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Valk
22nd March 2005, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Oldie42

WARNING! THIS IS INTENSE!

This exercise should be done after a jelq session, and should NOT be done by beginners!!

This one works your head as well as your girth. Get about a 50% erection and then make a tight OK grip with your left hand at the base, trapping the blood in. Next, take your right hand and do an overhand OK grip (i.e. - so its a mirror image of your left hand - little finger closest to head).

Squeeze tight with your right hand (index and thumb) and hold for 5 seconds. Next, close your second finger around your shaft too. Wait 5 seconds and then close your third finger.
As you close each additional finger, your head will start to expand as the blood is forced upwards. Finally, close your little finger and squeeze your whole hand...your head will be HUGE. Hold for as long as possible and then slowly release your hand one finger at a time, being sure to keep your left hand base grip in place.

Pump your PC muscle to pump some fresh blood into the shaft, repeat.

Do this for about 10 reps, 30 seconds each. Make sure to pump new blood in after each rep.

WARNING: IF YOU ARE A BEGINNER DO NOT DO THIS EXERCISE!

oldie42
22nd March 2005, 11:05 PM
Why the hell does it say Uldie?? :? :?

Beefeater
22nd March 2005, 11:09 PM
It says that on every one of your copied posts.

Clockers
22nd March 2005, 11:45 PM
Damn!! Uldie thats bad..I mean Oldie.


heheh!

BigBadBear
22nd March 2005, 11:54 PM
Hehe, I noticed that earlier and wondered what it was about... :P

I guess it was a big wind-up at Oldie's expense. :lol:

Valk
23rd March 2005, 11:42 AM
Make sure you pronounce it like the Germans pronounce the "ü".
Like the word "good" in English. Ooldie = Üldie.