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wern
6th April 2005, 01:47 AM
Where I come from we have a lot of different ways to say Penis. Actually we never say the word Penis itself. In our dictionary the closest entry to penis is "dick" so if you say Dick you are viewed as a scientist.

Anyways, here are some of the aussie terms:

Cock, Porker, Poking stick, Schlong, Willie, Wang, Wanger, Dong, Rocket, Heat Seaker, PeePee, WeeWee, the *whistling sound*.

Got any more? World, please enlighten us Australians. Crikey.
Steve Madden
6th April 2005, 02:47 AM
Slicky Rick Bitch!
Katsz
6th April 2005, 03:20 AM
Pisspipe
One-eyed snake
Unit

I guess that's all I can think of right now.
JB22
6th April 2005, 05:45 AM
wiener, johnson, meat, mushroom head
outofit
6th April 2005, 06:35 AM
bullwinkle
i always say i have to tinkle with my bullwinkle
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itsgrowing
6th April 2005, 08:46 AM
bullwinkle
i always say i have to tinkle with my bullwinkle

Purple headed womb broom
wern
6th April 2005, 11:34 AM
umm tha womb stretcha http://www.geocities.com/the_general.rm/00000045.gif
Ed
6th April 2005, 12:46 PM
Gear, tackle, prick
Shane_Bos
6th April 2005, 01:01 PM
I cant think if any more right now :(
Spike
6th April 2005, 02:16 PM
You knobs.

(Might be an idea to tell us your location - unless you're one of those Theiving Gypsy Bastards - see Viz for details)
JB22
6th April 2005, 02:16 PM
skin flute, sausage, bratwurst
Ed
6th April 2005, 06:00 PM
Salami
Valk
6th April 2005, 06:02 PM
Location: The Nipplelands

Slang: Piemeltje Pammeltje
zwmusic
6th April 2005, 10:06 PM
Little friend (before PE'ing), after... roll of sausage. :mrgreen
Dude
6th April 2005, 11:17 PM
Junk...Garbage

:cool
zwmusic
7th April 2005, 04:02 PM
Junk...Garbage

:cool

On a bad PE'ing day, or when you have the most delicious girl waiting for you to make her happy and all it does is to stay half erect.
Dude
7th April 2005, 07:15 PM
:lol: :lol:

I dont know ZW, i think it has a nice ring to it...i dont mean to make it sound like my dick is shitty, but i think it flows nice to say, for example, "Ha! He got hit in the junk!"


...maybe it's just me?...I'll shutup now

:cool

-Dude
hugh g rection
7th April 2005, 09:06 PM
umm tha womb stretcha http://www.geocities.com/the_general.rm/00000045.gif


Hey, hey, what do you think you are doing there sir?

Check the sig, I am the stretcha. :wink:
wern
7th April 2005, 11:17 PM
he's on to me. *runs away*

http://www.geocities.com/the_general.rm/00000045.gif
zwmusic
8th April 2005, 07:41 PM
:lol: :lol:

I dont know ZW, i think it has a nice ring to it...i dont mean to make it sound like my dick is shitty, but i think it flows nice to say, for example, "Ha! He got hit in the junk!"


...maybe it's just me?...I'll shutup now

:cool

-Dude

:wink: