Boring Sex

[BlkPanther]

Hello again my cheekycheery friends.I just wanted to bring an important issue to the table thats bothers me and some you of you guys also im sure.
Have any of you ever been having sex and just lying there thinking "this is soooo borrinngg" lol lol.Then you think its boring because your dick is too small or her vagina is too deep.There have been several occasions where i have been having sex and the girl wouldent even yelp lol.Then i think "Well maybe my dick is too small" but then i'm fairly at 7 inches and 5 in girth.So my question is what is the "just right" dick size to make the girl scream her lungs out with pain and pleasure :twisted: lol lol.Also do any of you guys know the depth of the average woman's vagina??? Thanks guys feel free to respond with your thoughts :D

[JB22]

depnds on the girl....and if you dont use it right, she wont be happy with any size...well almost any size.

[ArTee63]

While a big unit may have it's advantages, if you don't know what to do with it, it makes do difference. You are equating penis size with sexual pleasure. A common mistake. Turn on a womans mind and and you will be between her legs in no time. Regardless of what you may or may not be packing. Sounds corny but it's true. The greatest sexual organ is NOT between the legs...It's between the ears. :D

[Bobo]

Even with the same girl, it can be boring sometimes, and totally great at other times. Depends on the mood I guess.

[BlkPanther]

Yeaahhh i was kind of thinking that my confidence would shoot straight up like a rocket as soon as i hit that 9 or 10 inch mark lol :shock:

[JB22]

truth be told, that will probably help. Confidence is big turn on for many women, and also the Idea of a big cock is a turn on, regardless of how good you are with it.

[Clockers]

Even with the same girl, it can be boring sometimes, and totally great at other times. Depends on the mood I guess.



Thats what i say depends on what mood your in.. :cool

[Ordo Ferrum]

I wouldnt say that the idea of a big cock for most girls is a turn on, i know several girls that really dont care the size of a guys cock, and have had sex with numerous guys and when asked how big they think they were instead of the usual guess or the hands up 'this big' scenario lol, these girls say i have no idea and i dont care im having sex with the guy not his cock. So truth be told get lucky and find a girl like that they are great they really are, either that or ones that are scared shitless of big cocks like my gf for instance lol she sees pics of big cocks and she thinks 'pain fuck that' lol

[Archangel]

I've encountered boring sex many a times. But knowing the boring makes the sweet all the sweeter.
Try and spice it up with toys, dirty talk, role play, any of that stuff helps to make sex sexy again.
I know it's kind of embarrassing at first, but get over it, you fucking each other.

[BlkPanther]

Yeah most girls look at a big dick and think "pain" i would guess right?But then why do girls continue to go with it and do anal and etc.

[Archangel]

Yeah most girls look at a big dick and think "pain" i would guess right?But then why do girls continue to go with it and do anal and etc.
Most girls don't, just the ones who are paid(ie porno)

[wern]

increase the foreplay, tease, and read up on how to fuck better. Make sure your erections are as hard as possible (ie by having a strong PC muscle). A rock hard dick is much better than a soft llarger dick.

I have had boring fucks as well. What I do in those situations is get a little wild and aggressive. Just for my own fun. (no raping or anything like that!!!)

Oh and a really good thing to do is be vocal when having sex. I have found that when I am vocal, the girl will always become voxcal aswell unless she is a longterm gf used top not being vocal or she is friggid.

It may seem wierd if your not used to it, so what you do is start with oral - when she is sucking you off go "damn thats the best youve done" or some bullshit like that. And then contunue going oh fuck, damn etc and then continue that while fucking.

goodluck

[MagnumXL]

^lol

although i would not recommend saying stuff like 'omg ur the best at this' and etc etc cuz if the girl really is not that good and ur saying that it shows ur not really a 'playa' and u dont get head very often. just show her without saying anything, just close ur eyes and at times when u notice her doing something weird fidgit a little like its hard to prevent from coming and at times look at her with those alpha male eyes. now by 'alpha male eyes' i mean picture u just gave her 5 blasting top notch orgasms then blew ur huge load all over her face. imagine her being submissive etc, give her that look. at times u can say stuff but dont be cheesy.

[BlkPanther]

Have any of you ever been in the situation where you strat to do doggy style and she dosent say anything,but you still talk to her dirty and try to go harder but she still dosent do anything.She just lays there likes she is bored...then you think "this isint going anywhere let me try a new position"?

[wern]

^lol

although i would not recommend saying stuff like 'omg ur the best at this' and etc etc cuz if the girl really is not that good and ur saying that it shows ur not really a 'playa' and u dont get head very often. just show her without saying anything, just close ur eyes and at times when u notice her doing something weird fidgit a little like its hard to prevent from coming and at times look at her with those alpha male eyes. now by 'alpha male eyes' i mean picture u just gave her 5 blasting top notch orgasms then blew ur huge load all over her face. imagine her being submissive etc, give her that look. at times u can say stuff but dont be cheesy.

It is silly to say "you are the best at this/the best I have ever had". What I am suggesting is to say "out of all the headjobs you have given me so far, this is the best". That isn't cheesy.

Women love to be complimented especially during sex, so you should try it sometime. ofcourse adding the alpha male/playa eyes is good, but I think she will consider it a little strange if she has fucked you a few times before and not seen that look.

[ArTee63]

the Idea of a big cock is a turn on, regardless of how good you are with it.

I disagree. Regardless of size, you need to know what you are doing. A big dick alone does not make you good in the sack.

[Valk]

He doesnt say that. He only says its a big turn on. You know what you said about turning on her mind? This is one example of that.

Lets say your gf slept both with Brad Pitt and Michael Moore. Even if they make exactly the same movements, say/do exactly the same things, I'll bet she is more turned on by Brad then by Michael. Thats because Brad turns here on with his physical features. A big cock is also a physical feature.

[Spike]

Unless she prefers fat men with bad beards - some obviously do.

[Valk]

Or they just settle for less because they cant get any better

[BigBadBear]

He doesnt say that. He only says its a big turn on. You know what you said about turning on her mind? This is one example of that.

Lets say your gf slept both with Brad Pitt and Michael Moore. Even if they make exactly the same movements, say/do exactly the same things, I'll bet she is more turned on by Brad then by Michael. Thats because Brad turns here on with his physical features. A big cock is also a physical feature.
The idea we're resting this whole theory on also is that all men with big cocks are rubbish in terms of technique and all men with smaller cocks are great which is obviously not true at all. A guy with a bigger cock has an advantage over a man with a smaller cock whichever way you look at it and anyone that tells you otherwise is most not being honest with you. Technique can level the playing field somewhat, but it can only take you so far and if you have a bigger cock and great technique, you will be able to do stuff for your woman that a guy with a smaller cock and great technique can't. By the way, I'm saying this as a guy with an average sized cock, so this isn't an 'I have a huge cock and you don't' thing.

Another important aspect is how well you take care of yourself physically as Valk said. Being in muscular and in good shape will be a turn on for most women and will stimulate her more than if your stomach explodes out of your t-shirt and just hangs there when you take your clothes off.

PE + weights + good diet + lots of sleep = teh win

[Ordo Ferrum]

Dont get me wrong here guys im all for what the media tells girls that they want, but what they do tell them they want, great looking bodied guys isnt always true, i know girls who love a podgy guy, they so they are cuter more cuddly and turn them on more do to thier more loving appearance, so having a great body again, i say, isnt what every girl wants.

[BigBadBear]

Maybe for me it's more of an issue of what I want then. Personally, I want to be bigger and stronger than I am right now and have a bigger penis. Maybe this is due to pressure I subconciously feel from society and the media, but regardless of the reasoning behind it, I would feel better about myself if I were this way and stuff what anyone else thinks.

In my view, you'd struggle to find a guy who would rather be fat than muscular and I'm sure you'd also find it pretty hard to find a girl that would prefer a chubby guy, although like you say I'm sure they do exist.

[ArTee63]

The idea we're resting this whole theory on also is that all men with big cocks are rubbish in terms of technique and all men with smaller cocks are great which is obviously not true at all.

Not at all. What I said was that size ALONE is not the determining factor in whether to can turn on a woman or not. If you can't stimulate her mind, with anything OTHER than the size of your package, you won't get as far as the lesser endowed guy who CAN get into her mind. Women don't operate as much on the visual as men do. It's a fact. Men respond more to visual stimuli while women are more cerebral.

