Penis veins

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

I was jelqing last night and I noticed that I only have penis veins on top of my dick and on the side but none on the bottom, is this normal? Am I doing it wrong??? I do jelqing palms up just inchase you need this information, plz reply as soon as possible, thanks :D

[zwmusic]

:lol: You really scrutinize your dick eh.

Don't you worry about it, it's perfectly normal for the veins not to pop out under the shaft due to the Corpus Spongiosum which doesn't have much venous drainage around it.

Here's a pic to illustrate it for you.

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4185/anatomybigpe5qc.gif

Have a look in the Male Genital Anatomy (http://www.cheekycherry.com/ccforums/showthread.php?t=508). You may find it instructive.

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Well I don't really see any veins under my dick at all, just on top and to the side, I hope this is normal.

[Anthrax]

After a few months of PE, you'll start seeing veins you never knew existed...

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Yeah I have, the old ones are bigger and I'm beginning to see new lil ones but none on the bottom, but that guy sed it's normal and he seems very smart, so I gotta believe him, also he have heaps of proof :D

[zwmusic]

Ha! Yeah, this guy knows his shit. And yeah, he's quite smart. :wink:

[G-Spot19]

Yes he does and is. :mrgreen

[zwmusic]

:mrgreen

[SLowlybutsurely]

Other than when he responds with really bad information...that seems pretty stupid to me :wink: And to the poster here, I don't have any veins underneath either

[pastaboy]

are there any exercises for bigger veins

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Yes pastaboy, Definately the WET JELQ and the HOLD will help aswell :wink:

[G-Spot19]

Yeah i meant to say that i dont have veins on the underside either. Dont think we are supposed to see any.

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Awesome, so i'm normal! :mrgreen

[G-Spot19]

Yep. Appears to be so.

[zwmusic]

Other than when he responds with really bad information...that seems pretty stupid to me :wink:

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? A joke?

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

lol

[G-Spot19]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? A joke?
I would think so.

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Yeah me too, everyone here is nice :wink:

[zwmusic]

Joke or not, it's a real dumbass comment. You're wrong Tmac, not everyone is nice over here, but I don't give a damn.

[Anthrax]

I'm not nice... Bitches. :x

[zwmusic]

Not a surprise Anthrax... :wink:

[Anthrax]

Fuck you.

[zwmusic]

:o

[Anthrax]

:evil:

[zwmusic]

Maybe you need to cool down, bit of agression coming out there.

[Anthrax]

Oh yeah...


Still got it. :cool

[zwmusic]

You're in need of a good blow job. Lack of pussy does that...

[G-Spot19]

:lol:
That was a burn!!!!!!! :twisted:

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

OOOOO man that was a good burn :twisted:

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Your turn Antrax, dun let him get you like that :cool

[G-Spot19]

He wont. I know Anthrax pretty good. Hell i have had lyric battles with him. He is good!

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

I can tell by his attitude too :D

[Anthrax]

Come on... I'm not a battler, G... I retired after I battled you and Qzuill at the old board... :neut:

[G-Spot19]

Such a shame. You are very talented.

[LittleMonkey]

play nice :lol:

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Lets get back to the topic of penis veins, did you notice after a few months of jelqing you pee much harder and more out at once???

[Baseballer8]

Its called a reverse kegal and you can train it to be stronger, also it helps when you use reverse kegals while stretching (but not while peeing fucktards :lol: :cool ) and some people use them to prolong sex but I am still unsure about that one (also without peeing :cool )

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

What's a reverse kegel??? :roll:

[Anthrax]

You can think of it like this... A kegel can be thought of as stopping your pee or tensing your anus... and a reverse kegel can be thought of as allowing your pee to flow out or pushing a shit out of your anus... Essentially you are relaxing the muscle used for kegelling, rather than contracting it... There is probably another muscle involved, though I'm not sure... Perhaps someone else can answer that...


Warning... do not actually push a shit out when you reverse kegel... :shock: :lol:

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

:lol: I won't push shit out, btw what benefits does reverse kegels have???

[Anthrax]

:lol: I won't push shit out, btw what benefits does reverse kegels have???


It is helpful for stretches as BB8 mentioned... and I believe it decreases stimulation during sex so that you can last longer... Reverse kegelling to delay orgasm combined with kegelling to have orgasm without ejaculation can be used to extend the length of intercourse...

