Do you play an Instrument?

['TheBugKahuna']

I tricked you...What I really want to know is; have you seen the muffin man?

So why did you choose that instrument? How long did it take you to learn? Did you enjoy it at first?

[wern]

Are you calling me a trick? Biotch!


I don't have a clue what you're on about. Whats a muffin man??

['TheBugKahuna']

lol. Bad joke. My real question is if anyone on here plays an instrument?

[wern]

I eat muffins for breakfast.

Yes I can play an instrument. I play it every night actually. Pretty good at it too. Might go professional soon.

['TheBugKahuna']

Your funny.

[Valk]

I eat muffins for breakfast.

Yes I can play an instrument. I play it every night actually. Pretty good at it too. Might go professional soon.

People say I play my instrument very well, but I never believe them :evil:

[Shane_Bos]

My instuments too small at the moment, :( , hoping to get a bigger one asap though.

[wern]

hey guys, I don't know what your all on about. I was talking about a geniune instrument. Sheesh. I think I have reached the point where people wont take me seriously anymore. :(

[Shane_Bos]

I think its because you said 'instrument' rather than naming the thing you play. It allowed it to be open for interpretation. It was Bugs dirty mind.

[Valk]

Hmmm, you were talking about snoring, ight? Thats a real instrument.

[wern]

Is snoring an instrument? hmm. Well I do snore and talk in my sleep. I actually talk like a devil. You ever seen that movie little nicky?

by the way guys I was kidding about the instrument, I play the Tallywhacker

[Valk]

Hmm, I thought you actually made a profound joke. Who was I kidding? You were talking about you purple helmed soldier again.

[Shane_Bos]

I thought he was talking about his cock all along, maybe just wishful thinking :roll:

[wern]

LOL I see we are subscribers to the same penis thesaurus. Good good. Its all about my Pork Sword baby.

[Valk]

Thats it! Rep point!

[Shane_Bos]

Dude how many names for your dick do you have? Everytime i read a post it invloves your dick but its always called something different. Ive never been good with names :D

[wern]

Aussies have a zillion slang terms.

poking stick
schlong
wang/wanger
dong/donger
...
I smell a new thread coming

[Shane_Bos]

Do it! We can make the worlds largest list, starting tomorow, night night.

['TheBugKahuna']

Seriously, does anyone here play any musical instrument(s)?

[MagnumXL]

OH YEAH! I PLAY THE PENIS INSTRUMENT! HAHA HA HA... ha..? =[ sorry too played out. :puke:

[wern]

do you play an instrument bug? I used to play the flute. I sucked at it though

[MagnumXL]

i played the drums. nowa days i jam on the guitar when im not playing my penis.

[JB22]

Bass Guitar...played in a band for a little while, now I just Jam with my friends.

[Clockers]

Piano!


lol haven't played in a good while.

[Valk]

I play guitar, piano, sing, compose, make weird sounds with computers and fart on commando.

[wern]

Fart on command? Must be a hit with the ladies :wink:

i fart on command druing sex. sometimes not on command.

[Ed]

do you play an instrument bug? I used to play the flute. I sucked at it though

What are we talking about again? Instruments or tackle? (See Penis Thesarus)

By the way, I play the fiddle.

[Dude]

I play the drums...have been playing for 10 years! :cool


-Dude

['TheBugKahuna']

What motivated you guys to start playing?

I took piano lessons when I was a kid, thats about it- I suck at the piano though.

[Clockers]

Not sure me and my 'neice" oneday went to a paino class and desided to pay for lesson's then i wrote a song called the "melody, then after a few years of playing i basicly just stoped and gave my 'neice, the paino; weird you think.

[wern]

How old was your niece when you gave her a whole darn paino??? she must be greatful.

Bug, I started playing flute because they made me at school. Damn music classes. I woulda like the teacher to give me private flute lessons at home though.. oh well.

[Spike]

Not sure me and my 'neice"

Why is your neice enclosed in inverted comma?

[MagnumXL]

aka sex object...

[Clockers]

Well she is Very nice looking she'll be 19 but she could very well be a model if she wanted too but some people just don't want the fame to go with it i know i wouldn't. :cool


the paino that i gave her was a digital paino i only payed about 6 or 700 dollors for it so to me it was no big deal plus she was worth it anyways!! :) :cool

[Valk]

does a paino sound the same as a piano?

[Godma]

Except AFTER 'c'.

Niece.

[zwmusic]

I play guitar, piano, sing, compose, make weird sounds with computers and fart on commando.

Once I heard the most weird recording of a british guy 'playing' his 'fart concerto' with orchestra. It sounded awful and I definitely wouldn't like to be playing in the orchestra. That was indeed farting on command.

[Valk]

Yeah, it would suck if your playing seat would be right behind him. Interesting concept though, as I am always looking for new influences for my songs.

[zwmusic]

as I am always looking for new influences for my songs.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Valk]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You know, I believe that if you keep looking at those smilies long enough, they would make you mental. They're so repetitive and look at how weird those guys move their upper lip. Insane!

[Ed]

move away from the smilies!

[zwmusic]

Yup, keep away from them.

[Valk]

I can't. :( They're so addictive :cry: :( :o :neut: :) :? :wink: :x :puke: :x :shock: :x

[Shane_Bos]

Wasnt there a limit to like 4 smilies a post?? :?

[OneMoreRep]

OH YEAH! I PLAY THE PENIS INSTRUMENT! HAHA HA HA... ha..? =[ sorry too played out. :puke:

skin flute?

[zwmusic]

I play the tubeform bass wang.

['TheBugKahuna']

I knew I should'nt have asked this question on a PE forum... :lol:

[OneMoreRep]

:lol:

[smooth]

I usta play the guitar. Haven't picked it up in years though. :?

[Shane_Bos]

I pick mine up all the time, cant play the bloody thing though. Havnt got the patience to learn.

[Spike]

You should have bought the "Air" model - you'd be really good in no time time.

[OneMoreRep]

You should have bought the "Air" model - you'd be really good in no time time.

i'd agree, i've got an orcestra of "air" models.. and i'm quite good at ALL of them. if i do say so myself.

[Shane_Bos]

Do you play them all at the same time?

[Valk]

All you lazy fooks. Pick up a real instrument and make the world a better place.

[Miccius]

I am an awesome drummer!

[wern]

I am a drumming enthusiast. Also like the bongo.

[JaredK]

guitar all the way

[zwmusic]

Now I'm playing the bass wang on a butt bongo... thinking about increasing the band from two to... let's say, five. :cheeky: