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Matt
30th March 2005, 06:37 AM
http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quiz/likejailbait.html
:D
wern
30th March 2005, 08:19 AM
hmmm i chose to nail 6 chicks. 5 of them were underage...oops:mrgreen
Clockers
30th March 2005, 10:12 AM
I liked that passed every one of them.. :P
accept for #10 i failed 'Fuck' :x
she was hot too!!
ArTee63
30th March 2005, 11:59 AM
2 out of my 5 were underagers. Not too bad....I guess.
Godma
30th March 2005, 12:09 PM
I got the same result as Artee. Except, as Matt already pointed out, here in ol' Blightly I wouldn't be doing a damn thing wrong! Yeehaa!!
Shane_Bos
30th March 2005, 12:21 PM
4 out of 5 underagers, though over here in the UK, 16's legal so im in the clear :D
wern
30th March 2005, 05:46 PM
4 out of 5 underagers, though over here in the UK, 16's legal so im in the clear :D
same in australia. aren't we lucky.
Shane_Bos
30th March 2005, 09:58 PM
My girlfriend's 16 so yes, incredibly :D
wern
30th March 2005, 10:10 PM
My girlfriend's 16 so yes, incredibly :D
how old r u shane?
Shane_Bos
30th March 2005, 10:16 PM
I'll be 19 in April, i know it may seem a bit weird but i dont see her as an age. When i first met her, i thought she was my age anyway so i dont notice her being younger, in the way she looks or acts, if i could then they may be a problem as itd be too weird for me. It dont bother me and shes legal so hooray!
wern
30th March 2005, 10:25 PM
I'll be 19 in April, i know it may seem a bit weird but i dont see her as an age. When i first met her, i thought she was my age anyway so i dont notice her being younger, in the way she looks or acts, if i could then they may be a problem as itd be too weird for me. It dont bother me and shes legal so hooray!
sure sure... cradle snatcher.
just kidding mate, it's legal for a reason: there's nothing wrong with it.
Older women are so much more fun though. You're only 19 so I'm sure you'll get to experience fucking older chicks (at least 2-3 years older than yourself).
Shane_Bos
30th March 2005, 10:26 PM
I can only hope so mate...
wern
30th March 2005, 10:30 PM
I can only hope so mate...
Trust me mate they are so much better (well I am talking about women up to the age of 30 - I have hooked up with a 28 yr old when I was 22) They are very vigorous and know what they are doing. 16-18 yr olds are mostly inexperienced and therefore boring!
No offense to your gf. Tell her I said hi. Tell her your bud wernstrum from a penis enlargement forum said hello.
Shane_Bos
30th March 2005, 10:36 PM
She dont know about this place, though sometimes i'll talk about it and just say its a forum to talk about general stuff, so technicaly im not lying to her. I'll tell her Wernstrum said hi though.
As for the sex, i've only ever had it with one other person so i've only got her to compare it to and it is good. We've been together just over 3 months and its not boring which is what i found with my last g/f. I think its because its alot more spontaneous and less of a routine. My ex g/f always used to have the same routine in sex which was me on top for a bit, her on top til she came then maybe a bit of doggy if i still couldnt cum. Now that got tedious.
I may have to try one of these 'Older Women' of which you speak so highly about though, how much do they cost?
wern
30th March 2005, 10:44 PM
I may have to try one of these 'Older Women' of which you speak so highly about though, how much do they cost?
That's nasty!
I think in general the younger chicks aren't as good because they aren't experienced. Some are good because they have either had it a few times, or know their bodies well (translation - they mastrubate). These young chicks are the diamonds in the rough, and in my experience they aren't that common.
If you are having fun with this chick then enjoy and stay put. Personally I wouldn't get too attached - once they can legally enter a club/pub they will go wild and will prob break up with you or cheat on you or both. Older chicks have already been through that, they know what's out there, what they want etc.
Ie. I have a 6.5 incher. First 2 chicks I fucked were quite unimpressed with it. I said fuck that after a while and moved on. The chicks since, who have some experience have liked it quite a bit. Some have said things like oh my god and "fuck" when they saw it, and "that is a beautiful cock" seriously. And 6.5inch is in the average range.
What is the lesson here kids? Fuck more experienced chicks :)
coz they will appreciate it more.
Shane_Bos
30th March 2005, 10:47 PM
once they can legally enter a club/pub they will go wild and will prob break up with you or cheat on you or both
Cheers for that mate, i'll bear it in mind :cry:
wern
30th March 2005, 10:54 PM
Cheers for that mate, i'll bear it in mind :cry:
as fucked up as this may sound, and as much criticism as I am going to receive for saying it, it pays to try to hook up with other chicks when you're dating someone. You don't even have to fuck or kiss them. Just try to get their numbers and become friends. It's the easiest thing to do when you're already with someone as the confidence level is through the roof because you know you aren't desparate.
Then if things go bad, you have two things:
1. you have the skills to be able to meet new chicks easily and pick them up.
2. you have chicks' numbers who you're friends with and you can try to take it to the next level with one of them
;)
Shane_Bos
30th March 2005, 10:57 PM
Im already at that stage mate, just not the cheating type so i'll stay here until she decided to dump me, or until i realise what a bitch she is and forget why i even liked her in the first place :D
wern
30th March 2005, 11:01 PM
Im already at that stage mate, just not the cheating type so i'll stay here until she decided to dump me, or until i realise what a bitch she is and forget why i even liked her in the first place :D
Well even is she goes wild at 18, thats almost 2 yrs away so that's a lot of "quality" time right there.
Matt
31st March 2005, 07:43 PM
I fucked all 10.
Ordo Ferrum
31st March 2005, 07:46 PM
Omg it said i was a sicko for wanting to fuck amanda bynes man shes hot lol, and hilary duff aswell another hot bitch at that :D
wern
31st March 2005, 10:42 PM
The guy's got excellent payout calls, so it makes sense to screw up in this game.. PS I just got a suppoena for child molestation. it mentioned this flash quiz as evidence. http://www.geocities.com/the_general.rm/00000049.gif
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