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Awesome :D

[G-Spot19]

Yes but it easily makes you fart. I tried so hard to delay orgasm once because it was feeling so good. She was on me and we were on her parents bed, seeting on the edge. She was leaning back and holding herself up with a chair. Man it was awesome. On to the story. I figured the way it was building i was going to have to really reverse kegel HARD. Bad timing. I blew gas. Huge gas. She stopped, looked at me and said, "That really killed the mood!" :lol:

[zwmusic]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[BigBadBear]

I guess it wasn't one of those one's where you could pretend it was the chair creaking then, no? :lol:

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

LOL! that must suck

[G-Spot19]

No no my friends. There was no way out of that one. Denial would have been in vain. I smoothly said i will get the mood back.....and i did. Just it was a few hours later:lol:

[Baseballer8]

If you try to piss as hard as you can like you are trying to empty your bladder in 3 secs that is a reverse kegal.

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Oh yep, been there done that :lol:

[Anthrax]

Sometimes you really need that extra five seconds that you save yourself by forcing your pee out... :roll:

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

lol :lol: sure do :P

[Baseballer8]

Anthrax it is physically impossible to piss and cum at the same time or piss with a fully aroused erection. Kinda like swallowing and breathing at the same time.

[G-Spot19]

Yeah i read while sexually aroused the urethra doesnt allow urine in. Makes since, but i have pissed with a boner. Matter of a fact, when i got a piss really bad i seem to get one.

[Anthrax]

Anthrax it is physically impossible to piss and cum at the same time or piss with a fully aroused erection. Kinda like swallowing and breathing at the same time.

Strange... I don't remember stating that it was possible... :neut:

But I do piss with morning wood, though it isn't a "fully aroused erection"... It's a bitch... :x

[Baseballer8]

Sometimes you really need that extra five seconds that you save yourself by forcing your pee out... :roll:


Anthrax sorry if I interpretted this wrong I thought you were saying you would piss in the girl while having sex so as to not ejaculate. Then again my premed classes are a bitch so I am working in overdrive and sometimes not reading the whole idea and just aiming for a general concept. (shit school just started imagined how mentally fucked I will be come exam time :puke: though I will make the grades which is the important thing :cool )

[Anthrax]

I thought you were saying you would piss in the girl while having sex...

Now that's just sick... :shock:

[G-Spot19]

Some guys like them to pee on them.....but thats just nasty.

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Yeah i read while sexually aroused the urethra doesnt allow urine in. Makes since, but i have pissed with a boner. Matter of a fact, when i got a piss really bad i seem to get one.

I remember pissing with a boner too just after sex, I will never do it again, I had to force it soooooo much! The piss sprayed everywhere, I think 80% went around the toilet and only 20% actually went in the toilet bowl! It was horrible, piss dripped down my legs balls and sprayed everywhere!

[Bobo]

I didn't need to know that! :lol::wink:

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Just a lil warning thats all Bobo :lol: :wink:

[zwmusic]

I remember pissing with a boner too just after sex, I will never do it again, I had to force it soooooo much! The piss sprayed everywhere, I think 80% went around the toilet and only 20% actually went in the toilet bowl! It was horrible, piss dripped down my legs balls and sprayed everywhere!

It's a fucking comedy in the end of the day, you just don't know what to do to piss straight. I've been through that myself.

[G-Spot19]

I decided long ago that toilet bowls are not big enough for a piss like that. Its like in the cartoons when they try to hose down a fire and its going everywhere.

[Anthrax]

In this case, it is much better to piss on a tree... Mark your damn territory.

[G-Spot19]

I beleive sometimes i could miss a tree:lol:

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Damn right, MY TERRITORY BIATCH! :twisted: :lol:

[soserious]

Anthrax it is physically impossible to piss and cum at the same time or piss with a fully aroused erection. Kinda like swallowing and breathing at the same time.


nope, i can piss with a full boner.

[soserious]

I decided long ago that toilet bowls are not big enough for a piss like that. Its like in the cartoons when they try to hose down a fire and its going everywhere.


lol, true.
anyways, its been demonstrated that toilets are made for women and not built for men. its true.

but er.. dont ever piss on a tree or the ground in the rainforest without being catious. i heard theres evil stuff in the forest that can do freaky things. seeing as it spreads the knowledge its worth saying..

