Non-sexual uses of condoms.

[Miccius]

I read a short article a few years back about using a condom for non-sexual things. I might do a presentation on it, so I was looking for some help. I want to know some uses for a condom, non-sexual, that might actually be handy. The article I originally read was about using them for survival in the wilderness. Here are a few I have so far. Any idea is open, not only survival uses.

1. With a non-lubricated condom, you can fill it with water and use it as a canteen.
2. If you are stuck in water and couldn't swim, you could fill one or two with air to help as a flotation device.
3. If you are in the wilderness taking photos and you drop your lens cap, you can use a condom instead.

Any more uses? Let's hear them :D . Keep on numbering them please. It will help me keep track.

[Beefeater]

Extra balloons for a birthday party. :mrgreen

[JB22]

Extra balloons for a birthday party. :mrgreen

Younhave to get the colored ones though

[Beefeater]

And the non-lubricated ones also hehe.

['TheBugKahuna']

You could use it as a pouch to hold things; such as, marbles, rocks, ciggarettes, batteries, etc.

Im not sure if this would work, but you could use the condoms that have the numbing lubricant on them to help numb a certain area of the body if you happen to cut yourself and have to stitch yourself or something like that.

Put rocks in it and use it as a spider (small animal) swatter.

Get two sticks and overlap the condom over each like this; |----| and make a sling shot.

Get a magnum and place it over your head in order to make yourself look like a complete idiot.

Use one as a sock. (?)

Use them in order to cover your hands because of; the cold, gas, blood, poison ivy, etc.

I could probably think of more ways, but I'm tired. Dam, I need to get a life. Hope I helped.

[MagnumXL]

u could probably choke a bitch with one... :twisted:

[Ed]

You could use one to transport "goods" inside your body. :mrgreen

[Ed]

Another one

Slip a baby toy (heavy enough to make the condom sag) in one and hang it above the crib so it can dangle and bounce for baby's amusement.

[Godma]

I think you should scratch the "if you can't swim, you could fill a condom with air to help you float" one.

I mean, if you can't swim how are you going to search for the condom, take it out the wrapper, blow it up, then tie it?

I'd have a job doing that myself - and I have a 16m swimming badge.

[Spike]

Maybe if you're observant and see a tsunami on the horizon, you might have enough time to get the floatation devices working to your satisfaction.

Or when camping overnight in the Amazon basin and the river floods cutting you off from civilisation, you could fart into one to fashion a weather balloon or distress beacon if you don't fancy swimming for it.

Courtesy:- Down & Dirty SAS Survival Manual 1991.

[BigBadBear]

Makeshift parachute.

[Miccius]

I think you should scratch the "if you can't swim, you could fill a condom with air to help you float" one.

I mean, if you can't swim how are you going to search for the condom, take it out the wrapper, blow it up, then tie it?

I'd have a job doing that myself - and I have a 16m swimming badge.

True, you would have to be quite crafty to pull this off.

These all seem pretty good and clever. Thanks

[Baseballer8]

In WWII soldiers would put valuables like matches and such in condoms to keep them dry, also would put one over the end of the gun to protect it from the water.

[Thought Pro]

Fill them up with goodies and give out at Halloween.

[Ed]

For all you nose pickers out there: slip a rubber over your finger and do the deed. After, shake hands without the fear of passing on germs!

[Shane_Bos]

Fill them with a sticky white substance such as glue and go around showing people and exclaiming, "look what i done!"

[hunkylad]

presentation on non-sexual usage of condom! i can see your audience right now! looking bewildered and shocked :p