Gta San Andreas

[soserious]

So I`m borrowing this game, been (almost) addicted to it the last 2 days- really nicely made in many ways, scenery is just incredible (imho).
I kitted my guy out with tats, red bbcap, vest, urban combats and green low tops, with a green face rag (like over the mouth/nose) and dogtags.
Now, in this game you gotta eat regular or you get weak and lose muscle, you gotta workout for muscle to get stronger and you gotta do cardio too for stamina.
I rarely workout and dont eat properly in the game (heh) So I am kinda weak and tired (cant run/fight far/fast for long). And some of the women are calling me skinny.

I was wondering, If the fat meter goes up a lot does the guy change, physically?
If the strength meter goes up a lot does he change physically?

Stuff like that.
Btw Denise dumped me- she was a moaning crazy freak anyway. And That cousin, the crazy one- She got on my nerves a lot- so I stuck her own bag bomb to her, ran and detonated it. :twisted: (nasty piece of work she was)

I`ve always been a big fan of the GTA`s.
Some people play for hours, I play for days or weeks. :shock: :neut:

[ArTee63]

Do you have the code to unlock the hidden porn clips?

[Bobo]

I love that game. And yes, his appearance does change if he's fat or has big muscles. I found that part quite annoying, but later on in the game You won't need to bother about those things anymore.

[soserious]

Porn clips?
Um, no no, I dont have anything really. I`ve no codes, cheats, or background info.

The more realistic and detailed these games get (GTA) the more I love `em.
It`s a big game too huh..
Hmm, my guy is weak with no muscle, but does have some stamina.
Thats actually excellent- if he changes bodyshape. I really want to get him Buff like one hardcore killer, punches like concrete in the face.. and physique like a young flex wheeler.
Mwuahahaa.
Might make him fat too at one stage, probably not though.
Right now he`s a lightweight, hungry, fairly weak guy. Kinda like me.
I dont think it`s right for me to make him buff if I`m starvin in reality. Damn I`m so hungry my bodie`s gonna shut down again. shit. uh-oh, it is.
Damn it ss. :x Washing up is everywhere and its cold, and damn garbage.

How do you people living on your own do it? I lived onj my own for years but I always let the place get a total tip, washing up left out for like a week or something. yuck.. then I go the total opposite and everything is EXTRA clan, spotless and immaculate.
Right now.. whew, major sty.. :x

Gotta search to eat..

I`m on like 1/2 the map. the North has yet to be searched. I got there twice but the police immediaetly got affronted and opened heavy fire at me.

One thing is the trucks- It`d be better if they were somehow the right `feel`. I love trucks and they just dont give enough of a vibe that theyre real big, heavy and powerful. But hey, awesome game.

[soserious]

Just flew a helicopter. :D
spectacular. Damn i love this game.
:D

[Steve Madden]

I'm pretty sure he gets fat after a while. This really is an awesome game. I played it a long time ago most of the way through but started over and am going slowly, trying to be realistic. Havn't died yet and have noticed some new interesting things. I don't even like video games but this one is addicting.

[soserious]

I try to make it real too, trying not to die and stuff. But right now I`ve died a lot. But I avoid getting hit by trains and other stuff- police and cabs piss me off to the max.

I love that you can soup up cars and increase the cars BASS. choosing
K-JAH when I`m trying to ease down. I pulled a train driver out of the cab and drove it, heh. Wish it had that train horn on though. I dunno man, its fun with the trains- they`re real dangerous and big so it`s fun to flit in and out, infront and behind, light and fast. Ovcourse gotta watch oncoming trains.
I also didnt realise the freeways would be so hazardous- bastards drve real fast and dont stop..

I dont wanna cheat though, I`d take it slower but I dont want to, I`ll leave stuff here and there for later once I`ve earned enough time to just cruise and scope out the place. My guy has definitly gotten skinnier, he`s arms are thinner and stuff.

[TheGreatDivider]

I love that game too :mrcool:
But as for the porn...It's very hard to unlonck without armax I think. I know in the mission where you beat up the drug dealers, there's a guy in the back gettin' a BJ. The coolest trick I found for that game is to...
1. Get on a bike,dirt bike,or motorcycle;the faster the better.
2. Put in the jetpack cheat (L1 L2 R1 R2 up down left right)x2
3. Press foward
Do that and you'll have a bike with nos effects :). Caution, if you fall or get off you'll lose the jetpack.

['TheBugKahuna']

Great game, but it got old after playing it for a while.

[ArTee63]

Porn clips?
Um, no no, I dont have anything really. I`ve no codes, cheats, or background info.

Really. There is a code that you enter that unlocks some hidden porn clips embedded into the game. Do some research. It's there.

[soserious]

I found a crop duster plane lastnight. :D Oh my word, is flying incredible or what!
Then I found a jet :mrgreen it was incredible, took me back to my first flying experiences in june.
This is by far and away THE best game I`ve ever played.
Theres always room for improvement on almost anything, but I`m in this game and I`m not picking fault, I`m jut enjoying it. :D
I`m sure eventually one gets bored of any game, but right now..
heh.

also it helps take my mind off this frikkin eczma. :x

I drifted into the North where I`m not allowed- no fly zone, and a damn jet came and intercepted me with missiles :x My beautiful red bi-plane soaring through the air, doing loop the loops and rolls.. and they came to kill me.
It was magic anyway.

Maybe one day I will try flying lessons. Maybe one day I will move country.