[BigBadBear]

If you can't stimulate her mind, with anything OTHER than the size of your package, you won't get as far as the lesser endowed guy who CAN get into her mind.
But again, this is kinda presuming that better endowed guys will not be as good at stimulating a girl mentally as less well endowed guys. I do take your point, but you have to concede that all other factors being equal, a bigger cock (big within reasonable boundries of course) would amongst the majority of women (and whether they admit it or not) be preferable.

Women don't operate as much on the visual as men do. It's a fact. Men respond more to visual stimuli while women are more cerebral.
True. But women are still very much affected by visual stimuli, as Valk emphasised earlier with his Michael Moore and Brad Pitt comparison. Perhaps it is to a lesser extent than men, but it is still very much a factor.

[Spike]

Being in muscular and in good shape will be a turn on for most women

That's a misconception - men like to think that's what women want but there's a survey somewhere and the majority prefer men slighly out of shape with a bit of a paunch.

[BigBadBear]

That's a misconception - men like to think that's what women want but there's a survey somewhere and the majority prefer men slighly out of shape with a bit of a paunch.
I don't really buy that myself.

I think a lot of women just accept the fact that they're unlikely to get a guy who's in really good shape so they just settle for less. Do you ever see girls drooling over ugly, out of shape celebrities? No, or at least very rarely. Most girls drool over the Brad Pitt's (he's not the best example as he's not fantastically muscular) of this world and if they don't go for muscular guys they tend to go for guys who have an attractive face. If that doesn't say that girls are into guys physically then I don't know what does really...

[wern]

Artee63 was right. You stimulate a woman through the mind first and foremost. Those who disagree are lucky to have succeeded with women (or at least women that aren't desparate).
Most women don't get aroused to visual stimuli anywhere near the level that
men do. Its a fundamental fact.

Bigbadbear - all other factors being equal - ie same women, same guy, two different potential penis sizes - you are right.

But that only applies to someone in a relationship in which he isn't changing his technique (so probably a long-term relationship as he already has a set technique) and who is PEing. This person is screwing the same girl and in a regular environment (ie his bed) so the environmental stimuli remains constant.

Your approach can't be applied to other situations because all other factors will not be equal. Everyone is different and there are so many variables/factors that go toward determining if the pleasure received is good, that simplifying the processes to one variable is just silly.

We can only attempt to try different things here and there and hope that we can determine if they have an impact on the pleasure received so that we can form a conclusion about them. A wide consensus based on experience is a good base of data and a good start to finding the conclusion.

I would try to reference the fact that women are more cerebral than men sexually but it would take a while to read through the journals + research etc.

[BigBadBear]

But that only applies to someone in a relationship in which he isn't changing his technique (so probably a long-term relationship as he already has a set technique) and who is PEing. This person is screwing the same girl and in a regular environment (ie his bed) so the environmental stimuli remains constant.

Your approach can't be applied to other situations because all other factors will not be equal. Everyone is different and there are so many variables/factors that go toward determining if the pleasure received is good, that simplifying the processes to one variable is just silly.

We can only attempt to try different things here and there and hope that we can determine if they have an impact on the pleasure received so that we can form a conclusion about them. A wide consensus based on experience is a good base of data and a good start to finding the conclusion.

I would try to reference the fact that women are more cerebral than men sexually but it would take a while to read through the journals + research etc.
Right, let me clear this up. My 'all other factors being equal' argument is utterly hypothetical. I recognise that you could not in reality have this situation unless they get stuck into the whole cloning thing big time. But my point stands. If for example you showed girls in the street a picture of an attractive guy with a good body and asked them 'if you were with this guy, would you rather he had a 7 inch penis or a 5 inch penis?', I can pretty much guarantee the answer that most women would give.

You will not at any point in any of my posts catch me saying 'penis size is the only important factor', as I do not believe that for a second, but people here seem to be downplaying it to the extent of it almost being an irrelevence, which is just as ridiculous as saying 'technique doesn't matter' and somewhat bizarre I must say, considering this is a penis enlargement forum.

[wern]

It is pointless on these forums to downplay to irrelevance the importance of a big penis.

Personally, for the purposes of sexually pleasuring a woman during intercourse, and maybe during oral (for some women) I trully believe I am better off with a larger penis.

[BigBadBear]

That's exactly what I've been trying to say. It seems a bit of a waste to have argued all this time when we really agreed on this point in the first place... :?

Anyway, no hard feelings. :)

[ArTee63]

Now that that's over.... :P

[wern]

No worries, I don't mind the occasional argument. Good time-killer.

[BigBadBear]

Also a great post count expander... I mean mind expander... yeah. :cool

[rocko]

good morning.

can you tell me what to do 2 change my profile info.

[darklife]

This was a pretty random place to post this, but look at the top left on the red tool bar. Click where it says "User CP."

And welcome to CC.

[demon]

He doesnt say that. He only says its a big turn on. You know what you said about turning on her mind? This is one example of that.

Lets say your gf slept both with Brad Pitt and Michael Moore. Even if they make exactly the same movements, say/do exactly the same things, I'll bet she is more turned on by Brad then by Michael. Thats because Brad turns here on with his physical features. A big cock is also a physical feature.

For the record, Bradd Pitt has a small dick.

Women do like men who have a slight belly/non masculant features, etc. if they want relationships. Afterall, they are the ones who want to be looked at, admired at, etc. and not the boyfriend within the relationship. Although, when a women is under heat..she tends to go for the more bad ass, one night stand, masculant guy.

Ask a very opened minded women if she likes bad ass men or nice men. Than ask if she's on her period. ;) My theory stands corrected since I've already done this to about..12 girls..maybe 11.

Now, I'll just be in the other room theorizing ways on how to attatch muscle onto the penis under the skin but above the tissue and find a penis barbell :twisted:

[ColdShroom]

For the record, Michael Moore is hung like a pachyderm.

[Anthrax]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachyderm

The term "pachyderm" is now often being used to describe a proboscid, like an elephant.

[soserious]

demon
For the record, Bradd Pitt has a small dick.

What are you talking about? How would you know or not?

[zwmusic]

For the record, Michael Moore is hung like a pachyderm.

http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/1078/800pxelephantpeniswq6.jpg

[Clockers]

Dam! :shock:

[demon]

demon


What are you talking about? How would you know or not?

I have pretty good sources, and no, not a website or magazine or some other media bullshit. And no, I did not get ass raped or sucked his dick or did anything sexually with him. ;) And finally, I am not a stalker..well..I do stalk Matt..but that's IT. :D

[Anthrax]

http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/1078/800pxelephantpeniswq6.jpg

That is some serious NBPFL... :shock:

[G-Spot19]

My goodness thats huge. Looks like he might step on it :shock:

[ownd]

if i looked like brad pitt i wouldnt care if my dick was 2 inches erect

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Sex and/or flirting isn't all about being good looking ownd.



Oh and that elephant may have a huge dong but I heard they only have sex for 5 seocnds and finish their orgasm.

[zwmusic]

if i looked like brad pitt i wouldnt care if my dick was 2 inches erect

Are you serious? :?

[zwmusic]

Oh and that elephant may have a huge dong but I heard they only have sex for 5 seocnds and finish their orgasm.

The ideal then should be: Human body, pig's orgasm and elephant's dick. :lol:

[Anthrax]

if i looked like brad pitt i wouldnt care if my dick was 2 inches erect


Bullshit.

[G-Spot19]

I second Anthrax. If you looked like Brad Pitt and had a 2 inch erect dong, you would still be here.

[Valk]

Even if you looked like Brad Pitt and had a 10 inch cock you would still be here. CC is just such a pleasant place to spend your time.:D :D

Ahum...

[Clockers]

That was a very thoughtful post Valky. :D

[Spike]

What if you added Brad Pitt's money and were shagging Jennifer Aniston - would you still be here? :lol:

(Or Jennifer's money and Brad's butt for Clockie :P )

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

The ideal then should be: Human body, pig's orgasm and elephant's dick. :lol:

Yep a 2 metres dick that fucks for 30 mins :lol:

[Valk]

What if you added Brad Pitt's money and were shagging Jennifer Aniston - would you still be here? :lol:

(Or Jennifer's money and Brad's butt for Clockie :P )

Nah, Jennifer isnt anything special.

[The Big Banana]

Youd prefer Angelina Jolie (he did and so would I)?

[Shane_Bos]

Id settle for either.

[Clockers]

So would I...Brad Pitt or his money, either-or would be fine by me..:twisted:

[zwmusic]

Yep a 2 metres dick that fucks for 30 mins :lol:

Correction: 2m dick which has a 30 mins orgasm. :P

[Anthrax]

For the record, Bradd Pitt has a small dick.

You can judge his size for yourself...

Frontal Pic of Brad Pitt (http://www.vipgalleries.net/brad-pitt6/brad-pitt_07.jpg)
WARNING: NAKED GUY!!!! :shock:

[G-Spot19]

Big or small (looks quite normal) he is boning Angelina Jolie. Therefore he is the luckiest man on earth.

[Anthrax]

Yeah, but it might be boring sex...


My failed attempt at getting back on-topic... :cheeky:

[wayne]

that pic looks fake imo

[Anthrax]

What looks fake about it?

[G-Spot19]

Yeah, but it might be boring sex...


My failed attempt at getting back on-topic... :cheeky:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex with Angelina Jolie boring? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yep you failed

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

You must be blind :shock:

[zwmusic]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex with Angelina Jolie boring? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yep you failed

A header from her must be just awesome. I could kiss those lips for ever...

[trugain]

Hello again my cheekycheery friends.I just wanted to bring an important issue to the table thats bothers me and some you of you guys also im sure.
Have any of you ever been having sex and just lying there thinking "this is soooo borrinngg" lol lol.Then you think its boring because your dick is too small or her vagina is too deep.There have been several occasions where i have been having sex and the girl wouldent even yelp lol.Then i think "Well maybe my dick is too small" but then i'm fairly at 7 inches and 5 in girth.So my question is what is the "just right" dick size to make the girl scream her lungs out with pain and pleasure :twisted: lol lol.Also do any of you guys know the depth of the average woman's vagina??? Thanks guys feel free to respond with your thoughts :D

Yes,we all have those boring sex times. BUT, it doesn't have to be that way. You have a mouth, use it, to I ask questions, you perverts! Ask her what turns her on, and switch it up.

"Just Right Dick SIZE" 4+ inches length is all you really need, you need all the girth you can get, but 5.5-6 inches is perfect. I do not know if this will have the girl in pain, but pleasure yes.

Average depth of a a woman's vagina is 10-11 inches.

Now for the elephant picture. I bet elephants have the same problems we do i.e. "Dumbo's ears are big as hell, so he must have a huge Dick." or "I don't think it's big enough" or "How can I last longer" :lol: :lol:

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

10-11"!!!!!I'll never hit the end! :puke:

[trugain]

The truth is myfriend, none of us will. :cry:

[Anthrax]

Average depth of a a woman's vagina is 10-11 inches.

Where is this documented?

[The Big Banana]

I've read that a womans vagina is approximately 3-6" in depth, 1" in width and can increase in length and width by 2-3 times during sex and childbirth. This would make the maximum length between 6 and 18" although this is just an extrapolation of those figures and I doubt anyone would be on the upper end (Im 190cm tall and 18 inches goes almost from my crotch to my solar plexus).

Of course theres going to be a wide variation between different women though, just like there is a wide variation amongst men in penis size.

[G-Spot19]

Yeah i thought it was a 6 inch average for women as well.

[The Big Banana]

I dont know if thats the average. Im pretty sure youre not supposed to be bottoming out, since its generally painful. So maybe the average would be 8-9", but thats pure guessmetrics.

[donatien2]

Funny enough, some of the tightest pussys i have drilled has been the most boring...

[jason12]

The pussys arent boring its the girls that own them that are boring lol

[Zoran]

it's not the pussy it's the brain...and consequently her imagination....and you talk to 'er....and having fun...and I need to call my girfriend...........

[Master Long]

Once more, proof that sex and sexual pleasure is far more psychological than physical.

