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Shane_Bos
27th March 2005, 10:47 PM
....had a shit.

I was going to say 'had sex' but thought this would be more funny.

Bugger it, answer both.

Mine are in a park and in a park. Maybe i should vote Green Peace, save the trees! They give good coverage to my white arse.
BigBadBear
28th March 2005, 12:55 AM
I'd go for a piss pretty much anywhere and often do, in parks, behinds trees and so on (often when I'm not drunk too), but I draw the line at going for a dump anywhere outside of a toilet. Even public toilets would be pushing it for me because of how crappy most of them are.

As for the sex thing, I'm not sure, but wherever it is it isn't very exciting, certainly somewhere in the house. I'd be willing to do it pretty much anywhere, but my girlfriend isn't so keen on that kind of stuff. I'm sure I can persuade her to try, it'll just take some time... :cool

So to conclude, I'm a boring git... :neut:
Ed
28th March 2005, 03:01 AM
Only because I was going to bust: in some trees next to the soccer pitch when I had to sub off or shit myself. Hard to concentrate or run in that state. The fact that there were lots of people so far away and I had nothing but tall grass with which to clean up made it a bit ridiculous.
Clockers
28th March 2005, 10:44 AM
Woods.
Archangel
28th March 2005, 08:30 PM
Car.
Nevermind...
It was VW Bus.
JB22
29th March 2005, 04:37 AM
In a girls mouth!! :lol: no, not really, but I have done it in the woods a few times and had to use leaves to wipe my ass.
wern
29th March 2005, 07:19 AM
on a beach at night. Now that I think of it, I didn't consider it public at all, even though there were others near by.
Shane_Bos
30th March 2005, 12:38 PM
In a girls mouth!! no, not really, but I have done it in the woods a few times and had to use leaves to wipe my ass.

Dangerous, make sure you dont get the stinging nettles!
Ed
30th March 2005, 12:49 PM
Shitting in the woods makes you feel like a caveman. You should all try it.
oldie42
30th March 2005, 05:36 PM
My old basement.


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Shane_Bos
30th March 2005, 11:01 PM
Was there a toilet in your old basement? Oh and if not, did you bother to clean it up??
Clockers
31st March 2005, 11:41 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: there was a old toilet in my old basement :lol:
BEAST
31st March 2005, 01:23 PM
In my tent in a bin bag at Reading Festival 2003
wern
31st March 2005, 06:53 PM
In a tent???? ahahahahaha
Ordo Ferrum
31st March 2005, 07:03 PM
My underwear..........when i was 1 ummm not so strange really is it :?
oldie42
31st March 2005, 09:08 PM
:lol: there was a old toilet in my old basement :lol:

Sure there was :roll:
Clockers
31st March 2005, 09:57 PM
There was!! :x
Ed
31st March 2005, 10:03 PM
In my tent in a bin bag at Reading Festival 2003

Beuk! I'm gagging just thinking about it.
oldie42
31st March 2005, 10:36 PM
There was!! :x

I'm sure...
Clockers
1st April 2005, 01:18 AM
"Turd" :cheeky:







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