any part of your dick. Even if it feels fine when you are awake, all it needs is to block one vein and you can get a blood clot which can kill you.

Peace.
ss

[Axlerod]

That is classic :D

So did you remove the device in a sleepy haze, and just leave it on the coffee table and go up to bed?

[jason12]

yeah im guessing thats what happened. Yeah noone in my family took it off of me while i was sleeping hahaha. Mom comes down see my dick tied up and thinks its captured and tries to freee it hahaha

[1BigDong]

FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Pugilist]

Dude I've had my dad walk on me a couple of times while wet jelqing and I've had my mom find wierd penis contraptions. It is embarassing, but then again people are highly nosey

[Clockers]

lmao..:lol: :lol: :lol:


That reminds me of something stupid I did? :puke:

Anyways I was on my computer posting on here (cheeky-cherry) well my Mother & Joe (my stepfather) was home at the time, I was always careful when on CC..Well I completely forgot about closing the CC window before going out on my deck to have a smoke..then all of a sudden' I hear my mom yelling Joe'-Joe'' Stevie's trying to enlarge his penis...:shock: I thought to myself--> Oh'Fuck! :shock: I forgot to close the window, my eyes almost popped right out of my sockets..:shock:

After awhile I told them -----> Hey It Works! :D


But for some unknown reason the look on there faces wasn't --> :D It was --> :shock:

Believe me; I could have shit myself..:lol: :lol:

[soserious]

aha, yeah I remember that well Clockers!

[Clockers]

I thought some of you would have remembered me telling that horrible (embarrassing) story before..:lol:

[Officespace2801]

Haha, great story Clockers. The fact that your mom was blurting that out is what makes it priceless. :lol:

[[Bang Bang]]

Lol that is funny. I rememeber when I as like 17 I fell asleep beating off...lol...my mom came in the next morning and was like, wake up..
I had my hand still on my penis and pants down..
hahahaha

[Clockers]

:lol: Some of the shit we get caught doing in our live's..I tell'ya! :lol:

[BigDominicanDick]

Lmao Lmao Yo u sound like u were in the movie American Pie..Lmao..I nearly choked laughing to funny..got anymore stories???I think someone needs to get an agent make a movie

[Clockers]

If it helps I did like the movie American Pie..:mrgreen

[jason12]

HAHAHAHA clockers that was funny as hell hah. That deffinaly beats my story hah. See my parents were too embarassed to say anyting or to mention a thing.