[zwmusic]

It's both. Although the perception might overrule the physical reality.

[Master Long]

Precisely.

[Wannabe_BIG]

Read an article about neural stimulation during a porn movie, on women

The results where surprising, their neural activity increased and so did the activity down below :cool

So I wouldn`t underestimate the fysical part, its there allright.

Just an example, I have shown my upperbody to three women on web-cam, all responded positively and right afterwords they where much more ON then before I did it..

[Zoran]

a web cam teaser ha???

[wern]

In my experience, Artee had it initially when he said it's a mental thing. Although another aspect is the man's ability to last. I ready recently, on a number of sites (and in a published book by a sex therapist), that the reason women hardly ever cum during intercourse is that they don't have enough time to cum, because the average man lasts a handful of minutes.

[Master Long]

Yup. Intercourse= very indirect clitoral stimulation. Takes much longer to cum that way, and is generally less intense.

[Shane_Bos]

In my experience, Artee had it initially when he said it's a mental thing. Although another aspect is the man's ability to last. I ready recently, on a number of sites (and in a published book by a sex therapist), that the reason women hardly ever cum during intercourse is that they don't have enough time to cum, because the average man lasts a handful of minutes.

I think it depends on the girl.

I was once with a girl and the first few times we fucked she came within about a minute. The more we had sex through our relationship, the longer it took but the mentality and excitement of her fucking someone she cared about for the first time counted for alot. She never took too long to cum towards the end of the relationship too.

The girl im with now takes alot longer but once she cums once its easy to make her cum again and again.

[TBoneSteak]

I can't last very long, but my gf usually cums at least once during sex...I attribute this to my dick being girthy enough.

It could also be that we never have sex unless I've gone down on her and made her cum once already. Then we'd be talking about the same situation as Shane_Bos's current girl.

I know for a fact she wishes I could last longer though, because once when we were in a sex-shop, she wanted me to get some of that numbing compound that you apply on your cockhead.

I've seen her squirt a little bit one time when I was eating her out, and I can always find her g-spot when I'm fucking her....If only I could really pound on it for a while I'm sure I could make her go off like a fountain! Having girth is kind of a double-edged sword (no pun intended) though because when she's getting ready to cum, she clamps down on my dick and the added tightness pretty much pushes me over the edge.

[Shane_Bos]

Its good when you cum together. Gets a bit shit when you're doing all the work to make her cum before you can or shes doing all the work to make you cum (which usualy dont happen unless you've made them cum the selfish bitches :lol: ).

[Master Long]

Although it's foolish to expect to cum at the exact same time. That's a ridiculous sexual expectation, in my humble opinion.

[Shane_Bos]

Well ive been fucking a girl before and as shes cuming, ive cum. Is that not at the same time? I dont mean you both start to climax at the exact same second as eachother kind of thing.

[wern]

I've also cum at the same time as a chick. If a chick cums during intercourse, the contractions can easily bring a guy over the edge.

[trugain]

^ Yes, yes, that wonderful contraction! I love it, then follows the extra wetness. :mrgreen

[wern]

The funny thing is, they usually contract when I trying to cum because I have to bang very hard, fast and long to cum, unless I actually have feelings for the chick which is very rare. :twisted:

[zwmusic]

The thing of having an orgasm is much more mental than physical. ArTee is right. ArTee and I are more or less in the same age group, although I'm younger than him, but with experience you don't need to exercise your PC muscle like crazy. You just learn how to control your urge to ejaculate. I have this friend which is 25 and she cums at least 3 times before I ejaculate. I just enjoy all the wetness that comes when she cums and that just keeps me rock hard for ages. Probably my 6.5" girth does help her to cum all right but I still think that once you really concentrate on her and not on yourselves, you will all last much longer and will give the chicks loads of orgasms, which is of course loads of fun.

[wern]

I just close my eyes and think of england

[Valk]

The thing of having an orgasm is much more mental than physical. ArTee is right. ArTee and I are more or less in the same age group, although I'm younger than him, but with experience you don't need to exercise your PC muscle like crazy. You just learn how to control your urge to ejaculate. I have this friend which is 25 and she cums at least 3 times before I ejaculate. I just enjoy all the wetness that comes when she cums and that just keeps me rock hard for ages. Probably my 6.5" girth does help her to cum all right but I still think that once you really concentrate on her and not on yourselves, you will all last much longer and will give the chicks loads of orgasms, which is of course loads of fun.