[Jok3R333]

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=njwk6AMWRi4&search=Best
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Spike]

Have you been waiting since September, just waiting pensively to get your first post with that link? :lol:

Good link though. I look forward to February's offering. :lol:

[Bobo]

There's one big problem with the GTA series: way too easy! Should be more difficult, but maybe some players would get frustrated then.

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Hey SS I've just brought that game and finished the missions for Ryder but had to go away so I left it @ home and dunno aye but it's a fucken awesome game. My guy has an afro :cool

[MagnumXL]

I got eczema too SS =[ I had San Andreas for a long time but ended up deleting it off my xbox hd to make room for other games. Really fun game, worth replaying for sure. Im waiting for the new Hitman game to come out! CANT WAIT! :X:D:D:!!

[soserious]

New Hitman game eh? sounds interesting.. yup. :D :cool
I`m sorry that you got eczma too Magnum, it sucks..

That was an..unusual video (how`d they record it??) My guy has got a red cap and green face rag. I had a high fade but a mission demanded I get a haircut so I bleach blonded him.

Damn, skydiving was awesome too, especially jumping out of the Douglas DC3.
My first time I was curious what buttons did what- having jumped out of a cargo plane at high altitude- sailing down through the clouds, the world small below, then I pressed `triangle`... my parachute unclipped and I fell away to earth with nothing stopping me, all I heard from C.J was "MotherFucker!!" heh. I just paused and restarted- I cant watch that happen..

The voices are great too.

heh, I was doing a mission wih the 2 English wankers, when I got the big helicopter to fly them the mission said it needed 2 extra seats.. heh, we`re talking a frikkin BIG helicopter.. (looks like a Sikorsky or seaking or something). lol, I`m sure there`d be enough space for them..

Yeah, Bobo, it is a bit too easy- I`m usd to playing SOCOM, stick your head up, hear a bullet and BAM I`m dead.

I was hoping that I could fly a big commercial jet, like a Boeing 747 or something.

[MagnumXL]

SS just wait till the new GTA comes out for ps3. I heard like SWAT will come after you even if you hide in a building and that the creaters are making the city 'alive' whatever that means :cool

[Spike]

Doesn't the PS3 have to come out first? :D

[ArTee63]

Damn, skydiving was awesome too, especially jumping out of the Douglas DC3.

Try the REAL thing. It's a rush. :wink:

I jumped from one of these (http://www.marylandskydiving.com/images/air2_large.jpg).

[MagnumXL]

Doesn't the PS3 have to come out first? :D
Yeah but its going to be one of the title launches for the console :cool

[smooth]

i kinda got urge to buy this game

[soserious]

Try the REAL thing. It's a rush. :wink:

I jumped from one of these (http://www.marylandskydiving.com/images/air2_large.jpg).

Wow no s##t! link not working for me though :?
How was it, what were your thoughts and experiences?

















*edit, a little bored of GTA now, though still playing it*

[soserious]

Still playing GTA SAN ANDREAS- I can`t wait until the next better one probably with the ps3.

(Incidentally where in the world has landscape like that? i love those rocky hills and grass and even the desert parts. I want to buy a bunch of acres of that kinda land!)

What things would you change or rather add to make the next version even better?

[ColdShroom]

Destructable terrain.. :D

It's be nice to be able to drive the cars through the front of a house/store. It would also be cool to see the city basically fall apart as you continue drive through the front of every building you find.. :lol:

The engine should keep track of the houses you've trashed.. fires, ruins, etc. A proper 'sim' feel to the response of the carnage.

Finding yourself on top of a skyscraper with a rocket launcher, and blasting at the buildings below.. watching them all burn.. watching how long it take the city to recover, etc.. could be really cool.

I like the GTA games... they get boring, but always a good for a quick fix of sensless violence.

[soserious]

Agreed, they get boring but I always seem to go back for more.
Yeah, I destroy a lot of realestate but lots of it doesnt destroy. I even flew a jumbo jet into a building but the building was still standing and I was blown up.
It`d be cool also to have much more radio play- same songs and talkies over and over get boring.
I also think that there could be more interactivity with the people and more people. I liek sniping the drug dealers in teh head or cutting their throats.

Also I wish teh vehicles would destroy much better rather than just he same thing- and more military stuff.
Like also real working sim things- like dockyards full of dockyard type stuff going on as in real life and all that.

Why don`t the trams stop? I hit them with rockets and they stop but don`t move again.

*cop chasing me "STOP! I can help you with your problems"* Sometimes when the fbi are chasing em and battering me from all angles it starts to piss me off.

[ColdShroom]

For the radio play, you know you can play your own MP3s...

[soserious]

Huh?
on ps3? ps2?? Pc?

[ColdShroom]

errr.. oh yeah..

PC anyways.. not sure about the others.

I'm a PC gamer, through and through..

[soserious]

Yes it would seem this is possible for the psp and "liberty city stories". (under NEWS) http://www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories/gta_lcs.html
http://www.ps3land.com/
Says the ps3 will be pretty damn powerful.. I think the control pad looks awkward though, and I see no mention of a follow up on the GTA series yet.

[trugain]

Do you guys know exactly when the PS3 will be release? I heard spring and thats already here, but no PS3. So I would like to know when.

[ColdShroom]

Not *exactly* but..

http://www.ps3land.com/faq.php

[trugain]

Damn, thats a long time. Now, I know microsoft is not going to release Halo 3 until then too. Damn, oh well. :(