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Thought Pro
24th March 2005, 01:51 AM
Not yet...so anyways...

I was at the gym today.

Went to facilitate proper urinal ettiquette.

Guy next to me pisses straight into the urinal...it spashes...gets some on me.

I finish up...do a couple shakes.

He's finishing same time...fucker does about 100 shakes, flopping it around...getting more of his vial substance on me :x

Needless to say I was pissed off. :evil:
MagnumXL
24th March 2005, 01:54 AM
First off damn u.

second off why didnt u say something... u pussy!
BigBadBear
24th March 2005, 01:57 AM
The minute I saw who this thread was by, I knew the content would be nothing to do with the title... :lol:

You should've peed in his gym bag. :P
MagnumXL
24th March 2005, 02:01 AM
haha it would be awesome if u had turned to ur side and started directly peeing on him. he would have no idea what to do! :lol: :lol: :lol:
ArTee63
24th March 2005, 02:12 AM
Needless to say I was pissed off. :evil:

No. I believe you were pissed ON
'TheBugKahuna'
24th March 2005, 02:46 AM
You did not say anything?

"Excuse me old chap, but you seem to have inadvertantly taken a tinkle on my person, I would gratefully appreciate it if you would shake your wanker in the other direction."
'TheBugKahuna'
24th March 2005, 02:47 AM
By the way, good one Artee.

I probably would have done what Magnum did. All though it would have been a bit embarrasing explaining it to the police when they hear you guys fighting in the bathroom.
Bobo
24th March 2005, 06:41 AM
Helishakes while pissing has never been a good idea.
MagnumXL
24th March 2005, 08:05 AM
By the way, good one Artee.

I probably would have done what Magnum did. All though it would have been a bit embarrasing explaining it to the police when they hear you guys fighting in the bathroom.

rofl that would be one interesting case for the cop :lol:
Clockers
24th March 2005, 11:13 AM
No. I believe you were pissed ON


I'll second that.
Miccius
25th March 2005, 12:20 AM
Should have stabbed him.
Dr. P-Evil
30th May 2009, 10:01 PM
i reached back for a random bump...this was funny...and it reminds us that the war on terror is much like the war on drugs....sometimes full of shit and doing the exact opposite of the intention....i'm starting my 'war on supermodel pussy'...can't believe they let osama go in tora bora.