In a way, the phrases 'getting laid' and 'trying to score' are good indicators how most men think towards sex. The fact that you got sex is sometimes more important than the sexual deed itself.

[zwmusic]

Right yo Valkie.

[trugain]

Valk hit it on the spot. That's exactly how I think. :mrgreen

[wern]

Sounds about right to me as well :lol:

[Valk]

Bunch of simpletons.:mrgreen

[wern]

I recently described a bout of lovemaking to a friend as "I fucked her all night" :puke:


It's the manly thing to say. I don't want my mates to think I have a smalldick or something :shock:

[zwmusic]

You could say you banged her all night. It doesn't diminish your dick. :mrgreen

[trugain]

That's real manly, although I can't think of any girly ways to say it. :D

[Shane_Bos]

To 'make love' is to 'smash the gash'.
Tasteful :wink:

[K-man]

You crack me up Shane :lol: :lol:

[zwmusic]

That's real manly, although I can't think of any girly ways to say it. :D

'Play fun' sounds more girly.

[wern]

We did the wild monkey dance.

[trugain]

We put bubbles in the bubble bath.

[Valk]

Our souls collided...

uh...I mean: I fucked her birthhole.

[Master Long]

I put mah nub in 'er tub. Ehe ehe ehe...

[JaredK]

you put Johnson in the lineup last night.............

[Master Long]

Did battle with the cyclops.

[JB22]

Screw all you guys! I haven't had sex in 4 months! I'm engaged and still don't get to.... fuck long distance shit :x

[Master Long]

Hahaha. Beat 9 months.

[JB22]

Well I guess I don't feel so bad, then :lol:

[Zoran]

can not agree more on that JB... My gf is coming in late Dec....and I'm so fucking horny would kill to get laid now.... (it's been 2 fucking whole months)...damn :shock:

[JB22]

You guys at separate colleges too?

[Zoran]

I have just finished mine going for the Masters, now...and she's still studing her Bach...
The thing is we are in a different cities...damn...:x

but not engaged tho.... really to big step for me...Congrats to you tho...:D

[JB22]

Thank you, sir. Yeah, I'm just crazy like that. Willing to tie myself down with one vagina forever... it's insane :lol:

[Zoran]

tho I loove my girl I still have this feeling that I'm missing out.... That is why I admire you....
But a true love I guess is the answer to all of this.....:lol:

[JB22]

Plus rings are fucking expensive! The only reason I was even able to afford one was because I took a semester off and had the summer off... so I had a lot of time to work and save...since i was living with my folks and not paying any rent or for any food. It took a lot of hours in a shitty factory :x oh well... i guess it's worth it if she likes it...

[Zoran]

Dude, you really seem to give your self 100% into that stuff...
She must be a hell of a girl....wish you all the best....

this thread is about sex.. bouring one.... doubt you have it with your lady since your in LOVE :cool

[JB22]

Well I did fall asleep once... I was wasted! Didn't go over too well with her :x

[Zoran]

hahaha I wonder did you get kicked in the nuts :mrgreen

[JB22]

No, but now it's one of those things that she brings up if she gets mad at me. :(

[trugain]

Damn, what was you drinking?

[Zoran]

Hey JB aren't you sleeping dude...:mrgreen (4am)

[JB22]

actually only 3 am here :wink:

[JB22]

I don't think I'm gonna sleep tonight though.

[Zoran]

why? need to save some energy for your woman. :mrgreen kidding

[JB22]

i dunno... I just have a lot to do tomorrow and my sleep pattern is really fucked up right now, and I know if i go to bed, I'll sleep too late.

[K-man]

Go get another coffee, you'll be fine!! :lol: :lol:

[JB22]

I plan on it :lol:

Hopefully stay up til about 6pm or so...it's frickin dark by then so I can't get much done anyways...then maybe my sleep pattern will get back on track...if I wake up at like 8 am or something.

[trugain]

You should drink some Monster. It gives you one hell of a kick.