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Nationalistjapan
1st May 2006, 01:00 PM
I have a grave problem indeed. My penis seems to be twisted along its axis. It is straight except that at the base, the penis seems slightly rotated. So, when I have an erection, the penis comes straight out, but in a lopsided way. Can anyone help me on how to correct this?
zeolite
1st May 2006, 02:08 PM
I've had a similar problem and over time jelqing has started to correct it.
1BigDong
1st May 2006, 02:55 PM
And Zeo would know this for sure, because there is no one more "twisted" then him!:lol:
Nationalistjapan
1st May 2006, 04:26 PM
well, i don't understand how jelqing can correct the twisted-ness at the BASE of the penis. It would make sense that it would correct it in the middle.
ColdShroom
1st May 2006, 07:24 PM
There may not be any way to 'correct' this.. aside from looking perhaps a little odd, is it a problem? You don't piss around corners or anything do you? :lol:

The first thing that came to mind was to simply do manual manipulation.. exagerated bends in the opposite direction of the natural bend... jelqs could help, I guess..

Make yourself a Penis Marshall and tension up one side more than the other.. :D:D

(you never know!)
demon
1st May 2006, 07:28 PM
Twist it at the base, over time this well fix the problem. Only thing that jelqing will not help is getting a banana dick straight. Well it CAN but it takes YEARS to do it. :(
ColdShroom
1st May 2006, 08:52 PM
At first glance.. I read the thread title as 'Toasted/Roasted Penis' :cry:

The opening line.. 'I have a grave problem indeed...'

Fuck me.. INDEED!
zeolite
1st May 2006, 09:11 PM
Sounds like that could be a delicacy in some countries :lol:
oldwhiteguy
2nd May 2006, 02:57 AM
At first glance.. I read the thread title as 'Toasted/Roasted Penis' :cry:

The opening line.. 'I have a grave problem indeed...'

Fuck me.. INDEED!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nationalistjapan
5th May 2006, 09:14 AM
You are all very helpful. Thank you so much, keep the suggestions coming! I feel the love.
zeolite
5th May 2006, 10:58 AM
I've had a similar problem and over time jelqing has started to correct it.Seriously, I didn't have any hope of being able to fix it. It wasn't until after several months of jelqing that I one day noticed the difference. I'm afraid I can't comment about what sort of technique I used since I wasn't aiming to fix this since I didn't even think it could be fixed. All I can say is that it did/is working for me but took a long time so don't give up :wink: