I'm a belligerent drunk

[hugh g rection]

And thats the way I fucking like it. I highly recommend it to any of you guys who have/had trouble with women. Over the years I have found out that women really are a mind over matter issue. They have no minds, so really none of it matters. I'm not saying use it as an excuse, because I'm just as insulting and tactless sober but there is an element of brashness with being drunk.

Ah beautiful, this is taking way too long to type. I now go to pass out or something.

[The Big Banana]

Try to sleep on your side. have a good night.

[Clockers]

When he wake's up he probably wont even remember he wrote that post. :lol:

[BigBadBear]

That's a very well-written post for a drunk, although he lost it in the last sentence a bit. :lol:

[zwmusic]

We only get to understand women when we're drunk... I wonder why.

[zeolite]

Maybe because all women are secretly drunk 24 hours a day :lol:

[zwmusic]

That might well be true, they never make fucking sense.

[Wendell]

We only get to understand women when we're drunk... I wonder why.

Probably because, at least in my experience, they start to think more like guys: they get more aggressive and they are not affraid to admit that they actually want sex

[zeolite]

Surely that would happen when they're drunk, not when we're drunk :wink:

[zwmusic]

The trick is to get them drunk first, then you can open your heart (and your zip :twisted: ).

[zeolite]

and then their zip too :D

[Bobo]

That's a very well-written post for a drunk, although he lost it in the last sentence a bit. :lol:
I have been here very drunk for a few times, and I can say it is possible to type without errors if You take it reeeaaaalllllyyyyy slow. I can imagine how long he had to concentrate on that, with his nose touching the screen! :lol:

[Godma]

Dumb. ....

['TheBugKahuna']

Nipple...

[BigBadBear]

I suppose he did say it was taking him ages to type, so you might be right there Bobo. :)

[ThirdLeg]

wadda ya know im drinking right now..

[Katsz]

Me too! Cheers to alcohol! :D

[wern]

Alcohol is bad mmmkay

[hugh g rection]

Yea, I'm not really sure why I wrote that but hey. I always sleep on my side so no worries.

Although Godma thinks I'm dumb so that hurts my feelings. :lol:

[Spike]

Are you? :lol:

[hugh g rection]

That depends on what you consider dumb. If you take standardized tests then no, I'm the complete opposite of dumb.

If drinking a whole buttload of everclear in one evening makes you dumb, then apparently I am.

It's open to interpretation. :lol:

[MagnumXL]

We are going to have a lot more alcoholics on cc now :?

[BigBadBear]

We might have to make an official 'drunken discussion' thread at this rate. :lol:

[The Big Banana]

Hugh, were you mixing the everclear with something, or just attempting suicide?

[Bobo]

Yo, sprry if I interrupt something, but sinve this is the drunken tread I thought I'd contribute. _So Hi all! Bobo sin´gning out.

[hugh g rection]

Hugh, were you mixing the everclear with something, or just attempting suicide?

Mixing of course. No one should ever drink it straight. I had kool aid, mountain dew, and powerade in there with the everclear. You can't taste the booze that way. I rarely drink like this anymore, and I probably won't be again for several months.

I'm one of those people who can just start and stop things like drinking, smoking, masturbating, whatever. I don't get addicted for some reason, but I wouldn't ever push my luck with anything worse than a little booze.

[The Big Banana]

I guess youve just got a strong will. I think most people are more likely to get addicted to smoking than drinking.

[hugh g rection]

Sure, there is that. There is also the fact I can't afford to drink that often. :lol: Even if I could though I wouldn't. I just like to get blitzed every now and then and see what happens.