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Yeah the spiders/snakes etc can sneak out and bite the big VEIN on your PENIS which could kill you very quickly since it goes into the blood vein, you'll need to tie a rope around your dick like a HOLD and trap the blood :P PE is handy to some extent :D

[Anthrax]

Especially when you have to AMPUTATE YOUR PENIS... :shock:

[G-Spot19]

Oh my god. My dick just ran away when i read that.:shock:
Come back buddy, its ok:(

[Anthrax]

Tell it to stop acting like a clitoris...

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

lol! :lol:

[G-Spot19]

His pissed at me. Just looks at the floor now.:lol:

DEAR PENIS,
I dont hink i like you anymore
You used to watch me shave,
Now you just stare at the floor
Dear penis.:lol:

[Anthrax]

The silent treatment... He'll forgive you soon enough, just give him some time...

[BIGOKE]

but er.. dont ever piss on a tree or the ground in the rainforest without being catious. i heard theres evil stuff in the forest that can do freaky things. seeing as it spreads the knowledge its worth saying..
Yeah I heard that if you swim in the amazon river you musn't piss in the water because theres some type of bug in there that follows the trail and can get into your dick to lay eggs and shit. Like something out of an Alien movie. SOMEONE CALL SIGOURNEY WEAVER AND SANCHEZ NOW! :evil:

[Anthrax]

Wow... now that's natural selection at its best... These bugs follow a trail of piss and lay eggs in the urethra so that they can be pissed away somewhere else... Evolution is the shit... :cool

[soserious]

Yeah I heard that if you swim in the amazon river you musn't piss in the water because theres some type of bug in there that follows the trail and can get into your dick to lay eggs and shit. Like something out of an Alien movie. SOMEONE CALL SIGOURNEY WEAVER AND SANCHEZ NOW! :evil:

exactly that i heard- except they do it on dry land too- swimming up the stream of piss. gross.
if at first you must piss on the floor.. FLAMETHROW THE GROUND TO ASHES FIRST!!! :twisted:

btw who the hell is Sanchez?
the kick ass (my baby) one was VASQUEZ.. such a woman..

[Anthrax]

Impressive... They can swim upstream against the flow of piss...? :shock:

[zwmusic]

One of the strangest [stories from the Amazon concerned] a fish that was urinophilic and could swim up the urethra or into the vagina of the unwary native who urinated while bathing in the Amazon. It was said that this fish, known as candirú [in Brazil; as carnero in Spanish-speaking countries], was long, thin, and capable of forcing its way into the body's passageways following the trail of urine. Once inside it would eat away the mucous membranes and tissues until hemorrhage would kill it or the host. It was also said that even if one caught the fish by the tail, once in the urethra it could not be pulled out because it would spread itself like an umbrella. Indeed, rumors had it that penectomy was preferred to the misery and pain associated with leaving the fish in the urethra!

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

WOW!!! SCARY!!! So what just leave the fish their forever? floating in the girl's vagina???

[G-Spot19]

That is crazy scary. Have you guys not saw The Rundown, starring The Rock. It mentions this in it.

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

There's a movie based on that?! Shit!

[G-Spot19]

Not based on it. Its just mentioned in there when the Rock is taking of his pants(doesnt get too than God) to swim behind a waterfall.

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

Wow, lol :lol:

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

I've noticed that your penis veins are attached to your foreskin. If you get circumsised then what would happen? Take the veins out with the skin and start from scratch??? :roll:

[soserious]

what do you mean exactly? if you lose your foreskin you lose a big bunch of veins yes they get sliced open. these vains you can actually bleed to death from ESPECIALLY the big one under in the frenulum. i wouldnt advise it.


i think drugs might help destroy that fish- if not then drop like Ripley into a huge steel melting furnace and kil that fucker dead! :twisted:
ovcourse itll be a homicide & suicide, but hey.

[Tmac 1 LeBron 23]

what do you mean exactly? if you lose your foreskin you lose a big bunch of veins yes they get sliced open. these vains you can actually bleed to death from ESPECIALLY the big one under in the frenulum. i wouldnt advise it.


i think drugs might help destroy that fish- if not then drop like Ripley into a huge steel melting furnace and kil that fucker dead! :twisted:
ovcourse itll be a homicide & suicide, but hey.

No I was talking bout getting circumsise like properly at a hospital