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wern
30th August 2005, 10:08 AM
I got injured at the snow last week and have been in pain (agonising at times) since, as I’ve been told I’ve fractured some ribs (X-rays pending) and fucked my kidney. I can barely walk and try to sleep as much as I can. When I walk I am semi-crouched and usually clutching at my hip.

So I am at my old high school this evening at an art exhibition (I’m there for my little sister) and I bump into these two really hot chicks. And they were outcasts at school. These are the sort of women I could charm easily (hot outcasts with low self esteem) and I have the perfect opportunity… well not really today… considering that I just got out of bed, am unshaven, didn’t even put deodorant on, didn’t shave or brush my teeth, my hair is messed up - I look like a derelict.

These girls weren’t cute blonde hot, they were powerful bed mistress hot. They were there to give a speech as they were good artists. Currently they were the aloof artist types. We are talking bohemian city apartment attic freaky sex. DAMN THEY WERE HOT!!! I explained to them that I had been injured and they looked concerned, but I haven’t seen these chicks in almost 7 years, so it's first impression scenario.

If this exhibition would have been a week from now I would be looking good instead of like a slob. I would have been walking up straight, literally. And I would have been charming enough, in my mind at least, to ask them for their emails and numbers. I still had a chat and made them laugh a few times, but I can’t muster anything more than that when I look like as much of a mess as I looked - filthy, sweaty, stank-ass, cripple, bent over, hobbling around. I JUST NEEDED ONE MORE WEEK!!!!! its not fair :cry:

Bobo
30th August 2005, 10:12 AM
:lol: Life is a bitch sometimes... (sorry for laughing). :wink:

Valk
30th August 2005, 12:25 PM
We are talking bohemian city apartment attic freaky sex. DAMN THEY WERE HOT!!!

Those are the best women, pal. Damn, you could've atleast directed them to me.
Although I'm not so sure about the low confidence in those type of women.
I've met a few of them and they seemed to stand pretty good on their feet and knew exactly what they wanted.

darkwarrior
30th August 2005, 03:10 PM
hot chicks with no self confidence, i think every decent women knows they control any man out there that isnt gay

Valk
30th August 2005, 03:27 PM
Good point. Did you read the book "The day the penis died" by P.C. Kegel by any chance?

soserious
30th August 2005, 03:33 PM
wow Wern, thats roughbuddy.
but.. whens round 2?
when are you going to be able to say hey to them again and be more how you normally are.. give them a pleasant surprise ;)
stay on your feet brother. when opportunity knocks you dont just let it walk away.

*pats Wern on the back*
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zwmusic
30th August 2005, 06:42 PM
I got injured at the snow last week and have been in pain (agonising at times) since, as I’ve been told I’ve fractured some ribs (X-rays pending) and fucked my kidney.

Fuck man! Take care with your recovery, broken ribs isn't that bad, but to fuck up your kidneys... as much rest as you can.

ArTee63
30th August 2005, 06:52 PM
"The day the penis died" by P.C. Kegel

I have ALL of his writings. Very fascinating stuff.

soserious
30th August 2005, 06:54 PM
what the?
can you give us a basic rundown? or is it too complex to do?
*it better not be about emasculation or some p.c is gonna get some voodoo.. * :x

G-Spot19
30th August 2005, 10:11 PM
Damn wern that sucks bad. A fucked up Kidney. Whats wrong with it exactly, bruised? As for the hot chicks with no self esteem, seems you faired as good as you could. So are you going to be meeting up with them again soon?

Bobo
30th August 2005, 10:13 PM
Oops... I missed that kidney part. Again, sorry for lauging... it was more serious than I thought. I hope You heal well.

wern
31st August 2005, 03:02 AM
I'll be seeing the doctor today for the results, unless they aren't available in time. The kidney is bruised.


wow Wern, thats roughbuddy.
but.. whens round 2?

Well the last time I saw these two was 7 years ago, so probably in the 10 year highschool reuinion (assuming there is one - its a crappy highschool).

hot chicks with no self confidence, i think every decent women knows they control any man out there that isnt gay
I doubt that, and what is a "decent woman" anyways? Women have many hangups about their appearance and that provides a weakness that a guy can exploit.

Thanks for the heads up zw and Bobo, I'll try to be careful.

Is this PC Kegel a joke? Or just an hilarious coincidence? :lol: